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Traps and girls with dicks are gay. You like the dick so you're gay, no exceptions

"it is statistically proven that group projects improves grades!" Of course it will when the lazy stupid fuckers force the smart kids to do everything

Babies looking like newborn phoenixes that rose from the ashes of it's parents

Shit like this makes me want to no longer believe in myself. People who get straight A's in school, have a social life, do community work, have 3 side jobs are now the minimum requirement for any fucking decent chance in life, and then there are 5 yr olds who discover time travel and makes the rest of us feel like shit.

"fuck me if that thing rejected me I'd kill myself as well" - anon

Fuck that, children are a lot of work so don't let people guilt you into Parenthood unless you want to be a parent

Depends if he's

Not really the most exciting story, but my brother and I play co-op in Borderlands 2, and as we were playing this DLC I was driving and he was in the gunner seat. As soon as Mr Torgue said this, i drove the vehicle off a cliff and killed both of us.
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His character was Maya.

When you're trying to get snacks in the middle of the night and someone turns on the lights

Been years since I've seen this.
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Ditch the bullshit #relatable comics and bring me more of this pls

Wait 50 years and we'll need a team of scientists to decipher this meme

is this a reference to a bombing event or something?

*notices revolver pointed at head*
OWO what's this

someone do the math, i'm too lazy

My mom's friend decided to give my family three parakeets at the same time for no reason.
Three.
fuCKING.
PARAKEETS.
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my life is hell

All you need now is an anime opening and you're ready to be in a shitty romcom

Too bad I’ m an artsy fucker who can't draw
*cries in edgy poems and music*

begone thot

the fuck the dude on the right doing????????
nigga just standing there

Fun fact: this rule applies to everyone but me

Pizza Deliverers: Infinity War
"Mr. Papa Johns, I don't feel so good"

Damn lil' joey changed skin colors as well

Speed > Damage
Because combo multipliers man

Y'all got suave grandparents but all mine do is complain to my parents about how "I don't know how to speak Vietnamese"
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Fuckers trash talk me while I'm in the same room

How do y'all get into this shit so smoothly
Teach me your ways

I fell in love with a popular older girl in my school.
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I think I’m fucked

dude got roasted better than the beef at Burger King's

OH MY GOD!!!!!

Some days I look into the mirror and get depressed

“Tell us how happiness feels, anon” ~ another random

Most of these dreams consist of me hanging out with people I either hate or are no longer friends with and we talk and laugh, I don’t think that's good .-.

What pays off though is that the ones who do love you will listen and give you advice
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I still hate myself for showering them with negativity that they don't deserve

why is the kid standing on a train track with a ball?
why did superman have to waste so much energy holding the train back instead of saving the kid?
why didn't superman just carry the kid instead of holding the train back?
why does that kid look like "oh i just realized there was a train there"
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and most importantly
what the fuck is going on

I don't mean to be the smartass, but the worst part is that drum is a timpani and not a bongo