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Further from god or closer to science? 9 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
Traps and girls with dicks are gay. You like the dick so you're gay, no exceptions
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Because im batman 4 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
"it is statistically proven that group projects improves grades!" Of course it will when the lazy stupid fuckers force the smart kids to do everything
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Some useful information 6 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
Probably nothing but it could indicate that there is shady activity going on
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If lays made beer 4 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
Thanks for this story, I'd probably pour it the same way lmao
4 beautiful goth baby birds 5 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
Babies looking like newborn phoenixes that rose from the ashes of it's parents
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11-year-old paints incredibly life-like works of art 7 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
Don't get me wrong, congrats for your hard work, but I mean if people like this exist what is even the point of trying if the standard is being raised to impossible amounts
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11-year-old paints incredibly life-like works of art 7 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
Shit like this makes me want to no longer believe in myself. People who get straight A's in school, have a social life, do community work, have 3 side jobs are now the minimum requirement for any fucking decent chance in life, and then there are 5 yr olds who discover time travel and makes the rest of us feel like shit.
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You sure thats not humpty dumpty tho 13 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
"fuck me if that thing rejected me I'd kill myself as well" - anon
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Even my mom gave up on me 5 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
Fuck that, children are a lot of work so don't let people guilt you into Parenthood unless you want to be a parent
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Rolling papers and stealing pensions 4 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
Fucking hell I have a new phone and hit enter too soon... Whatever the joke is ruined
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Rolling papers and stealing pensions 4 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
Depends if he's
Repost this: 6 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
I'll make sure of it
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Respect wamen 7 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Not really the most exciting story, but my brother and I play co-op in Borderlands 2, and as we were playing this DLC I was driving and he was in the gunner seat. As soon as Mr Torgue said this, i drove the vehicle off a cliff and killed both of us.
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His character was Maya.
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A baby hawk 8 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
When you're trying to get snacks in the middle of the night and someone turns on the lights
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Right way to go 10 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
I'm glad Funsubstance has the best grandma in existence
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A potion 9 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Been years since I've seen this.
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Ditch the bullshit #relatable comics and bring me more of this pls
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Noooo! 3 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Wait 50 years and we'll need a team of scientists to decipher this meme
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What's wrong with Ariana Grande 3 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
is this a reference to a bombing event or something?
Not having it 6 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
*notices revolver pointed at head*
OWO what's this
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I am proud of myself 6 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
someone do the math, i'm too lazy
Too many abandoned pets 16 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
My mom's friend decided to give my family three parakeets at the same time for no reason.
Three.
fuCKING.
PARAKEETS.
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my life is hell
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Not every foreigner in Japan doesn't speak Japanese 6 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
All you need now is an anime opening and you're ready to be in a shitty romcom
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Wholesome 7 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
Too bad I’ m an artsy fucker who can't draw
*cries in edgy poems and music*
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Sugar daddy 34 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
begone thot
Random citizen climbs building in 30s to save kid 14 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
the fuck the dude on the right doing????????
nigga just standing there
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Logic 7 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
Usually for me it's the older people. Guys usually are like "oh that's bad" but they don't really diss me like how some adults do
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This is actually just one picture 9 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
look at it closely, you can see that the photographer angled everything really well.
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Jokes 4 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
Fun fact: this rule applies to everyone but me
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When will it end 1 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
Pizza Deliverers: Infinity War
"Mr. Papa Johns, I don't feel so good"
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This is what police do in my country 6 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
w e w
He found what he wanted in life 1 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
Damn lil' joey changed skin colors as well
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Speed > Damage 13 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
Speed > Damage
Because combo multipliers man
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You are truly a ass!! 15 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
Who cares, you're still disrespecting the staff
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This Is How I imagine it looks when you graduate from University of Phoenix online 7 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
To be fair, guests get little to no respect on this site (and for good reason too). I didn't expect less and I was just trying to make a joke but eh I guess that making jokes isn't contributing enough happiness on this site :/
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This Is How I imagine it looks when you graduate from University of Phoenix online 7 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
Hey, just because we're guests doesn't mean we're assholes!
#NotAllGuestsAreBad
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A tribute to grandmas everywhere 7 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
Y'all got suave grandparents but all mine do is complain to my parents about how "I don't know how to speak Vietnamese"
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Fuckers trash talk me while I'm in the same room
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Am I the only one here? 22 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
How do y'all get into this shit so smoothly
Teach me your ways
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When things work out 4 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
I fell in love with a popular older girl in my school.
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I think I’m fucked
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Someone is in trouble 9 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
Fuck the privacy of people who invades other's privacy to benefit themselves, you can't vouch for protection if you're invading other's privacy
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I break the law, but I am a part of the law 10 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
Kung fury
My cow friend 7 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
dude got roasted better than the beef at Burger King's
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Although, I actually do older guys. 8 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
*pst, pst* it's a joke m9, check the title
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Something I'd pay to watch 6 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
OH MY GOD!!!!!
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If you want to be happy...whyeventry 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Some days I look into the mirror and get depressed
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Anon meets his wife 10 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
“Tell us how happiness feels, anon” ~ another random
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Happens to me often 2 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Most of these dreams consist of me hanging out with people I either hate or are no longer friends with and we talk and laugh, I don’t think that's good .-.
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This hit me hard 2 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
What pays off though is that the ones who do love you will listen and give you advice
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I still hate myself for showering them with negativity that they don't deserve
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All brawn but no brain 13 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
why is the kid standing on a train track with a ball?
why did superman have to waste so much energy holding the train back instead of saving the kid?
why didn't superman just carry the kid instead of holding the train back?
why does that kid look like "oh i just realized there was a train there"
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and most importantly
what the fuck is going on
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Why we have feet 2 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
I don't mean to be the smartass, but the worst part is that drum is a timpani and not a bongo
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That dog has such a smug look on him too 7 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
but that's literally what it is tho??? like kids will deepthroat the entire bread basket at olive garden but vomit when they touch the crust of pizza when they're both just bread in the end
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