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Getting thrown across the room by electricity is a Hollywood invention. You just tense up until the current is removed. There are hundreds, if not thousands, or videos of people being electrocuted and none of them do anything but tense up.

No one in charge of anything gives a shit if the people getting the pets is responsible or not. The only thing they care about is not killing the overpopulation of dogs and cats. There are multiple dogs in my small neighbor that have attacked multiple people and nothing is done. No fine, nothing. They won't even take the dog in for rabies quarantine because there's no room.

This is why Elon Musk has jumped into the "Fake News" arena. After all the free advertising and publicity both he and his companies have received over the years, he's pissed that news sites are covering the Tesla Autopilot crashes. He called it "unfair" to cover crashes linked to Autopilot because other cars crash everyday. Then, about a week later, he started lashing out at the same media that gave him all the free advertising and publicity all those years and claiming he's going to start a project to filter out "fake news."

I remember this. Everyone on the tech sites were trying to out outrage each other while pretending they had no idea how this could have happened. This was three years or so ago and, last I heard, Google Photos still won't recognize the words "Gorilla," "Monkey," or "Chimp."

Is this were all the bags floating around in the ocean come from? Stop murdering God's creatures with your weird plastic milk bags, Canada.

It won't work now that you got it all wet, dumb ass.

That's because Pet Smart isn't stupid and doesn't want to get sued when your oh-so-sweet-never-hurt-a-fly-might-lick-you-to-death-ha-ha pit bull does what it was bred to do and dismembers someone else's dog. Even the rest of the dog worshiping morons are realizing there's something wrong with this breed and wants them banned.

I'm not buying it. By 23 you would have read a book or closed captioning from a show or movie, seen friends burst out laughing, watched someone cup their hand under their arm, something would have alerted you to the fact that farts make noise even if you can't hear them.

Why does he shop in the children's section for clothes?

$10 billion dollars in a brief case that someone handed you? Yeah, it's a fucking bomb.

It appears to be a visualization of how people view their own pain versus other's pain. I'm sure it's supposed to be something more profound, but after four years of doctor's office and lab waiting rooms that's the first thing that pops into my mind. There's always that one person that's in so much more pain, so much sicker than everyone else.

What makes you think it's a man? Women can be assholes too.

How did you drive home without you keys?

He didn't pray not to get shot.

Maybe if you would fucking get out to the way...

There are a number of studies showing depression is horribly over diagnosed, with only around 30% of those diagnosed with depression actually suffering from depression.

Why do you idiots keep doing stupid shit like this to your dogs? I hate dogs but I feel like slapping the shit out of some of you people. If the dog seems nervous, confused, or just plain uncomfortable, leave it alone.

Just do your fucking job. Dealing with assholes - either the ones you work with or the general public - is part of working. If you think you don't have to do your job because you don't like someone, you're the asshole.

How did the cake get bigger?

Sensationalist bullshit. You're taking the maximum sentence for graffiti, which your're unlikely to actually serve unless you're an idiot that's been convicted 20 times, and comparing it to some ridiculous, outrageous sentences for rape. It sounds like some deep social commentary, but it's not, it's simply comparing apple to oranges. Then, of course, if you don't want to go to jail for a long time for something stupid, don't do something stupid.

Pit bulls are famous for their unrelenting, single-mindedness when they attack. There are hundreds of videos of pit bulls attacking while people pull, hit, kick, even stab the damn things and they won't let go. You combine that with a psychopathic level of unpredictability and you have a dangerous animal - not a fucking pet.

I think those are ravens, though.

The great acting skills of the guy walking through the concrete is what really sells this. I bet it took all of 10 seconds to fix it.