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The lady decided to JUMP out while blades were still spinning 5 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Amazingly, she was unable to jump 5 more feet into the air...
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Perfection 5 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Ugh Knights of the Round took sooooooo long to aninate. Half the reason i hated fighting emerald weapon
0-100 real quick 19 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
/s
Dirty talk got too real 7 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Wife her
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No socks 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
She boot too big for she gotdamn feet
Been there 4 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Put more water in your toilet bowls, communists
I can imagine it 5 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Yeah some days it smells cold
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Ladies, this is a good advice 11 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
That would make you a piece of shit.
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Picture of a storm taken from the c*ckpit of a plane 3 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Cock cock clock cock cock
c*ckroach infestation, city agrees to burn the house down 8 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
I bet 80% of cockroaches survived. Bastards.
PTSD 6 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Didn't even say she "ate" a hot dog, just that she was "served" a hot dog. Initiate full mental shutdown
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Yes. A hug would be nice 15 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Life is gonna fuck you so hard...
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Probably 'murica 23 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
That one's due for a comeback any day now
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Usain bolt races in reduced gravity 11 comments
guest · 8 weeks ago
Depends on the inertial frame
So nostalgic. I feel so old 7 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Zork. Quality products from LucasArts. Wing Commander.
Oooops 3 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Fucking garbage
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Just reading the title brings a tear to my eye 7 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Nemesis by Philip Roth. Made me feel terrible for a week
Break your cutting board? Make spoons out of it! 6 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
It don't take all that long! A bandsaw helps, though
MOTH! 23 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Absolute unit
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At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Crappy leg room is not "human suffering." It's Goddamned expensive to move people through the air. Solution: buy a first class ticket. This is all you have to do.
Looks like they haven't learned their lesson 16 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
You do know that in war, civilians don't get a free pass, right? In some instances they suffer worse fates than combatants. You shouldn't presuppose that soldiers just up and "go to war," as if they have a choice in the matter. By the way, if you think nuking a city is bad (and it is), research the firebombing of tokyo.
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You may have all of them 8 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Mäybė
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Pick a side 14 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
if i could take all the time back that i spent finishing side quests in skyrim and fallout, i would. If I used that time more wisely I could be a concert pianist or speak fluent Finnish by now
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And chocolate milk comes from brown cows 11 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Hunters dont aim for the head. That has the potential to do something super harmful like blow the animal's jaw off while not killing it. You aim for the largest spot of vital organs on the animal
Square up 6 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
What a fucking nut job
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Yummy 3 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
But most importantly...he lönch
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All men have to go through this 2 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Thinking there are organic pop tarts = gullible rube
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Orangg 7 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
O R A N G E B O I Y E
Suck itt 9 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
found the failed state dictator
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Doesn't make sense 11 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
Turf is awful to play on. Evil evil evil
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I loved this game so much 2 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
Do a barrel roll
Screw you iceland 21 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
Yum whale
Respect 18 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
Marines are not soldiers, and vice versa. Period.
Don't you fry no more 6 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
Lay your weary ham to rest
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Lettuce 14 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
Exactly!
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Frog does a big bite 7 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
But most importantly, he lønch
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Reminds me of BLACK Mirror 17 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Finally we can kill all the bees
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In The Mound (Spooky Story) 8 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
guest can actually do whatever he wants
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Abandoned 4 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
What a fucking manchild
Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
Stripper
Please be a pattern 21 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
Better things might come around if we planned long-term and stopped thinking about whether an action would benefit us immediately. Btw our standard of living compared to the 60s is ludicrously higher. People take so many conveniences as necessity that they trap themselves on a hamster wheel trying to pay for it all.
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Yo, listen up! Here's the story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world 10 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
There is no justifying Logan Paul
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Exactly 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Brian has no sense of humor. Fucking Brian.
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Really come on 19 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Worms live up in them husks. They are skinny and numerous so you think at first its just corn straw. The first time you realize its worms, it is a significant emotional event. I dont ever wanna be surprised like that again. This way is fine.
Oh shit how can I describe this thing 10 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
just eat the damn pickles
From Russia with love 9 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Does anyone not know that russians have been trying to influence elections in america since the cold war? Why are we surprised?
Spices in a bazar, Egypt 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
i put blue spice on everything
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92 years ago - tesla cell phone 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
ha. nobody wears vests.
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Fun with fighter pilots 9 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
im a fighter pilot...nobody told me this
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