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Turns out douchebag is a spectrum 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Hopefully they do the right think now and seppuku
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Capricious lazy abundant Giraffe 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Its a joke, and no he's not
Thanks to the internet, millenials can't even inherit 22 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Get you a man who can do both
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Friendly neighborhood merc 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Can Wade not spell?
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It's Too Much Weight 20 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Tax cuts for the wealthy" is a red herring buzzword. Tell me how doubling the standard deduction specifically targets rich people and excludes middle class people. It's a trick to get you to believe you don't want more of your own money in your own pocket.
Trust your gut 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Seriously, this is bullshit
Death of Funsubstance 63 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Still here.
Narai, Japan on the old Edo trail 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sure hope no Titans attack my village today
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Kids these days 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Not antimatter, but rather the same stuff that ants are made of
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Kids these days 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Shadows are made of antmatter
I love being Scottish 16 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Hundreds of distinct and separate clans, many of whom bore ill will towards each other for hundreds of years. So theres a shitload of racial diversity.
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Guess all women are simple 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Fuck off with your title. Its a funny joke
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Can't escape the mindset 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I am also terrified of losing my 6 figure job and winding up as a bum with nothing...cant shake it but at least im a good saver
Bilingual People Will Know the Struggle 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No ma'am
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Pope the Sith 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
"Do, or do not." -Yoda, sith lord
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Perfection 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ugh Knights of the Round took sooooooo long to aninate. Half the reason i hated fighting emerald weapon
0-100 real quick 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
/s
Dirty talk got too real 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Wife her
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No socks 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
She boot too big for she gotdamn feet
I can imagine it 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Yeah some days it smells cold
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Ladies, this is a good advice 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That would make you a piece of shit.
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Picture of a storm taken from the c*ckpit of a plane 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Cock cock clock cock cock
c*ckroach infestation, city agrees to burn the house down 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I bet 80% of cockroaches survived. Bastards.
Yes. A hug would be nice 15 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Life is gonna fuck you so hard...
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Probably 'murica 23 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That one's due for a comeback any day now
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Usain bolt races in reduced gravity 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Depends on the inertial frame
So nostalgic. I feel so old 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Zork. Quality products from LucasArts. Wing Commander.
Oooops 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Fucking garbage
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Just reading the title brings a tear to my eye 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Nemesis by Philip Roth. Made me feel terrible for a week
Break your cutting board? Make spoons out of it! 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It don't take all that long! A bandsaw helps, though
MOTH! 23 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Absolute unit
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At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Crappy leg room is not "human suffering." It's Goddamned expensive to move people through the air. Solution: buy a first class ticket. This is all you have to do.
Looks like they haven't learned their lesson 16 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You do know that in war, civilians don't get a free pass, right? In some instances they suffer worse fates than combatants. You shouldn't presuppose that soldiers just up and "go to war," as if they have a choice in the matter. By the way, if you think nuking a city is bad (and it is), research the firebombing of tokyo.
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You may have all of them 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Mäybė
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Pick a side 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
if i could take all the time back that i spent finishing side quests in skyrim and fallout, i would. If I used that time more wisely I could be a concert pianist or speak fluent Finnish by now
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And chocolate milk comes from brown cows 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Hunters dont aim for the head. That has the potential to do something super harmful like blow the animal's jaw off while not killing it. You aim for the largest spot of vital organs on the animal
Square up 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
What a fucking nut job
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Yummy 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
But most importantly...he lönch
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All men have to go through this 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Thinking there are organic pop tarts = gullible rube
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Orangg 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
O R A N G E B O I Y E
Suck itt 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
found the failed state dictator
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Doesn't make sense 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Turf is awful to play on. Evil evil evil
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I loved this game so much 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Do a barrel roll
Screw you iceland 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Yum whale
Respect 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Marines are not soldiers, and vice versa. Period.
Don't you fry no more 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Lay your weary ham to rest
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Lettuce 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Exactly!
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Frog does a big bite 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
But most importantly, he lønch
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Reminds me of BLACK Mirror 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Finally we can kill all the bees
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