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Don't have a friend take a picture of me while sitting on an unstable chain link fence 1 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Sorry, you are the weakest link
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Didn't even flinch 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
This elephant is trying to scare the guy. If the ears are out, the trunk is up and it's making a noise, the elephant just wants to scare you. But if the trunk is tucked away, the ears are back and it's quiet, be careful. The animal is very angry.
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Choose which button to press 30 comments
guest · 1 year ago
PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS!!
The way this tree trunk grew 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
That's a strangler fig
Modern problems require modern solutions! 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Ace Magashule, ladies and gentlemen. Proof that politicians are idiots
This is what I want, what I really really want 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Doesn't have to be Dell. Almost any computer with 12TB RAM capacity is great.
That's a little young 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
You're NEVER too young for a personal crisis.
An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Beefy alligator: Feraligatr. Lamp: Lampent. Bird superhero: probably Blaziken..
SPACEBAAALLS 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Greatest movie EVER!!
It's your Nicholas name 1 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Actually, nickname is a corruption of the Middle English word "ekename", meaning a given name. "An ekename" became "a nickname".
The killer tree: Sandbox tree 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
We have one of these at my old school in the playground.
Big mistake 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
These things contain lycasin (see product description), which is a sugar substitute. That causes massive bowel irritation when taken in excess.
Too much fake sugar will give you the Brown Blaster Bonanza!
Hissss 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Demon cat
Du hast 24 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It does sound gross,for good reason.
What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".
Maybe I just majorly missed out being allergic, but how can medicine be good, health aside 21 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Holy crap, do you know the size of the hives this stuff raises when you're allergic?!
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Beam of light 1 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Every car needs to come equipped with this!
The monsters we fight with 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
These monsters are all too real and all too vicious. They follow their targets like tentacled shadows, biting and gripping the brain.
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Look on the bright side 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Oh Eric...
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Weirdest Ships 14 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Facepalm. ...
Please tell me I'm not the only one 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It's a common mistake. Don't feel bad. That said, please be sympathetic.
Dogs are great 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
My dentist has a stuffed toy frog called Charlie to calm down nervous kids. Charlie's olds but still cute.
We're all really brave until the 'roach starts flying 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Oh please. We once had a massive-ass rat in the kitchen and guess who was the only person brave enough to shoo it out? Moi.
Squishing stuff like files and roaches is child's play. Hehe
An evil scientist answers a generations-old philosophy question 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Ok, but : if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, WHAT COLOUR IS THE TREE?
Book signing 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
This guy came to my school to give a talk. I didn't go.
So I was watching House when... 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
"Could an eight-year old do this?" Said just before he pulls this face.
This is the fifth episode of Season One.
Hogwarts in another version 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I would read/watch the living crap out of this
Is anyone else starting to find them obnoxious? 11 comments
guest · 1 year ago
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, what colour is the tree?
Babies 32 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Old news, dear. Old news.
(/^▽^)/*:・゚✧8 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Healthy happy goblet. Cutest thing EVER!!!!!!
parents 24 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Psychiatrists train for many years to help patients. Most parents don't get that.
The human mind is one of the most complex things in existence and psychiatrists understand it (at least in part) better than many other people.
He's The Geeky Dad 14 comments
guest · 1 year ago
One of the greatest actors EVER!!!!!!
Sebastian Morgenstern and Loki 27 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Villains are way better and cooler than good guys because they go against what we were taught as kids.
Voldetort! 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Oh man, it's Dexter' Laboratory all over again....
For those who don't get it, Dexter' nemesis is called Mandark. However, Mandark was originally called Susan by his parents; he changed his name after Dexter made fun of him.
FYI, the name of the language is "Ook!" 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
There's also a programming language called Brainfuck
What the hell? 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
"Meek for a Week", Season 1, Episode 17. Francine has to be nice for a whole week, which is very difficult for her.
Things you'd hear at Hogwarts 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
R-rated Harry Potter 2: Moaning Myrtle is a d*ck-watcher. Even has her own bucket list.
Me as a bird 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
If I had the wings of an eagle
And the rear of a bloody great crow
I'd fly to the top of the fandom
And sh*t on the haters below.
Thank you very much.
In Saudi Arabia, they have "potato rolls" 30 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Yeah, they'rd called Chip Sticks and they are UNBELIEVABLY DELICIOUS! !
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Spike away 20 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Where can I buy these and do they come reinforced? Different colours?
Beautiful 49 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Bullcrap! There's an Afrikaans expression for "I love you": "Ek is lief vir jou". What you got three means: "I swear I'm gonna f*#$ your mom in her ass".
From the maker of After Ever After: "Movie Villian Medly" 13 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Is it just him copied and pasted or does he have twin brothers?
which one would you select... 16 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Breaks button.
Even the most advanced of shapeshifters have something that makes them recognisable. For example: Beast Boy from Teen Titans can shape shift into any animal, but it's always green because his skin is green.
This parking lot has lights showing you the empty spaces. Genius 24 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Only place in South Africa I've seen these is the parking garages at O R Tambo International Airport (used to be dalled Joburg International Airport).
Knitters unite 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
WOOLCRAFTS FOREVER!!!!!! What can I say, I like knitting and crochet.
The Woman of 1000 Voices 19 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I do. I love and respect her as much as I do Tara. Those two ladies go together like the internet and memes.
Me right now 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Me in general
The only book I will need to read when traveling abroad 9 comments
guest · 1 year ago
"Casse-toi" literally means "go break yourself" in French.
This world is going bad 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
This movie is prophetic: if we don't clean up our act (and the Earth) soon, we'll be screwed.
The ending song " Down to Earth" says "when we messed up our homeland/we set sail for the sky."
Tis the year for keyblades and cheer 12 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Kingdom, Oathkeeper and Oblivion Keyboards. All three come from the first game.