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Don't have a friend take a picture of me while sitting on an unstable chain link fence 1 comments
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· 5 years ago
Sorry, you are the weakest link
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Didn't even flinch 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
This elephant is trying to scare the guy. If the ears are out, the trunk is up and it's making a noise, the elephant just wants to scare you. But if the trunk is tucked away, the ears are back and it's quiet, be careful. The animal is very angry.
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Modern problems require modern solutions! 15 comments
An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
It's your Nicholas name 1 comments
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· 5 years ago
Actually, nickname is a corruption of the Middle English word "ekename", meaning a given name. "An ekename" became "a nickname".
The killer tree: Sandbox tree 10 comments
Big mistake 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
These things contain lycasin (see product description), which is a sugar substitute. That causes massive bowel irritation when taken in excess.
Too much fake sugar will give you the Brown Blaster Bonanza!
Too much fake sugar will give you the Brown Blaster Bonanza!
Du hast 24 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
It does sound gross,for good reason.
What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".
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What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".
Maybe I just majorly missed out being allergic, but how can medicine be good, health aside 21 comments
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· 5 years ago
Holy crap, do you know the size of the hives this stuff raises when you're allergic?!
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The monsters we fight with 10 comments
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· 5 years ago
These monsters are all too real and all too vicious. They follow their targets like tentacled shadows, biting and gripping the brain.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one 9 comments
Dogs are great 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
My dentist has a stuffed toy frog called Charlie to calm down nervous kids. Charlie's olds but still cute.
We're all really brave until the 'roach starts flying 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Oh please. We once had a massive-ass rat in the kitchen and guess who was the only person brave enough to shoo it out? Moi.
Squishing stuff like files and roaches is child's play. Hehe
Squishing stuff like files and roaches is child's play. Hehe
An evil scientist answers a generations-old philosophy question 15 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Ok, but : if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, WHAT COLOUR IS THE TREE?
So I was watching House when... 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
"Could an eight-year old do this?" Said just before he pulls this face.
This is the fifth episode of Season One.
This is the fifth episode of Season One.
Hogwarts in another version 5 comments
Is anyone else starting to find them obnoxious? 11 comments
parents 24 comments
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· 5 years ago
Psychiatrists train for many years to help patients. Most parents don't get that.
The human mind is one of the most complex things in existence and psychiatrists understand it (at least in part) better than many other people.
The human mind is one of the most complex things in existence and psychiatrists understand it (at least in part) better than many other people.
Sebastian Morgenstern and Loki 27 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Villains are way better and cooler than good guys because they go against what we were taught as kids.
Voldetort! 10 comments
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· 5 years ago
Oh man, it's Dexter' Laboratory all over again....
For those who don't get it, Dexter' nemesis is called Mandark. However, Mandark was originally called Susan by his parents; he changed his name after Dexter made fun of him.
For those who don't get it, Dexter' nemesis is called Mandark. However, Mandark was originally called Susan by his parents; he changed his name after Dexter made fun of him.
FYI, the name of the language is "Ook!" 8 comments
What the hell? 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
"Meek for a Week", Season 1, Episode 17. Francine has to be nice for a whole week, which is very difficult for her.
Things you'd hear at Hogwarts 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
R-rated Harry Potter 2: Moaning Myrtle is a d*ck-watcher. Even has her own bucket list.
Me as a bird 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
If I had the wings of an eagle
And the rear of a bloody great crow
I'd fly to the top of the fandom
And sh*t on the haters below.
Thank you very much.
And the rear of a bloody great crow
I'd fly to the top of the fandom
And sh*t on the haters below.
Thank you very much.
In Saudi Arabia, they have "potato rolls" 30 comments
Spike away 20 comments
Beautiful 49 comments
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· 6 years ago
Bullcrap! There's an Afrikaans expression for "I love you": "Ek is lief vir jou". What you got three means: "I swear I'm gonna f*#$ your mom in her ass".
which one would you select... 16 comments
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· 6 years ago
Breaks button.
Even the most advanced of shapeshifters have something that makes them recognisable. For example: Beast Boy from Teen Titans can shape shift into any animal, but it's always green because his skin is green.
Even the most advanced of shapeshifters have something that makes them recognisable. For example: Beast Boy from Teen Titans can shape shift into any animal, but it's always green because his skin is green.
This parking lot has lights showing you the empty spaces. Genius 24 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Only place in South Africa I've seen these is the parking garages at O R Tambo International Airport (used to be dalled Joburg International Airport).
Knitters unite 5 comments
The Woman of 1000 Voices 19 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I do. I love and respect her as much as I do Tara. Those two ladies go together like the internet and memes.
This world is going bad 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
This movie is prophetic: if we don't clean up our act (and the Earth) soon, we'll be screwed.
The ending song " Down to Earth" says "when we messed up our homeland/we set sail for the sky."
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The ending song " Down to Earth" says "when we messed up our homeland/we set sail for the sky."
Tis the year for keyblades and cheer 12 comments