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Imagine 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Yeah, I'm childless and occasionally get days off from work.
'90s nostalgia 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
idk, twenty years ago I went outside a lot more. also my grandmother was still alive. and i didn't have to pay bills.
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As soon as I wake up I drink rum 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I only immediately make my bed to prevent my cat from peeing in it. She's got a thing for blanket piles.
All the time 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Nope. The last time I went to the beach I barely left the water for the 8 hours that I was there. Just bobbed in the waves like an albino manatee.
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If this is true, then much love for Japan! 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Sometimes elderly pets have elderly owners that die before them. Others may not be able to afford the care costs and have no choice but to give the pet up. Also, some people are assholes.
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All aboard the banana train! 2 comments
Dogs are the sweetest 3 comments
Nice Girls are not complicated!! 9 comments
They did him dirty 11 comments
Doggo is smarto 3 comments
Movie plot explained in one news article 5 comments
My neighbor's $15000 serval 26 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
...or you can spend $30 and adopt an animal at your local shelter and save a life by doing so.
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Judgement of German food by the colonies 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
The worst I've ever heard about the bulk of American tourists is that we're loud.
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It's gotta be easier than figuring out those resume templates 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
My current job was supposed to be temporary (6 months at most) and I've almost been here 6 years thanks to life happening and this stupid place actually being pretty decent about working with my schedule. Still looking to leave soon though.
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Just like being a teacher 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Idk what kind of therapist you are, but mine charged 150 an hour and she was always booked up solid.
Where does he work? 10 comments
This guy gets it 17 comments
Oof 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
My dad bought a set of outdoor furniture marked for around $350. Due to someone's fuck up, he got it for around $3.50. That made his year.
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It couldn't hurt to try? 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
1. Take kid to doctor.
2. Ask doctor about this cool new thing called a vaccine
3. Vaccinate your offspring so they don't suffer and/or die from a preventable disease.
It's really that easy!
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2. Ask doctor about this cool new thing called a vaccine
3. Vaccinate your offspring so they don't suffer and/or die from a preventable disease.
It's really that easy!
Do you know? 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Seen this story before. I don't think it's a special train, just a special stop along the route.
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This just in 15 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Well, when you defund public education and things like home ec gets cut what else are people supposed to do?
I need a freakin vacation 3 comments
I need a freakin vacation 3 comments
The four horsemen of the apocalypse 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Ah, ye olde youtube. To be fair, Smosh was the least terrible out of the four.
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I need to use my bike more 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
That's great and all but it's a 40 minutes drive to work and I have to go over a mountain at night to do it. I'm not doing that shit on a bike. At best I'll be hit by a redneck with a small dick and a large pickup.
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Animal sanctuary 13 comments
Eyedrops 5 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
For those who have trouble putting drops in, here's an easy way to do it. Tilt your head back and close your eye, then drip the drop at the corner of your eye and open it. It's the only way I can do my allergy drops.
What could be worse 27 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I really hope those guys get decent Christmas bonuses. I wouldn't want their job. The time travelers alone must be staggering...
"Judas hold your horses..." 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I believe (but don't quote me because I was dragged to church against my will and rarely paid attention) they're all depictions of the scene where Judas kisses Jesus to show that he's the guy that needs to be arrested.
Kill 'em with kindness 10 comments
"I catch a rat half an hour after I wake up from sedation (wearing a cast)" 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Maybe the rat just got lazy 'cause he thought the cat wasn't going to be an issue that day.
Alternatively, they could live near/ in a farm.
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Alternatively, they could live near/ in a farm.
Baby holding a kitten 5 comments
Grab a history book 17 comments
F for feels 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The only rule about crying is that, if you have to cry, don't be alarmed if I start crying too. I don't know how to emotion.
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To all Excel professionals out there 3 comments
This is the worst 13 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Had an extremely vivid dream that I had a baby daughter. Panicked a little when I woke up and couldn't find her. Wasn't right for days.
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Someone died 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Eh, your body usually only absorbs the amount of vitamin c it needs and will piss out the rest. It'll probably be fine. On the plus side, their risk of scurvy is down 1000%!
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