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Looks like a sheep to me, if you were being serious. Head too small for dog and if dog then leg fur and body fur would be similar thickness. Instead more sheep-like proportions.
Since I didn’t know, from Wikipedia: “In psychology, the black sheep effect refers to the tendency of group members to judge likeable ingroup members more positively and deviant ingroup member more negatively than comparable outgroup members.”

Wrong

You’re a joke to everyone, babe! There’s a reason so many competent and pleasant people hella avoid you. (It’s cause you’re proud of being neither. Change or acknowledge you’re ignoring consistent feedback.)

Wow, I would keep that to myself. He was a pioneering figure in man-baby TV history.

Yes, imagine! So many, many competent people! It would mean a lot more women, though. Whitewashed male- and Euro-centric history class is a hell of a drug. But you, clever person, know from your own experience that competence isn’t limited to heavily white and male groups. So you also know it never was. So you’ve learned to move past this nonsense.

Ship has sailed; it’s almost certainly too late.

Shame, pffft. That’s frustrated annoyance.

It. is. NOT. a superpower to be annoying. It’s not a superpower to hunker down in selfishness, stupidity, and self-aggrandizing grunts. Our entire species’ deal is the cooperative thinking that takes us somewhere useful and new. You’re literally throwing away your birthright, and making your own self subhuman. It. is. NOT. a superpower to run away from udimonoa or to prefer being a gadfly. It’s just a pathetic choice: you’d rather waste all the resources spent on you to this point.

OBLIGATE CARNIVORE. Sitting over there with your omnivore privilege. Brat.

I know it’s just the buttons, but I like the idea that the car got those actual customizations. That way, the OP is mildly and achievably jealous of supermods.

Picture and title don’t go together

Post and title don’t go together.

Where are these from? I want to read all of them!!

Post is good, comments are shiiiit

I don’t get it

If this is true, here’s an alternate theory: Males are hardwired to seek female approval because it’s exclusively a female who first kept them alive.
This attempt to make it about ‘game’ is not a healthy reading. And, again, gotta stress it sounds pretty fake in the first place. There are very few arenas where males are inheritently superior and ‘let’ females have success. Period.

Ugh, die already with this veneration for a dick.

Nooooooo! My heart!

I don’t get it?

They have “cooped up” fever, but they know they are in an office. When you played nature sounds while they felt stuck, you introduced a feeling of ‘wrongness’ to the feeling of being trapped.
OR they were very happy whining and didn’t want any solutions because they were whine-bonding. That happens in offices, too.

You can do it anyway. Then you can inspire newbies

Like - it WOULD be funny if the constant presentation of history wasn’t Euro-Men-Did-All-The-Things-Because-Their-Birthright-Is-Just-To-Be-Awesome-Like-That. But it is, and that’s not only a lie historically. It’s a lie right now. Do you want to know why the history you were taught growing up doesn’t seem to match the world around you, as far as who is the most competent??? I’ll tell you!!!! Because the history you were taught is a carefully curated mockery of reality! There is no reason not to teach kids about all of human history, including deliberate destruction and dismissal. It does not change the story one bit to acknowledge more people in the frame. It hurts NO ONE to teach kids about the history of strong humans of every shade of color and identity. But it is a little uncomfortable to realize you supported evil lies. So history books stay myoptic and moronic males stay CERTAIN that they *gave* inherent rights and that they were literally born to greatness.

Why you insult Beaker? What did he do to you?

Downvoted for associates pic

This has to be fake. That will never work on anyone less than 45, and it just teaches them immunity to other attempts to control or shame. If it’s not fake - and I think it has to be - it’s a well executed bad idea.

Good, they can pay the money to have the person who bankrupted multiple businesses line the pockets of his friends to build a thing that sub-performs. Everyone’s happy.
They get to give money to a thing they’ve been told is important. I don’t have to worry about the actual functioning government sidetracked by this extremely less effective use of security money and resources. Win-win.

Oh, LOOTERS. I thought they were trying for loiters.

Too hot. Come next November

I don’t get it. Are these characters good or bad?

Number of infants relinquished in US over several years - 3,000ish. Incidence of counted rape is 2 per 1,000. Approximate female population of US is 155 million. False equivalency in multiple ways, numbers being just one.

But, no see. The analogy would be if you were telling babies not to go near dumpsters. You are LITERALLY telling the same people “do all this not to get raped” and given them more instructions on entirely different thing to say “this is how it feels”. No. Let it sink in that your ad would have to target the *babies* to be equivalent. Then spend even a fraction of the energy you supplied to this, to ANYTHING that tells men NOT to target others for undeserved pain!!!!!111!!!!!!

Uh-MAZ-ing!!

ALL “incels” are making a choice because they prefer a world where women are available for sex, instead of free humans possibly available for interactions of differing types. They are garbage. Until they do better, they are an active threat to more than half the population (and a passive threat to the entire species) and should be shunned. Anyone in sympathy to them should be avoided by all other humans.

They’re nothing alike - one is responsible and tired, the other is whiny, lazy waste of oxygen who spends all his time wishing things were different and zero of his effort making it so. Guess which one blames the women around him for his life?

Everyone thinks they’re slightly smarter than regular. I think some people get into a situation where their group is exposed outside and everyone calls them stupid. So they say they were being *ironically stupid*. But, no, they just ARE stupid and desperately trying to cling to being smart.
Best way to avoid this? Pick the person you want to be or what you want, and do that. Then other people’s opinion is not important and you don’t have to contort your reality to still be the smartest person. Takes too much time. Just realize you’re not, because the smartest people are lonely for company, so that’s not you. We’re mostly all average. Accept other people are exactly like you and stop trying to find ways why you’re superior.

Okay, mad props. Seriously.
BUT the federal employees who worked will get paid, etc. The contractors are just sol and that’s a huge workforce who will get nothing. There’s a union trying to change that, but for now, it’s just the same as it’s been. There’s no accommodation, no help, just uncertainty and enforced unemployment when they’re trying to serve their country too.

Because introverts thinks extroverts are different, but extroverts thinks introverts are broken. And we’re already exhausted so we don’t argue with them.

I don’t get it

The Marie Kondo method comes to an end at books - “yes, they all spark joy. All of them, all 6,528.”

Unfortunately, the Prez doesn’t negotiate in good faith and changes based on which room he’s in. Therefore, although it’s painful, insisting he get it together when only some are affected avoids future painful and larger hissy fits. He will always be willing to let others suffer; he has a documented history of always done so. People who know this and voted for him anyway are betting THEY won’t come onto the chopping block. But giving in because he’s unreasonably childish and obdurate doesn’t fix the central issue any more than it would with any three year old. If he could be trusted to have just this one thing, MAYBE. But he can’t. He’ll do anyone dirty, so he can’t be given slack when he says this is his one true live-or-die issue. It’s just tried and true method of being bratty to get more from the other person than they would offer. Since hechimself isn’t in pain, no one important is suffering.

It is not a compliment that you see me as a sex object unless I have clearly stated i see you as one. Get it through thick skull, sit down, and shut it.

She looks so uncomfortable! Poor lady

What a deal!

“Bitching” - do you mean “Acting male”? Make any effort not to sound like a waste of oxygen when you speak, please.