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Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 38 4 comments
guest · 20 minutes ago
This unpleasantly reminds me of the FNAF animatronics. Like, these things definitely stalked and hunted caveman fazzbear employees.
relatable 2 comments
guest · 4 hours ago
As a first year teacher surrounded by 20+ year teachers, I can relate. The challenge is not letting your students know you understand their memes and references.
Retail meme 12 comments
guest · 1 day ago
I love this new meme format.
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Cool shit. 4 comments
guest · 1 day ago
Fire is so much more important than the wheel. That judge was probably bribed.
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So, we go in screaming "DEUS VULT", right? 1 comments
guest · 2 days ago
"Alright, sneaking is important here"
*CLONK CLONK CLONK*
"We're so screwed"
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Morning grumpiness 1 comments
guest · 5 days ago
My wife needs this shirt. I need one that says "I'm sorry for what I say when I have to wake up 90 minutes earlier than you".
So Long, Space Cowboy... 13 comments
guest · 5 days ago
You stop that!
My grandma bought me a new shirt today. I'm 34 7 comments
guest · 5 days ago
This guy looks like Andrew WK.
Boku no hero academia, anyone? 4 comments
guest · 1 week ago
So... this is a ripoff of the wint tweet, right?
Don't lie to yourself 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Maybe I don't speak for all teachers when I say this, but at my school, we teachers are practically throwing points at students who do their work. You wrote your name at the top of a worksheet and did one problem out of 10? Sounds like a 50 to me! You got half the questions wrong but still completed the entire homework assignment? 70! Teachers can give as many points as they want for assignments, but the one thing we can't do is give points for work that hasn't been attempted or turned in. All we can give for that is a zero.
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Super Bowl 2019 - A guide to caring 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Addendum: "That'll move the chains!". Say it anytime!
All hail the mighty one 1 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
That's progenitus from MTG
It do be like that 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
It really do.
Donald says f**k magic 3 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
"I been knocked out for the last time, motherfucker"
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o f c o u r s e 9 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
And suddenly a pair of Yu-Gi-Oh cards make a lot of sense,
Can you smell it? 2 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
For me, that's when the sun goes down. Sundays are so short in the winter.
Look! 5 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
I actually did this two nights ago.
When Keanu's happy, I'm happy 4 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Boy, I sure do have a craving for some crunchy, delicious KETTLE CHIPS right now!
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Tru 4 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
What if I told you it's quite difficult for teachers to correctly identify mental health issues while it's quite easy to notice a phone?
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This bird 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
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Driving in Texas 3 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
As a Texan I can confirm
Note to self 5 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
My problem is that it's usually a very good day. But there's always a terrible 45 minutes at the end of it that colors my mood for at least an hour or two.
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Free MTG Pick-up Line 1 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
You tap lands to produce mana. You don't tap mana.
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It almost never worked 5 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
It works for me, but lasts about 10 seconds. As soon as I start talking again, so do they.
First aid, self defence and so on. 29 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
I'm a high school sociology teacher. I just finished teaching my students about "the Family in Sociology". And I can tell you that from a Functionalist viewpoint, almost all 10 of those things are the responsibility of the Family.
Vader's armor 2 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
But how does he pee?
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Now the police can't chase either 1 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
But the cops will be forced to stand and salute instead of arresting the suspects.
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Protection 2 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
That hamster is safe. Nothing touching that hamster. That pupper is too scary.
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Will it fix? 3 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
This hits hard, man.
Try it! 4 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Cursed doggo
Cucumber vs watermelon 4 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
There is absolutely no good part of a cucumber. Get TF outta here with that stuff.
Accidental escher 5 comments
guest · 16 weeks ago
Aaaaaaah brain hurt
Wreiched 56 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
They have just as much history with it as the rest of the confederacy. Texas has never seriously considered or threatened secession.
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Wreiched 56 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Oh yeah. Lots of US schools say the Pledge of Allegiance every day, but as far as I can tell only Texas makes kids the state pledge too.
Faceswapped dog and cat 4 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Cursed Image
Badlands national park - south dakota 4 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Oh my god. And I thought Zion was beautiful...
Good idea, bad execution 6 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
This is why you don't let Ditto copy people.
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It would be great 8 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
I wanna girl with a foul mind but some goooooooooooood... grammar.
What have we become 26 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
I don't have a problem with kids playing Fortnite. I have a problem with kids playing fortnite during school instead of doing their work.
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No heroine for me 11 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
This is a wonderful new meme format.
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Finished cup of coffee looks like the moon 6 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
That's no moon... it's a space station!
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Dave Grohl is an amazing tipper with a good sense of humor 6 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
And can't add for crap.
I still love Ray 14 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
Oh please. Nobody watched any star trek after next generation.
Damn millenials 7 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
I'm not. I teach high school, and Gen Z are so incredibly insufferable.
I don't remember how to do the same math 4 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
As a high school teacher I can tell you this is a major problem with students today. Any reading longer than a paragraph and they just won't read it.
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Forget it 4 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
Imagine how depressing it is if you're a teacher like me.
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My favourite superhero! 6 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
He doesn't even look like he's really there
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My favourite superhero! 6 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
Ugh, that CGI has aged so badly.
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Grade a psychiatrist 2 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
Genius
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Understatements 4 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Watson and Crick stole Rosalind Franklin's work and never gave her credit for her findings which was instrumental in discovering the structure of DNA. Screw them.
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