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Old witch gets fired 7 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
That teacher is going to sue the pants off the district. If you have tenure, there are steps that need to be taken before a teacher can be fired. For infractions like this, a tenured teacher would be first placed on an Improvement Plan and her progress would be monitored for several weeks. If she demonstrated no growth she could be informed at the end of the year that her contract was not being renewed. Teachers rarely get fired mid-school year unless they commit an actionable offense, like sleeping with or physically assaulting a student. As bad as all this sounds, it just falls under poor teaching practices.
TL-DR: Firing a tenured teacher for this, without giving her a chance to improve her practices, is going to get the school district in trouble with their teacher's union and sued.
Old witch gets fired 7 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
...and then everybody started clapping.
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Looking at you ers 14 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
Who's purple ryan gosling and why is he annoying?
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Shapes 3 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
I'm gonna say "lift one limb" instead of raise your hand from now on.
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diplodocus 9 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
And this, everyone, is why Asperger's is co-morbid with depression.
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All of this came out in one year, 2007 3 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
I was there for the first Witcher, it was not very good. It's improved so much!
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The best life hack 2 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
My dad tried this and they were wrecked inside ten minutes. Just stick to the wire.
Lyanna f**** mormont 2 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
At least you actually see the MCU women in battle.
Cat and Dog faceswapped 4 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
These are Dr. Seuss characters. The one on the left definitely speaks in rhyme.
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Thoughts everyone? 21 comments
guest · 28 weeks ago
Correlation does not equal causation.
Gonna hunt a better guy 18 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
Pick him up with your weightlifter arms, load him into a bow, and archery his ass away.
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Just think about it 14 comments
guest · 29 weeks ago
I'm with this until the last line. What do you mean, people who didn't know how to write? Like, SOME people didn't know how to write? SOME people don't know how to write in 2019 too. I don't get his point.
Hate when that happens 8 comments
guest · 30 weeks ago
What's the one in the middle?
This is so true 11 comments
guest · 30 weeks ago
You know that there's a version of the Vault-Tec Boy that's frowning and giving the thumbs down, right? You don't have to make this crappy photoshop that doesn't look good.
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Eggs 6 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
That's not a good way to cook bacon. You're gonna have raw bits where they touch each other like that.
Excuse me, what the *** 7 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
This is the onion.
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Shrek 2 has the best soundtrack 17 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Who would even say something like this while Johnny Cash's "Hurt" exists in the world?
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Dark was the night, cold was the ground 3 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Yep. This is basically just the thing from West Wing.
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Dark was the night, cold was the ground 3 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Isn't this directly lifted from that one episode of the west wing?
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I'm doing my best ok 2 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
I think about this tweet at least once a day.
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*try not to cry* 4 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Did you mean: Peaky Blinders
STOP! Whatever you do stop and look at this wolf 6 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Poor creature. It's already taken its first step down the road to pug-hood.
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From my Tumblr 6 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
You know that's going to destroy your table when you roll it, right? Like, just scratch it all up and wreck it.
What you gonna do beeeach 2 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
At my district we have their parents' contact info stored in the software we use to take attendance. I could call their parents at work, at home, I could call their grandparents/uncles/aunts. and if no one picks up I could send a damn letter to their home address.
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Zion National Park, 2016. (35mm Film) 2 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
I went there on my honeymoon (totally because of new vegas, btw). It's one of my favorite places on earth now. I hope I can go back one day.
Gaping bitter omniscient Loris 25 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Can confirm. Also, screw you.
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Limbs look like chinchilla butts 4 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
This pokemon only knows one move right now, and that's rollout.
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It's... It's beautiful 4 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
You aren't allowed to approach the Western Wall with your head uncovered. It's the most sacred site in Judaism.
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Who agree?? 9 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
As someone who wakes up at 5 every day, this is absolutely true.
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ayyyyyy 3 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Why is he in the courtroom from phoenix wright
Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 38 4 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
This unpleasantly reminds me of the FNAF animatronics. Like, these things definitely stalked and hunted caveman fazzbear employees.
relatable 2 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
As a first year teacher surrounded by 20+ year teachers, I can relate. The challenge is not letting your students know you understand their memes and references.
Retail meme 12 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
I love this new meme format.
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Cool shit. 4 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Fire is so much more important than the wheel. That judge was probably bribed.
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So, we go in screaming "DEUS VULT", right? 1 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
"Alright, sneaking is important here"
*CLONK CLONK CLONK*
"We're so screwed"
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Morning grumpiness 1 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
My wife needs this shirt. I need one that says "I'm sorry for what I say when I have to wake up 90 minutes earlier than you".
So Long, Space Cowboy... 13 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
You stop that!
My grandma bought me a new shirt today. I'm 34 7 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
This guy looks like Andrew WK.
Boku no hero academia, anyone? 4 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
So... this is a ripoff of the wint tweet, right?
Don't lie to yourself 2 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
Maybe I don't speak for all teachers when I say this, but at my school, we teachers are practically throwing points at students who do their work. You wrote your name at the top of a worksheet and did one problem out of 10? Sounds like a 50 to me! You got half the questions wrong but still completed the entire homework assignment? 70! Teachers can give as many points as they want for assignments, but the one thing we can't do is give points for work that hasn't been attempted or turned in. All we can give for that is a zero.
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Super Bowl 2019 - A guide to caring 6 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
Addendum: "That'll move the chains!". Say it anytime!
All hail the mighty one 1 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
That's progenitus from MTG
It do be like that 8 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
It really do.
Donald says f**k magic 3 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
"I been knocked out for the last time, motherfucker"
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o f c o u r s e 9 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
And suddenly a pair of Yu-Gi-Oh cards make a lot of sense,
Can you smell it? 2 comments
guest · 43 weeks ago
For me, that's when the sun goes down. Sundays are so short in the winter.
Look! 5 comments
guest · 43 weeks ago
I actually did this two nights ago.
When Keanu's happy, I'm happy 4 comments
guest · 45 weeks ago
Boy, I sure do have a craving for some crunchy, delicious KETTLE CHIPS right now!
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Tru 4 comments
guest · 48 weeks ago
What if I told you it's quite difficult for teachers to correctly identify mental health issues while it's quite easy to notice a phone?
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This bird 5 comments
guest · 49 weeks ago
Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
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