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That teacher is going to sue the pants off the district. If you have tenure, there are steps that need to be taken before a teacher can be fired. For infractions like this, a tenured teacher would be first placed on an Improvement Plan and her progress would be monitored for several weeks. If she demonstrated no growth she could be informed at the end of the year that her contract was not being renewed. Teachers rarely get fired mid-school year unless they commit an actionable offense, like sleeping with or physically assaulting a student. As bad as all this sounds, it just falls under poor teaching practices.
TL-DR: Firing a tenured teacher for this, without giving her a chance to improve her practices, is going to get the school district in trouble with their teacher's union and sued.

...and then everybody started clapping.

Who's purple ryan gosling and why is he annoying?

I'm gonna say "lift one limb" instead of raise your hand from now on.

And this, everyone, is why Asperger's is co-morbid with depression.

I was there for the first Witcher, it was not very good. It's improved so much!

At least you actually see the MCU women in battle.

These are Dr. Seuss characters. The one on the left definitely speaks in rhyme.

Correlation does not equal causation.

Pick him up with your weightlifter arms, load him into a bow, and archery his ass away.

I'm with this until the last line. What do you mean, people who didn't know how to write? Like, SOME people didn't know how to write? SOME people don't know how to write in 2019 too. I don't get his point.

What's the one in the middle?

You know that there's a version of the Vault-Tec Boy that's frowning and giving the thumbs down, right? You don't have to make this crappy photoshop that doesn't look good.

That's not a good way to cook bacon. You're gonna have raw bits where they touch each other like that.

This is the onion.

Who would even say something like this while Johnny Cash's "Hurt" exists in the world?

Isn't this directly lifted from that one episode of the west wing?

I think about this tweet at least once a day.

Did you mean: Peaky Blinders

Poor creature. It's already taken its first step down the road to pug-hood.

You know that's going to destroy your table when you roll it, right? Like, just scratch it all up and wreck it.

At my district we have their parents' contact info stored in the software we use to take attendance. I could call their parents at work, at home, I could call their grandparents/uncles/aunts. and if no one picks up I could send a damn letter to their home address.

I went there on my honeymoon (totally because of new vegas, btw). It's one of my favorite places on earth now. I hope I can go back one day.

Can confirm. Also, screw you.

This pokemon only knows one move right now, and that's rollout.

As someone who wakes up at 5 every day, this is absolutely true.

Why is he in the courtroom from phoenix wright

This unpleasantly reminds me of the FNAF animatronics. Like, these things definitely stalked and hunted caveman fazzbear employees.

As a first year teacher surrounded by 20+ year teachers, I can relate. The challenge is not letting your students know you understand their memes and references.

I love this new meme format.

Fire is so much more important than the wheel. That judge was probably bribed.

"Alright, sneaking is important here"
*CLONK CLONK CLONK*
"We're so screwed"

My wife needs this shirt. I need one that says "I'm sorry for what I say when I have to wake up 90 minutes earlier than you".

You stop that!

This guy looks like Andrew WK.

So... this is a ripoff of the wint tweet, right?

Maybe I don't speak for all teachers when I say this, but at my school, we teachers are practically throwing points at students who do their work. You wrote your name at the top of a worksheet and did one problem out of 10? Sounds like a 50 to me! You got half the questions wrong but still completed the entire homework assignment? 70! Teachers can give as many points as they want for assignments, but the one thing we can't do is give points for work that hasn't been attempted or turned in. All we can give for that is a zero.

Addendum: "That'll move the chains!". Say it anytime!

That's progenitus from MTG

It really do.

"I been knocked out for the last time, motherfucker"

And suddenly a pair of Yu-Gi-Oh cards make a lot of sense,

For me, that's when the sun goes down. Sundays are so short in the winter.

I actually did this two nights ago.

Boy, I sure do have a craving for some crunchy, delicious KETTLE CHIPS right now!

What if I told you it's quite difficult for teachers to correctly identify mental health issues while it's quite easy to notice a phone?

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