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The sad reality of growing up 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
We get it nobody wants to date you, relax.
Ivanks for president of EU! 27 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Peachyy more like bitchyy amiriteguys
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Illegally parked? 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
More like 5 to fully clear the blocking car. Then they would be sticking halfway out into the parking lot blocking other people and making it more dangerous. I'm sure they figured it out just fine, they wanted a picture to prove a point. A small inconvenience to you is a much bigger problem for someone with a disability. That kid has overcome more than you have. Stop being a cunt.
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Make you all dry 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Or you know, be a damn adult and communicate.
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The truth is out there 17 comments
guest · 1 year ago
You've obviously have never been to the south
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owch 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Just gotta wait until GameStop goes out of business
Gone but never forgotten. RIP In Peace 10 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Whooosh. That's literally the joke.
Black mamba 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Not a black mamba. They're actually white/gray, their mouths are black hence the name.
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Don't be him 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
No you didn't
It's just a matter of point of view 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Stop it. Get some help.
Every damn time 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
We love them too, you cunt
Sometimes we have other obligations
How to gain an upper against girls 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I knew it. My mom was right about you.
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It's his house now 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Sorry you have shitty parents
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Aww hell naw 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
1 serving of milk and 1 serving of cereal. The order doesn't matter. You fat fucks just continue to add milk and cereal till you're full.
I'll do it for free 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Next time keep the cash for tips! As they tax any tip you leave with a credit card
Poor fella 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Shit joke and unoriginal
I may be broke but my phone ain't 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
What a cunt
At least he's having fun 7 comments
guest · 1 year ago
You know it could have been someone else, he just bought if off the theif without knowing. Also if phone theft gets you this worked up wait till you learn about banks, lawyers, politicians that scam billions
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Just a heads up 6 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Unlimited data (and power)
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The adventures of florida man have come to an end 19 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Pathetic.
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Lowkey true 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I thought we were done with "matthewg"
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They are probably right 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Yeah that's not how it works buddy
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Well I mean... Yeah 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Go drink some tea and stfu
roque 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It's called working out
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You can catch more flies with sugar 15 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Not when their morons and don't even know how to do their job. I'm not rude though I just hang up and call again hoping to get someone competent.
Both sides of the story 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Toxin
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Worst thing you could say to a person 28 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You burned yourself by saying "lawl"
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This tattoo 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
With such fine line work, it's going to look like shit in a few years
More like a fiat Multipla I look 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No.
ScienceĀ  8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Not if you car was one of 3.3 million recalled by takata
Drugs are bad, mkay 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Listen to 1985 - j Cole. In 5 years their gonna be unloving hip-hop
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1999 generation 13 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Being tall doesn't negate the fact that you're still a child.
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Well . . . That was unexpected . . 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Do it right. AutismĀ²
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Shall we bomb them to learn them manners ? 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's toxic
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This feels so good 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Scientifically you can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up ya asshole
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Invented long ago 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You weren't around when they invented the wheel but you sure as fuck know that you didn't discover it
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Good guy gym owner 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Unless you're the mountain that's just ridiculous, and extremely over weight. Health is what they should be promoting not"beauty".
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Jobs 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Tell us more (I don't remember how to put that one face)
Don't move! 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Stop it.
Get some help.
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Onion girl 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
She's an ogre.
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Not dementia? 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That dead weight can at least spell "losing". Fatty.
Proof that women are meant to be naked 31 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If you're a basic bitch.
Lemon pepper my justice 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Gold digging hoes
you know who you are 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I always crop memes I save from here, I hate they put "aS sEeN oN fUnSubsTaNce"
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Elon goes busting 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
He's specifically talking about advertising. No where in that tweet did he state anything about funding. He's got billions so 100 million is nothing, but since everyone is throwing money at him why wouldn't he take it?
Cowcules, the indian messiah? 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sorry to ruin it for y'all. The cow was getting transported to live out the rest of it's days but died due to stress. Rip.
Baking a pizza really badly 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sure is Gramps
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Nice hair 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Some breeds actually have hair, not fur.
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Perfect wife 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Jeremy Dooley works for Rooster Teeth in Achievement Hunter (YouTube channel). Little short bald dude, he most certainly has the perfect wife.
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Get out of friendzone 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's not what he means.
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