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Sorry, you are the weakest link

This elephant is trying to scare the guy. If the ears are out, the trunk is up and it's making a noise, the elephant just wants to scare you. But if the trunk is tucked away, the ears are back and it's quiet, be careful. The animal is very angry.

PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS!!

That's a strangler fig

Ace Magashule, ladies and gentlemen. Proof that politicians are idiots

Doesn't have to be Dell. Almost any computer with 12TB RAM capacity is great.

You're NEVER too young for a personal crisis.

Beefy alligator: Feraligatr. Lamp: Lampent. Bird superhero: probably Blaziken..

Greatest movie EVER!!

Actually, nickname is a corruption of the Middle English word "ekename", meaning a given name. "An ekename" became "a nickname".

We have one of these at my old school in the playground.

These things contain lycasin (see product description), which is a sugar substitute. That causes massive bowel irritation when taken in excess.
Too much fake sugar will give you the Brown Blaster Bonanza!

Demon cat

Oxidised copper coin

It does sound gross,for good reason.
What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".

Holy crap, do you know the size of the hives this stuff raises when you're allergic?!

Every car needs to come equipped with this!

These monsters are all too real and all too vicious. They follow their targets like tentacled shadows, biting and gripping the brain.

Oh Eric...

It's a common mistake. Don't feel bad. That said, please be sympathetic.

My dentist has a stuffed toy frog called Charlie to calm down nervous kids. Charlie's olds but still cute.

Oh please. We once had a massive-ass rat in the kitchen and guess who was the only person brave enough to shoo it out? Moi.
Squishing stuff like files and roaches is child's play. Hehe

Ok, but : if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, WHAT COLOUR IS THE TREE?

This guy came to my school to give a talk. I didn't go.

"Could an eight-year old do this?" Said just before he pulls this face.
This is the fifth episode of Season One.

I would read/watch the living crap out of this

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, what colour is the tree?

Old news, dear. Old news.

Healthy happy goblet. Cutest thing EVER!!!!!!

Psychiatrists train for many years to help patients. Most parents don't get that.
The human mind is one of the most complex things in existence and psychiatrists understand it (at least in part) better than many other people.

One of the greatest actors EVER!!!!!!

Villains are way better and cooler than good guys because they go against what we were taught as kids.

Oh man, it's Dexter' Laboratory all over again....
For those who don't get it, Dexter' nemesis is called Mandark. However, Mandark was originally called Susan by his parents; he changed his name after Dexter made fun of him.

There's also a programming language called Brainfuck

R-rated Harry Potter 2: Moaning Myrtle is a d*ck-watcher. Even has her own bucket list.

If I had the wings of an eagle
And the rear of a bloody great crow
I'd fly to the top of the fandom
And sh*t on the haters below.
Thank you very much.

Where can I buy these and do they come reinforced? Different colours?

Bullcrap! There's an Afrikaans expression for "I love you": "Ek is lief vir jou". What you got three means: "I swear I'm gonna f*#$ your mom in her ass".

Is it just him copied and pasted or does he have twin brothers?

Breaks button.
Even the most advanced of shapeshifters have something that makes them recognisable. For example: Beast Boy from Teen Titans can shape shift into any animal, but it's always green because his skin is green.

Only place in South Africa I've seen these is the parking garages at O R Tambo International Airport (used to be dalled Joburg International Airport).

WOOLCRAFTS FOREVER!!!!!! What can I say, I like knitting and crochet.

Me in general

"Casse-toi" literally means "go break yourself" in French.

This movie is prophetic: if we don't clean up our act (and the Earth) soon, we'll be screwed.
The ending song " Down to Earth" says "when we messed up our homeland/we set sail for the sky."

Kingdom, Oathkeeper and Oblivion Keyboards. All three come from the first game.