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Liquid cakes are in trend now 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ooh, food porn!
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Facebook 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You forgot the onslaught of "reblog if you Christ, ignore if you love satan" I SWEAR ONE DAY I WILL BECOME A SATANIST BECAUSEMOF THOSE FUCKING POSTS
Bacon Sucks 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Here I am! I've never had bacon before!
Average looking guy from different countries 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not true. The more faces combined into one image, the more attractive the face is. These are all unreasonably attractive.
Visiting grandma 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Too bad my only living grandmother is crazy and living in a nursing home...
Was told he couldn't go outside 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's gonna be a lawyer one day.
Cause of car accidents 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Snorg teeeeeeessssss
Found Waldo 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And I found grown up Boo and Jack Skellington!
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Don't do drugs 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, all of the original Winnie the Pooh stories were stories from a father to his son about his stuffed animals.
18 things that don't make any sense 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fun fact: in Spanish, w is pronounced "duble-veh", meaning double v.
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Our class had to do a debate over any topic 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And the one vegan in class just sits there awkwardly.
You are not a sketch. Say no to anorexia campaign 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yup.
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That's Mr Swanson for you 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dude, I fucking love vegetarian bacon.
Biting my nails after scratching my ear 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
According to Martha's actor, he farted a lot on set.
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Faith restored in Rebecca Black? 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dude, Rebecca Black is awesome. Anyone seen her YouTube channel?
Vegan burn 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why do people hate vegans? Dear small minority that thinks meat is murder: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!
Help end the violence 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hello, vegan here. Only about a quarter of the plants pigs eat is used to make meat. I'll go hide now before people kill me.
Biggest childhood lie 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When the show was on the air, spinach sales skyrocketed.
Thank you vegans! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I call them omnivores.
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I sea what you did there 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The reason is he can't walk. There is no joke from the wheelchair. It is simply there. Rhyme.
Patrick being clever for once 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Plus, a lot of the time the water dries up and they need to find a new source.
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Pinocchio nowadays 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Untrue! "Once Upon A Time", anyone?
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Tennant is best doctor 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*starts singing "I Am the Doctor"*
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I want a bl*wjob 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When I was his age, a fifth grader demanded my lunch money. I said I brought my lunch. He demanded my lunch. I said no. I felt so badass that day.
It doesn't feel so bad after all 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hey, the vast majority of our oceans are still unexplored and there's some crazy shit in those things.
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Never understood this 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And, even as a girl, I've got the worst of both worlds.
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Animal in bed 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Plot twist: she's a werewolf
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7 fact about hte world.... 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The first two are incorrect. You could do either, just the first one would be painful and the second would be boring.
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High expectations 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When I was 11 I got my letter with a broomstick and a uniform. Best birthday gift ever. It was from my mom, of course.
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If life gives you melons 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Snorg tees! Cite your sources!
Mr. Krabs facts 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well duh. He's a crab.
Anatidaephobia 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd just like to inform everyone that this is not an actual thing. It's from a Far Side comic.
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Life is hard for everyone 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bloody children? Erm, that's not really a first world problem...
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Baby breastfed by vegan mother dies 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Please don't think we're all like this!
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Fruit feels 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But now he can make olive puns!
Dr who 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And David's real last name is McDonald...
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Message for vegetarians 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Some people are vegetarians for religious, health, or other reasons. And I really wish some vegans would just shut the fuck up and stop giving us a bad reputation.
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Hashtag 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I remember them as sharps. I really am a true band kid.
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Longest escalator 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
xkcd! For the win!
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Hurricane survivor 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
All of his neighbors are dead. Epic fail.
Only one problem with being a vegetarian 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As a born and raised vegan, I'll tell you the real hardest thing about it. It's not not eating meat. After growing up without meat, I hate it. It's restraunts. A "vegan-friendly" place is one that has at least three vegan options, most of which are too spicy for me. Hating meat SUCKS.
That's what you think... 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Which Mr. Wesley?
Right in the feels 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How weird must it be to be your dead husband's mentor and friend, all the while knowing that when you die he won't be waiting for you?
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Or stare at anything else 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It is seriously frightening to look at your own hand and see your skin pulse and wave.
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Score!! 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Except really it's the other way around. After all, he is only baby bear.
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Now that's a quality lunch 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If that person's going to a party they better bring a banana along too.
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The original selfie 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I saw that picture in my library and that was my first thought. Wow. I thought I was the only one.
Introversion 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why do all ginger people I see in drawings and stuff have the shrt haircut? Even I do! What is up with gingers and that haircut?
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