The resolution is obvious. It's right in front of you. Choose neither side. Go with bacon that savors both the chewiness and the crispiness of bacon, fusing the two together in a way that's delicious for those on both sides.
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Hives, rash everywhere, anaphyleptic shock ( I question if I spelled that right) but yeah pretty serious. Trust me it was the most amazing 3 minutes of my life until my face broke out
I know, and I love bacon, really I do, but I am so tired of it right now due to my parents. I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone else with my comment.
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*backs away slowly*