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She has a big booty

"I rearranged the house to fit my liking while you were gone"

I don't get it

It could almost be an old navy commercial gone awry

I still want to bang him

Omg I'm going to throw up
And you ruined my childhood too
Monster

I've only been jealous one time
I saw someone kissing the person I fell in love with
And I was like "no. That should be me."
And I momentarily died inside.

Download what?

As a straight female, I must agree
I used to put on cute outfits and act all sexy for my bf
Now we're engaged and I'm lazy so I just say "wanna do it" and he's naked

Is this a boner joke

The grilled cheese one

I never heard of the not taking enough pictures thing before

Ok my friend and I baked a cake in 6th grade. We were supposed to add liquor. We decided to have a sip. We were like this tastes like shit!!!!!!!!! Thank god I kept away from it until I was of age after that.
Kids are only going to get worse though. They'll be getting drunk in preschool soon.

This scares me and I'm female

Julia Roberts must have made this
Jealousy

Why is a panda holding a baby human in a panda costume

Cool

Oh my shit look at her blonde brother in the older pic
Miley looks almost,exactly like that now

Actually, when a teacher makes a mistake the class starts screaming "wrooooooong"

I can't stand that overly full feeling

Lmaoooo they're like "what you lookin at"

My boyfriend was in the hospital and did it and that didn't happen though

This is fake

I laughed way too hard at this

Keep that hobo away from my beautiful Jennifer

Just watched the surprise party episode and now I am hooked

I'm not pissed if I showered I'm only pissed if I shaved
That shit is time consuming for me

Ok people need to realize this... A crush is based on the outer shell of the person. You stare at them and think oh they are so attractive and fantasize about how wonderful it would be to date them. Then when you talk to them they think you are of the garbage people and are not willing to give you a chance. Basically, the point of all of this is that a person's looks do not reflect their personality. And you created an amazing magical persona of them in your own head.
Now someone will yell at me and say they have been with their crush for 50 years and are married with 10 kids. I'm generalizing so chill.
End rant

Was not expecting

The cat in front is like omg plz get me on my good side!!!

For the young innocent children: they're talking about anal (butt) sex.
Poke
poke
poke
ow.

* definitely

Why is he masturbating on the floor

A town full of artists?

Ewwww Arab stoners

He's awesome!!! Lol

Not real