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Ooh, food porn!

You forgot the onslaught of "reblog if you Christ, ignore if you love satan" I SWEAR ONE DAY I WILL BECOME A SATANIST BECAUSEMOF THOSE FUCKING POSTS

Not true. The more faces combined into one image, the more attractive the face is. These are all unreasonably attractive.

Too bad my only living grandmother is crazy and living in a nursing home...

He's gonna be a lawyer one day.

Snorg teeeeeeessssss

And I found grown up Boo and Jack Skellington!

Actually, all of the original Winnie the Pooh stories were stories from a father to his son about his stuffed animals.

And the one vegan in class just sits there awkwardly.

Dude, I fucking love vegetarian bacon.

Dude, Rebecca Black is awesome. Anyone seen her YouTube channel?

Why do people hate vegans? Dear small minority that thinks meat is murder: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!

Hello, vegan here. Only about a quarter of the plants pigs eat is used to make meat. I'll go hide now before people kill me.

When the show was on the air, spinach sales skyrocketed.

Plus, a lot of the time the water dries up and they need to find a new source.

Untrue! "Once Upon A Time", anyone?

*starts singing "I Am the Doctor"*

WALAMA!

When I was his age, a fifth grader demanded my lunch money. I said I brought my lunch. He demanded my lunch. I said no. I felt so badass that day.

Hey, the vast majority of our oceans are still unexplored and there's some crazy shit in those things.

And, even as a girl, I've got the worst of both worlds.

Plot twist: she's a werewolf

The first two are incorrect. You could do either, just the first one would be painful and the second would be boring.

When I was 11 I got my letter with a broomstick and a uniform. Best birthday gift ever. It was from my mom, of course.

Snorg tees! Cite your sources!

Well duh. He's a crab.

I'd just like to inform everyone that this is not an actual thing. It's from a Far Side comic.

Bloody children? Erm, that's not really a first world problem...

But now he can make olive puns!

And David's real last name is McDonald...

Some people are vegetarians for religious, health, or other reasons. And I really wish some vegans would just shut the fuck up and stop giving us a bad reputation.

I remember them as sharps. I really am a true band kid.

xkcd! For the win!

All of his neighbors are dead. Epic fail.

As a born and raised vegan, I'll tell you the real hardest thing about it. It's not not eating meat. After growing up without meat, I hate it. It's restraunts. A "vegan-friendly" place is one that has at least three vegan options, most of which are too spicy for me. Hating meat SUCKS.

How weird must it be to be your dead husband's mentor and friend, all the while knowing that when you die he won't be waiting for you?

It is seriously frightening to look at your own hand and see your skin pulse and wave.

Except really it's the other way around. After all, he is only baby bear.

If that person's going to a party they better bring a banana along too.

I saw that picture in my library and that was my first thought. Wow. I thought I was the only one.

Why do all ginger people I see in drawings and stuff have the shrt haircut? Even I do! What is up with gingers and that haircut?