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It's a nightmare 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
But I hate being alone
A hero's story 14 comments
Soon to be 5 19 comments
Calling on CEOs to fire male virgins 11 comments
What's this? 6 comments
Right way to go 10 comments
Anon has girl problems 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
They’re annoyed when we’re friendly, they’re annoyed when we aren’t friendly. Women with partners just can’t win!
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At least do it right 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The risk in the raw cookie dough is usually greater from the raw wheat rather than the raw egg.
Wonders of modern plastic surgery 14 comments
Who would buy that? 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Actually those are called ballet boots and they aren't used for ballet but for...other stuff
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"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
This but a scratch 22 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
What energy? The piece of shit you're driving just crumpled like a piece of aluminum foil. I'll be home buffing out the scuff marks while they're still sweeping what's left of your "car" off the road and you're in the hospital getting you face stitched up and nose straightened from the air bag.
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Turkeys crossing 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
We've got turkey gangs in my neighborhood. They roam in packs and own the streets, and they know it, too. You can honk all you want, they'll just surround your car and make you late. I'm pretty sure they're involved in shady politics behind the scenes, too, as the city council gets really upset if you kill one.
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Lead by example 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Some classes require you to register online for some kind of assessment program, which you can only get by buying a new copy of the textbook.
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"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
He is talking about the listed counties (I'm German and still I am confused about what the other guest wrote)
"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I don't think anyone is saying we're the worst in the world, or if they do it's just meaningless hyperbole. Almost everyone in the US knows that there are countries that are much worse, even if they think the situation can be improved.
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Wonders of modern plastic surgery 14 comments
This is gonna be like hell 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
or your bf is really your crush. she was happy to have you crushing on her but is now pissed that she is not the focus of your attention any more because you wised up and got yourself a gf. Your gf is picking up on that. Maybe.....
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The scariest farm animal 13 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Personally any bird that can attack me makes me feel on edge. (Ostriches, chickens, seagulls, eagles, turkeys, peacocks, hummingbirds, jays. You get what I mean.)
Hmmmmmmmmm 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The best liar is always you lying to yourself. Nobody believes they are bullshitting themselves, but everybody is. (This naturally includes myself)
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It's a vicious cycle 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Public transportation is not working everywhere. I tried to use it in this town before and it took over an hour to get where I would get in 10 minutes in car
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It's a vicious cycle 7 comments
Injuries at annual cheese rolling contest 2018 in UK 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
People have the right to do dangerous and hurtful things for their own fun, and other people have the right to find it legitimately amusing. Don't be such a cold fish :)
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Amazing coffee 6 comments
All the grown ups 4 comments