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Not all hero’s wear capes.

Eh, too far.

Or companies where that money is trivial.

Or.... maybe he's cheated before and she has every right to be suspicious. Why do we always assure the girl is the problem?

Wouldn't in a parallel universe flowers would be grabbing us and dragging us into the ground with only our different colored faces and pretty hair sticking out? And instead of beautiful smells, would they comment on the wonderful songs we sing as we scream til our throats fill with blood for help? And when the songs have stopped and the colors have faded to a bloated purple, they would pull us completely under because I guarantee they would be into composting.

Fake news

Why does it matter that he is muslim?

... or possibly *your kids ...

none of them considered a cart...

Nice.

Payroll deduction.

To be accurate, since it's France, the road disappears under four meters of water.

All women should boycott this development because it wasn't developed by a diverse team, but by four men. Fight the patriarchy!

In fact, we should all stop saying boycott, but start saying youthcot to be more tolerant of those who don't cis-identify. Youthcot the word boycott!

But it makes people FEEL like they're "doing something" even if it doesn't really do any good.

Nice.

Catto

Nice

Nicholson should've been one of those 3.

yeah dude hood

Cockroaches. I have been known to quit my house because there was a cockroach in it. I try to keep everywhere spic & span but these little buggers! It's really bad, I can't even see a picture of one without freaking out.

Masturbnation.

England hasn't seen the good side of Dental Hygiene since FOREVER....

This is the kind of woman I want to marry.
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@releasethekraken you’re like a wholesomeness factory

I was too many years old when I figured out that was his tie, not his tiny arms and legs.

Remember: C. P. R.

Deadpool can't be circumsized. Not sure about wolverine though. He may heal his circumcision wound very fast, not sure about regrowing his foreskin.

It took me like three reads to understand what the hell that guy was trying to say. Oof

Why do I keep reading this?

The first one was still the best imo

Nah I'm the girl dragging my friend behind me obsessing about all the badass cars to look at.

Preach, don't he condoms, if you don't want the baby just do the ol slapparoo

Bucky, is that you??

Yeah, I definitely cried there.

Doggo

Its needed....jessssicaaa

The bullet on the right has signs of being fired out of a gun, the bullet on the left was never fired... Some lucky soldier had that bullet hit his extra ammo and it was stopped. Does anyone think that someone was walking over a battlefield and just found this??? No, it was captured in some ones bandolier.....

Let’s do it! *insert mild panic emoji here

I think at least $100,000.00, lowball estimate.