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guest · 5 years ago

Well that thing is called an Ocean and we Europeans are really glad it exists, because even reading about what's going on in North America makes us sick.

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Cant walk outside without getting sl*t shamed these days 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Your morals are relative. You don't get to apply them to everybody. Fuck off.

Cant walk outside without getting sl*t shamed these days 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

@jeremy or it means they don't want hair there. I know it's hard for you to understand but people often look after their genitals for their own health can comfort.

Far-flung humdrum quiet Dotterel 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Jealous?

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How sweet 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I didnt know Miss Frizzle became an art teacher (amazing dress)

The Art of Genocide 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Almost everyone needs a small box; sometimes a bigger one is needed.

Love the British 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Technically Wales is part of England so the joke makes no sense lol

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Keanu reevesing about town 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

this guy has to be either an alien or extremelly depressed :/

Pizza guy botches a delivery 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

That's dang funny.

Selling sex is also work 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Like it is in Nevada?

Daredevil: Managing the shit out of a ten block radius in Manhattan 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Let’s be fair, the dude is blind

Keanu reevesing about town 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He’d be a cool guy to chat with

Sneaky one 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Incognito mode

God damn it florida 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Well he's not wrong

Me trying to look busy at work 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I think guest #2 is the account of OAC

Leave something wonderful behind 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Fact check: Yes he agreed to only take $75K, but it wasn't "to leave something wonderful behind..." He worked out an advertising deal so that his other film (Toys) wouldn't be overcast by Aladdin's success. Then he took his regular fee for the squeal.

Oogie-boogie 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I'm the Oogie-Boogie kid!

Me trying to look busy at work 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Racist pig

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Me trying to look busy at work 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Its nice to have a First Lady who wasn't born with a penis

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Jono and Ben 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Yes

My boyfriend told me he can’t tell the difference when I have makeup on or not 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

iccarus: no one cares, go fuck yourself since no one else will

Scoreboards 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I don't get it

Springtime greetings 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

First off, i would be insulted if this puppo didnt jump at me with love:p
That being said-> I wonder... Why dont dog "owners" remove their collars any chance they get? You know, at home or out in nature- and - only use it for when going out in public in cities or so... Hmmm... Is the collar on other creatures (besides sm play etc in humans ) - although wait.. yeah, humans can be kinda fuxxed up too in all the wrong ways) some sort of tradition or a mark of dominance passed down from some dark ages long ago? Or the "collar industry" or or or.. Hmm.. Anyway, i can feel that this fine pupper has a caring "companion";) njoy the sun:)

Leave something wonderful behind 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

i would have done it for less...

A visonary 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Get me a beer and leave me alone

How people think blind people see vs how they actually see 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

THANK YOU SO MUCh I hate when people do that at school

Legend he is! And a line to remember 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Spy Kids is not really a kids movie but rather a parody of trashy kids movies.

Who else is lonely 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

*Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis starts playing*

Relatable 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

What do you do with a degree in (insert field here)? How is our life going to be?
X years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned you this useless degree...

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I'll go homeless too 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Exactly what I thought... there'd be problems with pests like rats, wasps etc...
Also I think It is better to plant them in parks because fruit that grow next to busy streets would be very unhealthy due to pollution.

Dude knows how to burn others 74 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Except any increase in a perceived availability of sex leads to more trafficking.

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A visonary 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Wow, I would keep that to myself. He was a pioneering figure in man-baby TV history.

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*squacks in gradient* 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

bröther is that you?

Bonus: Ducks Having a Shower 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Way to precious!

Eastern rope tug 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

In most societies it was the norm for the son (eldest of more than one) to take on the role of caretaker and provider for his parents when they became too old. The reason it didn’t apply to the daughter was because she would have been moved to another mans family and would in all likelihood be taking care of his parents. SO to make my long af thing done they can’t have the only son (the only elderly caretaker) die in battle only to leave 2 old ppl who need help to their own devices and dragging down the society.
-cool side note is that the us had a similar policy where only men with brothers could serve in war-

Saw this at a store in Vegas 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I need to get this for my sister

Scoreboards 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

It's the "blue oyster" out here.

Thoughts on this Batman Beyond suit ? 12 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I can hear the batman beyond intro. Thank you for your hard work

PETA strikes again 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Peta never wants to JUST kill a dog though. They love to massacre a lot of dogs and cats while trying to put themselves on high moral grounds.

Just because you are unique does not mean you useful 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This is painful

Charlie Scene of Hollywood Undead 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

XD this had me dieing

Scoreboards 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The End Zone down here

The ultimate truth 27 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Young Fat.

Same outfit, 30lb difference 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Congrat!!! You look gorgeous

We all know someone like that 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

People make fun of me for being like this but fuck them i dont want tomato juice on my burger

Honestly the most fun thing about writing, full-stop. 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I thought it said "many thumbed beetle"

What do you do when the actors are the same but playing different people? 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

yeah, yours

Italy claps back 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

here's some more info on the story: knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jim-carrey-and-alessandra-mussolini-twitter-feud, so it's fine to get your news from meme ;)

Sneaky one 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

“It’s just a box.”

Incredible Kronosaurus fossil discovery 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Very fake

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