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No... Whiskey and beer are different drinks.

He's a terrorist you moron.

Multiple skittles

Haha. Innocent sixth graders don't exist at my school.

MY LEG

I stick my Tongue out sometimes. Does that make me satan? Miley's 15 minutes of fame are over now.

Yes… but have you read the book?

Pale skin is a big turn-on for me.

You don't deserve to

Because he loves and cares for his sister?

Genius fucking vegan

Omg no. Take that to some dark humor subreddit but not here please

What even is that?

Reddit

And it's my favorite song

SCIENCE

No.

Why would you feel the need to ask that?

Lipstick*

No. It's Ichiban- lipatick for men.

You're okay as long as you don't threaten to kill us if we say something semi-offensive about him.

I'm reading the book

How? It's not saying that Asians are inferior to other races.

I am a pizza

Cod is lame

Shh

Its a pool

Not human.

That's more than 4eever!

Their parents are having sex on the top of my head

Shrek is coming. You better run.

I wear a gas mask

Penicorn

NOOOOOOT MOTHERFUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT