I found a website that gives you compliments

http://emergencycompliment.com/

"You're the best at making cereal." - Thanks :3

"Your sneeze sounds like a chorus of angels giggling" it made me giggle :) btw I'm bookmarking this website.

"keep walking around naked. Your neighbors are into it." So this is how a compliment looks like!

"Your voice sounds like a thousand cats purring. Also, I'm on acid." I don't think I would call this a compliment...

You've never had morning breath, I swear. *blushes* oh, you!

"They've never told you this, but your boss is really impressed by you." Hehehe... I don't have a boss

"You actually looked super graceful that time you tripped in front of all those people" this is actually one of the nicest things anyone's said to me in a while :) thanks for the link gtkill :)

"You pick the best radio station when you're riding shotguns"

"Everyone was cool that time you peed in the shower" I think this is the best compliment I've ever received! And I'm also very glad that nobody was disturbed!

FBI surveillance van

"your pet loves you too much to run away" d'aww ^_^

I got "You are the most charming person in a 50 mile vicinity"

"That song was definitely made for you"

I always get one which says Hidden Network.

Mine said "I want to kiss you. I hope that's not too forward of me" it really made me smile

"Mensa would be so lucky." - this made my heart melt :')

"Your cousins refer to you as the cool cousin"

"You have the power to start and WIN a dance-off" awesome.

Two networks: 1) pinky 2) the brain

"Your parents are more proud of you than you'll ever know"

Keep walking around naked, your neighbors are into it.

8 out of 10 coworkers agree your desk is the cleanest.

You're funny. Like, LOL style.
Time to ditch my bio degree and become a comedian!