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Gonna hunt a better guy 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pick him up with your weightlifter arms, load him into a bow, and archery his ass away.
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Just think about it 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm with this until the last line. What do you mean, people who didn't know how to write? Like, SOME people didn't know how to write? SOME people don't know how to write in 2019 too. I don't get his point.
Well it's a easy hack. 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I only ended with a flat, did I make it to large?
Cheerful accidental needy Parrot 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But what if he has two sisters?
Things you won't see on Harry Potter part 2 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lucius Saying Sorry Love Hilarious
The goodest boy 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Keep on
Before they're ripe it's easier to see why they're called eggplants 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's actually a different variety than the purple ones, those ones stay white their entire life.
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Sums up 2019 generation 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
2019 isn't considered a generation.
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Not a spoiler 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
this story ended with milk rather...
Asians will know 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ik no one gives a crap 4 yrs later but in some Asian cultures they count the time in the womb as a year. So the dad, having been out of his mama for 5yrs, would be called 6yrs old. The kid, being (I assume) raised in another country that does not do this, would be called 5yrs old.
This dog made out of sand 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Still a good boy
For you asshats 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
'The end game'
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Can we confirm this? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Emotional smarts and book smarts are different. As sad it is to say if they were complete idiots we would not even know of them. They would have failed.
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Lets mock each other some more 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are quite a few establishments that allow drinking for persons under 21. Certain stipulations apply to each different place. But you can legally drink under 21 in the U.S. not to mention most high schoolers and college kids drink anyways.
Kind of cute... I think 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry I didn't mean to generalize
It's just that I met so many dudes who were so outraged about girls talking about periods because "I don't talk about my dick either" *proceeds to make 1000 dick jokes* and I'm so tired of it all, like we're supposed to treat periods like fucking Voldemort, never talk about them even if maybe you should because there might be a medical issue connected to it
Same thing with peeing and pooping, sure you don't talk to strangers about it but if you have a suspicion something is wrong with your digestive tract, I believe you should be able to discuss it with close friends to know if it's normal or not
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The comment left by pink is a perfect summary of the situation 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Big wheels keep on turnin'
S*x addiction 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because he`s got moves like Jagger :)
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Bloopers are where gold is found 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This show was gold.
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What a happy little family 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not a fan of Dany. Even less a fan of incest. Don't make it ok.
How old does she look? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
she took so many drugs damn
Can't stop 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
AaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHHH!
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Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What if your woes are due to immigration not due to the economy?
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Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
By minorities he means the jews who caused this
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Testing the power of a jet engine 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yay A-6 Intruders!
Married knowledgeable Bat 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Along the surface here, since we can't currently travel across the globe shorter or faster by tunnelling straight the earth. Even so, 400km to the ISS trumps the distance to the nearest land by a huge margin, regardless of whether OP means the surface or the 'chord' distance - straight through.
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The Moat Bed 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want this bed but what about sheets
Too true 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Talkng head idiots on TV.
Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If your income only goes up 5.7% in 40 years, I think you're doing something wrong.
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Ooooooooohh yeaaaaaaaah 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
me too
*Inserts clever title* 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OOOOOO!!!! NICE!!!
Yes, please. 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Beautiful
Meowdy, pardner 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Meowdy
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Diligent grateful noisy Bear 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dont know how old Arya is supposed to be in GoT at this point in the show/books, but Maisie Williams is 22 years old. Ppl need to get over it lol
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And the farts. Oh the farts will be glorious 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is Yoga known Hindus for thousands of years
Reasons to argue 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is a very organized plan, precise & clear, steps one thru Q, outstanding!
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I got to drive bus 420 on 4/20! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Was at a Yugioh tournament on 4/20 and we got our entrance slips numbered and a buddy of mine got number 420
Tom Riddle + hair + nose = 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guest accounts of the world unite!
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I got to drive bus 420 on 4/20! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Set higher goals stoner.
It is weird 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shaun king
Elephant Pillar in India 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Great place
"What are they selling?" 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I really like that
he could be right you know 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
bath....
Too true 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who even addresses them as influencer?
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Focus on your own goals 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some watery tart!
Take a chance 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@pokethebear
Hi there, lawyer here: B&E is illegal, and like all illegal things, it's fact specific and opens the door to all sorts of defenses. I.e. If it's freezing outside to the point you could die, you can break into an empty house, burn a chair for firewood in the fireplace and cite the defense of sudden emergency. As long as you pay the homeowners for the broken chair, no jail time; you're protected! Similarly, if an undocumented person is running from (insert terrible thing, e.g. terrorist regime), many legal scholars believe some sort of defense should be in place to protect them.
Hope that helps!
Flat earthers! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I can see the curve of the rock hes standing on
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Schnitzel 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Rada. Rada rada
Ellen and twilight 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
haha that`s very funny
Tom Riddle + hair + nose = 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whoever made this has too much time on their hands. Accept defeat .. He is your president .. Move on.
The typa representation I'm tryna see 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And tHAT'S ALL WE WANT! Movies with a bunch of white people aren't called "white" movies. I'm tired of going to the movies and it's just a thinkpiece.
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