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I want male jasmine

I don’t see a problem

Well obviously he got caught

I went to Scotland in the month of oct but unfortunately I missed this beautiful site.It is just fantastic

I chuckled

I love how few people (at least in England where soldering irons aren't a common thing in schools) will actually get this.

and our grammar wasn't more better

Virginity is a really good thing. Sex with one person is infinitely better and more fun than doing it with multiple people and then not feeling as special when you get married.

"I'm going to use an example of someone talking about an old invention that actually turned out to be useful to justify sitting on my phone for 8 hours a day. I'm smart."

Yes, his hair is perfectly in place.

Akon lighting Africa!!

One of the staples is bent and makes the whole thing terrible.

Can you do one with a mlp style?

M.butterfly with John lithgow and B.D Wong do a fantastic story on this

Got damn

Yet if you try to give old computers to poor people with windows 3.1 Microsoft will come after you for licensing fees. What Gates gives with one hand, he takes with the other. Bill Gates made me an Apple fan.

If only :'(

literally my gf. WHY

More like his mother was having nothing to do with no elves!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Why is it south park?

God bless her and take care of her and fam because of what she does for others. It's a real sacrifice and a calling. In this world, you reap what you sow.......MAY SHE REAP BLESSINGS.AMEN.

At least they are happy, let’s be honest I would love to have some one with the same interests and style as me to date. They found each other, who are we to judge

Wait whose husband...the auntie's husband or the daughter's?

i connect with this on a cosmic level

dont even

I officially have something on my wishlist

Hm. Could probably have been prevented by vaccination.

That’s frozen yogurt not ice cream you uncultured swine

no you ain't

Like hunter x hunter kurapika

I'm still laughing too...

He likes being told he's a good boy. Because he is.

Red pill to enter Kvothe's world!

YOU GO, BEAUTIFUL!!!

I like how they say LIVEING female like people even thought a dead one was an option

There's plenty of places you can get that chicken for $5.00. I don't know where this person is shopping. Plus, you are better off eating that chicken only than all that crap on the right.

Ooooo, I’m style without substance oooo.

Nuh-uh. Look at the shadow...it has big invisible feet.

Recognized? That's Robert! I know him!

So it's an Oregon condor chick then isn't it?

I,prefer boxing and MMA, which therefore makes me much more manly than you pussies who watch sports where the participants can't punch and purposely harm each other.

I like how every "my favorite sport is tougher than yours" person looks like he (or she!) never participated, but somehow the sport's superior toughness transfers over by osmosis.

OK, I'll transfer it to you. Please post your bank account and routing number, and I'll split the money I'm getting from the heir of a Nigerian oil baron.