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Well shit... 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, you have too- it seems like an unwritten rule. I once packed underwear only for the amount of days I was gone and mysteriously ran out half way through, no idea how and no desecrating myself.
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Happy new year from Norway 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love this. Other countries are just now celebrating a new year, and here in Australia it’s already the 2nd. Some of us are still probably drinking...
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Just a fact 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Here's the thing...as a civilized society, we've decided that it's not illegal or a war crime for uniformed soldiers to kill their enemies in a declared war. It *is* illegal to go out to hunt down and kill people for things they've done. You or I can't kill a serial killer even if we track him down and are pretty sure he's guilty.
I miss him 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am I the only person who's a little bit angry with people like Robin Williams or Heath Ledger for killing themselves and depriving us from the enjoyment they provided? I mean, I'm sympathetic to what someone must go through to reach the point of suicide, but some of these celebrities, and some little-known people (like my own acquaintances) who have done that have left a hole and I hurt a little for myself in addition to hurting a lot for them.
Maybe she's albino 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If think,you guys have missed the point...it's not sexist or racist to point out that the writer says "as a women" and note that she is claiming to be plural when In fact each of us is singular.

Well, until political correctness requires us to recognize others' diversity in *quantity* in addition to race and gender and sexual preference. Psshh...not just recognize but *value* someone's screwedupness.
jesus 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cheeses
I need a freakin vacation 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Someone please deliver me from this hell.
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I need a freakin vacation 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*works at a call center* *laughs until she cries*
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The power of a space bar 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Script rather
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The power of a space bar 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's Javascript see the ending </scrpit>
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Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I agree with Mr Syph
What do you all think? 80 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And you realised this error 5 years later?
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Oh, So That's How You Spell It 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So classy..
can I be convicted for this 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@tyche_and_co. NICE!! You were clear from the get go with me. I did something similar when I left a banana in my one of my dresser drawer one time by accident, I put it down to grab a pocket knife out of the drawer, an for some reason the mofo go pushed back and under some clothes. I forgot about it and went on with life. Well I started to notice a funky smell coming from my dresser. I couldn’t pinpoint the smell or what it was. Well it finally went away. Bout a year goes by an I try to pull a beeni cap from the drawer an found to stuck to something in the drawer. I found my lost banana an it was deff melted from what it originally was. I just turned the clothes that were affected by the melted banana into shop rags and scrubbed the rest out. Man that was some NASTY stuff!
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Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Steve Valentine (aka Alistair from Dragon Age)
Our 1st Christmas together and our 12th Christmas together 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You got fat
This dog has shamed his ancestors 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Exactly what he said. Look at that smile. He could’ve almost killed me, and I’d forgive him. He’s a good boy.
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Hallelujah 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dated my best friend. It was incredibly sweet but It turned incredibly toxic at the end.
When we broke up, It was devastating because i had lost both my boyfriend and my best friend. It felt really lonely despite all the great people i had around.
It's been years now and we are starting to talk again as friends, it looks like we can regain that. It feels like a hug.
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His potions bring all the goblins to the courtyard. 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shut up mgoveia
The hero we needed, not the hero we deserved.. Rip 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*sniff*
Fair enough 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well he had no choice, look at the cunts on either side and he bought 2 so whats the issue.
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This Christmas was weird 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’ve been there, and it sucks. I’m so sorry. I take little homemade goodies around to retail workers all through the season (but especially on Black Friday!) because I know even just a tiny bit of Christmas cheer is desperately needed.
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The grandpas of the future 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fine by me!
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Next Star Wars movie announced 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He ain’t your guy buddy.
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Still a great movie 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s only if you’re a contestant.
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At least she is self awere 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Chicken nuggets are a secret shame
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Fat shaming friday 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is it ok to tell either of them anything? Who cares about your opinion ..
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Guy wins 30 million after getting dumped by his girlfriend 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She'll be back.
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Next Star Wars movie announced 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I need to get some ice in my life
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So sad 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What show?
Next Star Wars movie announced 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hans Olo
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Europeans can relate 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
3 languages; English, Russian, German.
My husband and I have been married 3 years and everyone is bugging us about having a 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
IT'S A DOG!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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What is your eye-d number? 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A30 :D
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Pretty much sums it up 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pc master race
My daughter used a plastic cutting board for a pizza pan 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lmao my kid did the same thing
What is your eye-d number? 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't know. I can't see my eyes.
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I can relate with this. Anyone else? Leave your stories in the comments 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Three and a half years deluding myself he was the one, even when I spent more time with him I learned it shouldn’t be so. On and off, never wanting to be official, but always there to help, and the two of us reciprocating feelings that would never mature to something more. I’m the end it just hurts that I let myself love him like that. My now so made me block the guy and I’m some ways it is very liberating, and in others, I always wonder what could have been.
Please close the window 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Now your screwed . Your going to have a bear at your front door from now on
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Fun family game night 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
If she cheats then her bf will be faithless 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Winner
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An Englishman, a Frenchman 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
French homo
Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
J. Michael Tatum
We don't know what he believes, maybe he's Buddhist for all we know! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its a post about a cat chill the fuck out you racist asshole
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We don't know what he believes, maybe he's Buddhist for all we know! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I call bullshit. Real Muslims would have flown airplanes into the cat's tallest buildings.
Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's a Python's wetdream!
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Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His time has come and gone. His schtick was funny once but schtick without talent eventually gets old. Same can be said of Adam Sandler but at least he seems to have accepted obscurity gracefully. Everyone wants to be Robin Williams but there can be only one. Carrey has become just another bitter old man that can't let go of the fame he used to have. Sad really.
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The grandpas of the future 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would call him Grandpa now.......
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Took me 12 hours to finish what u guys think? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It does. Speaking from experience, the linework alone would likely take at least six hours for a proficient artist; the colouring would easily take twice that. But it's just a bot post, so protesting the OP is rather pointless. :')
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