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night_owl
· 5 years ago
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Banana melted?
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tyche_and_co
· 5 years ago
Couldn't figure out a more polite way of saying "decomposed sloppily into a pile of juices and banana-shaped mush," so 'melted' it was. :')
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guest
· 5 years ago
@tyche_and_co. NICE!! You were clear from the get go with me. I did something similar when I left a banana in my one of my dresser drawer one time by accident, I put it down to grab a pocket knife out of the drawer, an for some reason the mofo go pushed back and under some clothes. I forgot about it and went on with life. Well I started to notice a funky smell coming from my dresser. I couldn’t pinpoint the smell or what it was. Well it finally went away. Bout a year goes by an I try to pull a beeni cap from the drawer an found to stuck to something in the drawer. I found my lost banana an it was deff melted from what it originally was. I just turned the clothes that were affected by the melted banana into shop rags and scrubbed the rest out. Man that was some NASTY stuff!
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tyche_and_co
· 5 years ago
I probably should have found mine sooner because of said smell, but I have a cold and haven't been able to smell worth shit for five days. Woe is me (and woe is my bedside table!) XD Nice to hear I'm not the only one guilty of this, er, disgusting crime...
guest
· 5 years ago
@tyche_and_co. If ya have a head cold, I really hope you get that shit knocked out fast. That crap always hit me fast and hard. Sometimes to point my life is miserable an I wanna just shove a shop vac up my nose to get that crap out.
tyche_and_co
· 5 years ago
I know how you feel! I'm a lot better today, though I still can't smell or taste a bloody thing. At least I've stopped sneezing, ayy. But thanks for the consolation, and I hope you have better luck in the future with your own colds, hehe xD
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Never trust the CIA.
