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I need two of these creatures 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love this! My cat does this every day
Black hole lol 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is exactly how my dog acts.
Gordon Ramsey is Daddy 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
wtf yall steal art
Genie math 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"More wishes!
- That's impossible.
- Less wishes!
- ...dude, what the fuck?"
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The dyslexie font 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice trivia about how this font was designed: most letters are actually more "weighted" at the bottom. Some people with dyslexia would be able to interpret an "a" as an "e", because they look like each other after a 180° rotation; with letters that are thicker at their base (...no thicc innuendo here, please ^^), gravity keeps the letters in the right orientation. More explanation on the actual website of the font (and no, I do not know the creator of the font and am not endorsed in any way -- as a teacher, I was interested in creating documents suited for everyone, including the dyslexic, colorblind, and so on).
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Eating Your First Kebab be Like. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My condolences my dear! I truly wish I could take that problem from you. But I can’t so all I can do is eat a double plate of Fried Okra for the both of us!!
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Found this on Facebook. Credits to Jemar Santillan Tamayo 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you for not trying to take credit for someone else’s work!! It pisses me off so freakin bad to see people post art an say it’s theirs when a simple search shows its someone else’s. You are AWESOME!!
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Tony stark is the real avenger 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or it's a light up collar
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This gem 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You would forget it because they are the silence
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My best friend and I have an almost daily toddler tantrum competition going on 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wear a condom next time.
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Fr 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ha!
I got 5 on it 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Honestly, this was what i kept thinking while watching this movie. The way the characters act actually changes when the genre of music changes, and it makes sense to the audience because you feel the same mood shift.
Right in the feels 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is a most insidious condition and no two people are affected the same! Everyone needs to find out more about this condition so they can aid those we suffer because they were defending our freedoms!
If you can’t handle me at my worst... () 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's so well done it hurts
What LGBT really stands for 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that just seems like a really shit sandwich....all because people need to pretend to be "on board" with LGBT...….I love the fact people can be who they want and love who they want but you don't see me making a fucking sandwich.
Steam vs Epic 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The discord game store is honestly the dark horse that will probably come out on top
Pretty late 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pepsi dropped the lawsuit. Pepsi claimed it would end the suit if the farmers used different seeds or joined Pepsi's program. The offer to become part of Pepsi's program seemed to piss everyone off and a number of different groups backed the farmers. I think the political pressure forced Pepsi to just drop the whole thing.
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Moooodd 32 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's two
Boss, just finished packing the water 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We have rain
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The dyslexie font 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who else read this looking for ‘the the’?
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Gabby complete Baboon 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please give me some money I'm broke
Anyone babysitting a baby can relate 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Keep your joke to yourself
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Would have to be old as sh*t for your balls to be that low 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Black girls would have to much of their own ass in their faces to suck balls.
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I like this one 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wrong head!
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My fetish 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It should start with Florida man
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Lighting a dandelion match 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What sorcery is this and how do I learn it
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Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fatigued soup
Ummm, title, I guess? 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’d just shoot myself if I got bit by this SOB!! Cause I’m a hardcore meat eater!!
This is not the food from a high-end restaurant. This is hospital food in Japan 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think their food is subtly flavored and seasoned, they want you to taste the food not the salt.
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If it ain't broke 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
YASSSS!!
Well explained 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can turn all of those points around. smh. Cant we all admit men and woman are naturally better suited for specific tasks. Ying and Yang my friend.
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But Xavier is a telepath 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Professor Xavier is a test not a telekenetic. He can read people's thoughts and even control their actions. So the only way he can move something with his mind is to make Jean Grey do it for him. If she's feeling up to it. She tends to get weak spontaneously
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Sore equal Donkey 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's almost right but for some reason he confused corporations with the government.
Astonishing grey Ibis 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fucking genial
title 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's disgusting how they push teenagers, especially girls, to go to college.
Shower thoughts 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Masturbate. How have people not said masturbate?
She's obviously insane 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol this is so anti-women and so wrong. 4 babies a year - obviously a joke but women like babies. 0 orgasms - she must have a problem with sex. People like to pretend men don't get turned on by women orgasming, so even the worst most selfish husband would want his wife to orgasm, let alone a decent or good husband. 70% of women didn't want to vote, even AFTER all the campaigns pushing for women to vote. This joke is just sexist, it's not funny at all.
Accidental serial killer 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fun fact speaking of anesthesia, that same doctor is credited as the first British surgeon to use anesthesia. (It was near the end of his career.)
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Unlimited power! 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Have a cliche scene where Sonic doesn't want to/is too scared to be the hero, a refusal-of-the-call-before-the-climax kind of thing. Cop guy convinces him by telling him about his namesake, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the creature was named after Sonic the Hedgehog because they're both blue and fast, but Sonic the Hedgehog is the fictional legend that Sonic the alien has to live up to. The world needs a hero like Sonic, but he doesn't actually exist, so the alien has to step up and be that hero. (Robotnik's just crazy and became an Eggman-themed supervillain.) This way Sonic can act "out of character" and have lightning powers and stuff, Sonic the Hedgehog can still be important and be put on a pedestal, and the movie can be even more in the "real world" on Earth. And it'd only take one fairly stock scene.
Accidental serial killer 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The doctor was also definitely the guy you wanted doing your amputation. He insisted on cleanliness and sterility at a time when surgeons liked having messy operating rooms and bloody clothes because it "showed they were busy", was the fastest amputator by a long shot at a time when every second counted, and invented surgical devices still in use today.
But yeah, he did make some fatal mistakes.
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This is not the food from a high-end restaurant. This is hospital food in Japan 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope. In Thailand there is a lot of variety depending on what you can or can't eat. They have reauirements based on your condition but aside from that the food tastes really good. I was able to overcome a terrible case of starving myself because the food tasted so good.
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New round miniature Capybara 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Time for a new girlfriend.
It all still feels like a dream 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lucky man
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Amazing! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its easy to propagate trees for free, check you tube. Spring is best and willows are easiest. Plant some as part of your bucket list!
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Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Depression chocolate
Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Anxiety Fishcake
Providing a city with electric scooters 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Could be Paris too
It’s called fitness, sweetie 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
“Scroll on her phone next to it”
According to context I’m guessing she wasn’t
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Shower thoughts 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It takes me 7 min to shower. Lather up my loofah, scrub down, rinse off. My skin's superdry so showering for too long means I have to slather on so much cream I'd immediately need another shower.