This is not the food from a high-end restaurant. This is hospital food in Japan

There's an easy way. *holds up a tire iron*

Nope. In Thailand there is a lot of variety depending on what you can or can't eat. They have reauirements based on your condition but aside from that the food tastes really good. I was able to overcome a terrible case of starving myself because the food tasted so good.

well, Japanese food are mostly bland but still very good :)

I think their food is subtly flavored and seasoned, they want you to taste the food not the salt.

English food can be bland, but still good because of the subtle flavour. I think that bland isn't a bad thing.

All cooked food is processed