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That is definitely not the same guy. Context clues.
1). As you get older, your skin can darken. The kid’s skin is darker than the adults.
2). Where are his glasses?
3). His head shape changed I don’t think that happens.

LOLLLL

How did you do it sir

Jesús Christ y’all know well I’m makin sure my door locked and loadin my shotgun. Ain’t no body gonna eat my salty remains.

And ppl would be a tiny dot

My neighbor and I refer to this as the "first penguin" in the Spring. Everyone in the neighborhood waits as long as they can. When that first person breaks down and mows their yard, all other yards are mowed within four days.

I’m in love

Neil Armstrong was the commander of Apollo 11, first man to set foot on the moon in 1969. Jim Lovell was commander of the ill-fated Apollo 13.

You just posted someone's licence plate number

this is such a stupid concept. people who built the pyramids were mostly slaves or even if they weren't, you think they care if the monuments are still upright? what do you think they'd prefer, building the fucking tombs for their rulers or sitting in the sade, sipping beer, dealing with their own lives?
this 'hard work gives you satisfaction' thing is bogus crap. you don't have to work that hard to have a good enough life. well, at least you shouldn't have to. in this capitalist hell however ...

*him

See, some guys dont know what they have. I feel u diamond, i feel u

So what's the rent for a place like this?

Life Experience, supposedly is the greatest teacher. Sometimes, I don't know about that. I have taken this class many times. Unfortunately, I might just have to take this class again. I cannot seem to raise my grade up past a C+. Some Lessons seem to come hard for Me. Even when I know ALL the right answers.

Is your last name Simpson?

The crane in Gdansk was for many years the biggest crane in the world. Its been rebuilt a few times. Worth a visit! Gdansk is lovely. Ive been There twice.

It's not actually connected to the shift linkage. It's electronically controlled and won't go into reverse or park while driving. There's actually a message that appears on the dash telling you the speed is too fast for reverse or park if you start turning the knob while driving.

Wait, what about people who own snakes? Surely you'd be an accomplice to the mouse's death?

Nut

Okay, I looked up the whole breathing situation for bees, in case anyone else is curious: “Insect Respiratory System
Air enters the respiratory systems of insects through a series of external openings called spiracles. These external openings, which act as muscular valves in some insects, lead to the internal respiratory system, a densely networked array of tubes called tracheae.
To simplify the insect respiratory system, it acts like a sponge. The sponge has small holes that let water into the sponge moistening the sponge. Similarly, the spiracle openings allow air into the interior tracheal system bathing the insect's tissues with oxygen. Carbon dioxide, a metabolic waste, exits the body through the spiracles.​”

Also, to not kill pedestrians . . .

that's really cool

He is beautiful. I have NEVER seen anything like him! He must be part panther.

Is 'affirmative action' still a thing?

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT HIM I LOVE HIM

Sweet. What do we burn to get MK11?

Don’t date someone who is flat-earther and anti-vax.

Bet you can’t get a cat to do this. Haha

I’d nut on both their foreheads

This year for Valentine’s Day my girlfriend gave me flowers and it made me feel very loved, flowers are great

With this kind of miracle, i'm wondering if his dead ancestors rise from dead and came to visit him at the hospital?

Pet me!! I’ll chew it Karen.

Watch out!! The bots are charging themselves with electric personalities. Shocking turn of events.

In the US, hospitals cannot refuse to treat a patient that shows up at their door. You may end up with a bill you cannot afford to pay but hospitals write-off BILLIONS of dollars of such accounts each year. Of course Bernie will make it all free, free, free. What will snowflakes complain about when everything is free? Maybe how cappy their quality of life has gotten once the gov runs everything?

Jim’s abortion clinic! You makem we takem! How may we help you!!

Oxidised copper coin

Seems about right

get your gun out and shoot it! lol