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Because the first step is admitting you have a problem 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Thats how people die
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I haven't written poetry in years and I'm gonna be ashamed of this tomorrow but here goes: 22 comments
Obsidian was trying to warn us 3 comments
Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
Runs in the family 11 comments
I will then 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
If they start teaching an accurate history of Nikola Tesla there's going to be a huge number of disappointed Tesla cheerleaders. The internet has managed to build this guy up to absurd proportions, giving him credit for things he didn't create or invent.
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I do not understand why everyone is panicking at -20°C 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
we get down to around - 40 f (not even including wind chill) and were fine, its all about what part of murica youre from
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Libtards these days ugh 14 comments
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· 5 years ago
Everyone knows that Lena Dunham is a retard, she in no way represents all liberals. Literally everyone hates her.
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Yup works every time! 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
So we'd be roomies and just play video games and chat together? I can live with that.
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16 reasons why kids suck 24 comments
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· 5 years ago
Try going to Walt Disney World! The parasitic little spuds are everywhere! Meandering cluelessly below the adult line of sight, so you need to constantly dodge them. Two abreast strollers are the absolute worst, since doting parents use these to plow a swath through polite folk so that their little monsters can see some perv in a bear costume. They’re either balling for God only knows what reason, or blathering incomprehensible nonsense noises - just think nut house.
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Racism in a nutshell 18 comments
Can you imagine those family dinners? 11 comments
I haven't written poetry in years and I'm gonna be ashamed of this tomorrow but here goes: 22 comments
I haven't written poetry in years and I'm gonna be ashamed of this tomorrow but here goes: 22 comments
Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
Chester 12 comments
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· 5 years ago
Not trying to be a dick, but thats a big thing to put in the pocket or bag. Better put something more useful for the patrol.
He did it all for the show, Always Sunny 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
I’ve been on the internet too long; are you being sarcastic? ‘Cause he definitely is.
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Everything you need for the Zombie apocalypse 30 comments
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· 5 years ago
I really find it strange, if not funny, that many Americans do believe in zombies and zombies apocalypse. But indeed that there is a true apocalypse of sorts that is now afflicting the whole world and it is called: GLOBAL WARMING! In fact, another manifestation is now affecting the US Midwest which experts call: POLAR VORTEX sort of weather.
This is how public shootings start 8 comments
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· 5 years ago
Dealer looked me almost in the face and told me the 2006 PT Cruiser I bought from them 14 months ago for $3750 was worth $297 as a trade-in.
I drew a blatant attempt at emotional manipulation for food :) 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
Idgaf if he’s manipulating the shit out of you. Give him all the food and all the pets and all the hugs and all the love
What a chunky water chicken 21 comments
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· 5 years ago
absolutely would slap him, cash out, then apologise to him profusely and proceed to share exploits 60:40 since he was the one getting slapped. cue to us walking happily into the sunset, rich. as. fuckkkk.
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This ring is being made from a Jack Daniels Whiskey barrel and a worn guitar string inlay 9 comments
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· 5 years ago
WHOA MAN this is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of desperate. wasnt aware we were able to sink so low as a species ...
When Keanu's happy, I'm happy 4 comments
True Women of Valor 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
WHY would anyone want to compare 18 year old boys now with those dying with their guts out in 1945??
the point of the whole thing is to improove not to constantly chide people for complaining over having homework instead of being grateful they're not dying in a trench somewhere because /someone/ decided assorted minorities were to become a subject of a genocide.
i'm all for counting one's blessings but - one of those blessing being the ability to complain about having homework, you really shouldn't shit on it then. let people breathe a little, eh?
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the point of the whole thing is to improove not to constantly chide people for complaining over having homework instead of being grateful they're not dying in a trench somewhere because /someone/ decided assorted minorities were to become a subject of a genocide.
i'm all for counting one's blessings but - one of those blessing being the ability to complain about having homework, you really shouldn't shit on it then. let people breathe a little, eh?
They actually do! 28 comments
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· 5 years ago
#allolivesmatter
That's not a political statement, I just really like olives. Especially when they're filled with almonds.
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That's not a political statement, I just really like olives. Especially when they're filled with almonds.