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Watch out for this in 2013 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll be sure to get ready.
Most of us would probably choose the second option 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Those are computers. *facepalm
just thought I'd leave this here... 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Whooosh!
just thought I'd leave this here... 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
1850's
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Faith in Humanity Restored 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fahrenheit
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Pythagorean theorem visualized 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That guest was probable like 5 years old or something.
My new life motto 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And in my school they teach calculus in the precaculus class so its even more fun!
My new life motto 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm weird but I love math a lot. People think I'm weird
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What a Buzzkill 42 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can't penetrate beetles armor
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Lets play a game... 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Anusfruit: "..."
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I hate this *growls* 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate your face too.
Friendship is magic 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think he has a vacuum cleaner in his mouth because no human can suck their cheeks in like that.
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New level of stupid achieved 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No they just carry the babies in their pouch. They don't get pregnant.
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My power: Black magic 110 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Its probably a "nerdy" shirt, so your power is wearing fake hipster glasses and shoving Xbox controllers it your ass in order to be a gamer girl.
Tumblr has lost it 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I' d keep a pouch of pepper near me at all times
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Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You do realize that that's Stalin, Wilson, and Churchill, right? Its not some old timely boner hiding manual.
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basically, yes! 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lol elvish is basic calc?
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After school fun 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How old are you, nerdsarecool?
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Good guy musician 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fukkin Geronimo Stilton, screwing up peoples spelling since childhood.
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soo alike 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lol shE so fukkin flat she's gonna break her back tryn to push that chest out.
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Do you wanna join the Avengers? 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I predict Bucky will sacrifice himself in the 3rd movie, or he will go off and live a life of isolation (most likely the first one) because there is no fucking way he can join the avengers.
Lol 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Its fukkin gay
How stupid can you be? 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I was joking" "It was my friend". No contradictions here, move along.
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You think Your Better 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I used to use my flipphone as a blackjack
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Colorado dogs 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Its an icicle
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Heartsmith 60 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Anime/white people art
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America is pretty spot on 154 comments
guest · 6 years ago
America: the 800 pound fat ass who thinks he's a good football player.
You can't charge me after death 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually debts can be inherited, so you can give your child a nice start by dying before paying them off.
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Eat up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Stupid fucking vegan.
Things are always better in France 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because America is uncultured and full of stupid swines who should all be euthanized.
Front flip 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He has the fukkin cap are you fukkin blind you funking ignorant idiot go fukkin euthanize yourself you useless piece of trash you fukkin idiot rub ghost pepper oil in your asshole using sandpaper idiot.
That week of the month 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes let him date a n80 year old woman.
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Norton's got your back! 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Norton IS a virus.
Apparently 26% of us are aliens 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And 12% of us are dumb asses.
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Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned to be Thor 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*cringe
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The positive aspects of living with your grandma 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yea usually dads start the sentence with Son
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What they saw 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is disgusting. I hate how delusional she is, thinking she's good.
Put some ice on it 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
whoreson
Dress Code Dilemma... 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
mist girls in my school wear short shorts. even the more intorverted bookworm girls. also some of the shorts are short enough to be covered by their shirts
Damn it, russia 46 comments
guest · 6 years ago
pshh, just one knife? Come on his is just another tuesday.
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Keep Aiming 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
nonono. First life will dip the arrow into fire, pull back, misfire, pick it up, dip it in fire again, pull it back, release, only for it to hit a target board two feet away, burning the board and the arrow, until only ashes are left.
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When 'bro' just doesn't quite cut it 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
retain your innocence, do not go looking for answers
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Most of us.:) 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
makeup overdose.
This is our society 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok what the fuck that girl is weird as fuck and I assure you that that is not proper lumberjack attire.
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Oh, Jen. 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One letter before J is I, I is the 9th letter of the alphabet, and 9 divided by 3 equals three. And since the guest commented H, and Half Life starts with H, Half Life 3 is confirmed.
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What it's really like 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why the hell are you using US averages?
Average human 49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
because you're inbred
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My biggest fear 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also Rafael Trujillo's nickname
Soldiers doing the right thing 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mmmmmm. dat ass
Childhood ruined 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lime actually it was her pet watermelons they were talking about.
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