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Love the IT Crowd 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
For the IT Crowd, the correct comment is "Standard Nerds!" TYVM.
Lets see how it turns out 3 comments
Compassion 22 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Civilization is a social contract between us and future generations. We have an obligation to leave and fair and just society for the unborn.
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This isn't what I ordered at all 5 comments
Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Slow motion or not, he completely ignored the hand with the knife in it. Getting close to someone with a knife and leaving the hand with the knife completely free is a bad idea, as demonstrated by the assistant. A friend of mine had someone pull a knife on him at a party. He got cut across the face, stabbed in the back of his shoulder, and stabbed in the lower back before anyone even realized what was going on. The whole thing was over in under 3 seconds. Even at full speed that guy would have been stabbed multiple times.
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Best dad ever 7 comments
And an arm, why not? 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Better an arm, less medical complication. We didn’t break a part of our body to giving it to the hospital.
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What are you 25 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Apparently some people are working on a way to develop 'vegan meat' - in which they take flesh cells from an animal without harming it, then cultivate those cells artificially to grow a chunk of meat.
I think this girl is just a ditz, though.
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I think this girl is just a ditz, though.
What are you 25 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
...how do you eat meat if you're vegan? Is this a new thing that I just haven't heard of yet? 'Hi just here eating a nice juicy steak but still calling myself vegan.'
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Adventure here I come! 5 comments
A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
If you people would read the directions for your vehicles it wouldn't be such a suprise
Idiots
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Idiots
10 year Old Comedian 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
So what? Everyone comedian uses the same joke that others have. Like Amy Schumer, but she is just stupid and annoying. Matter of fact is that everyone steals from everyone, nothing is original. Unless you're really talented.
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Guitar is for me 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Cats are super annoying, I cant do anything without the little shit pressing her head against my hand. I can't blame her though, I am a big warm fellow.
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This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
My mom's windows don't roll down because of some wiring issue. So she has to do this at every drive thru. I'm not sure why this guy is doing it. maybe he cant reach the window from the car.
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Bamboozled again 3 comments
This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
I’m 19 years old and still can’t say crap in front of my mom 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I can swear in front of my parents, but when friends are over I don’t, and I ask them not to swear, since they’re my parents and all.
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We need POCKETS! 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Yes please! And make those pockets available in trousers, skirts, etc so we don't have to bring purse everywhere!
Savage 12 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
How hilarious! He plays on people's fears and legitimate concerns to show how racist they are, belittles them for those concerns, and makes it so everyone's afraid to bring forward things that they actually see that could be terrorism. It's every bit as clever as that boy who "created" a clock by taking the case off an existing clock and putting it in a pencil case to,purposely scare everyone in the school.
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Seems more appropriate every day 12 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Many people:
The government is so untrustworthy and evil! Like, OMG!
Those same people:
We need to have more government control of everything like government provided health insurance and also regulating industries so there's no global warming and no economic wonnrs and losers.
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The government is so untrustworthy and evil! Like, OMG!
Those same people:
We need to have more government control of everything like government provided health insurance and also regulating industries so there's no global warming and no economic wonnrs and losers.
Whistles don't work anymore 5 comments
Have you ever seen an angry unicorn? 1 comments
Russian woman 4 comments
Back in the days 3 comments
Stan Lee facts 12 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Usually sooner, that way you choose how people remember you on the stone and the obituaries.
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The great barber-ossa 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
To dodge the bad hair cut bullet, You should go to the barber with the worst haircut in the shop, because you know one of the barbers there gave him that bad hair cut.
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