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What's worse than both of them smiling? The one watching her friend voiding herself has her mouth open.

For an even more portable, very environmentally-friendly and free version, cup your hand like everyone else at the spigot.

My grandma always used the word boner to mean mistake. You didn't dare laugh at her though as she is German and mean.

Aren't otters known for raping things to death?

I'm not at my most vulnerable when I make a sandwich, but that's just me.

This is the proof why even some non-perverted people shouldn't have or be around kids.

Why can we see his nipple, but not his nose?

Spanking will not get rid of wiggers. This is a fact.

NO! NO! NO! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!! The black heron shades the water to make fish think there is a covering above them to protect them from predators/the sun. When they go into the shade, the black heron eats them. The black heron will stand still for hours to be more convincing, snapping up each fish stupid enough to seek it's shelter. If their are plenty of fish in sight, it will just eat them without needing to spread it's wings to see them. This is a form of hunting, not eye correction!

This is not true. It would be true if sperm dribbled out the penis, but it's called ejaculate for a reason. The semen gets shot into the vagina, giving an equal chance for either sex. If their are four or more of one gender than the other in a family, it's because the missing gender (chromosome) is not forming correctly. It's not hereditary, just a fluke of nature, that's why you never see many generations of mostly males or females.

Why is he in space?

These (brass knuckles and the like) are illegal in California because someone "might" use them on a person. Even small, decorative ones that no one could possible stick their fingers in are outlawed. This state is so stupid.

There is nothing sexier than a man with large hands, just like there is nothing grosser than a man with tiny hands.

If he's a gentleman, then why would he allow his mom to make decisions for him?

Except all your teeth will fall out on mashed potatoes alone, lack of stimulating your gums will do that. Better throw in some kettle chips just to be safe.

This also works well for siblings.

For a split second, I thought Jazz was wearing a funky hat in the first photo.

I call FAKE, apples are notorious for turning brown within minutes of exposing it's flesh, yet all the apples (even those within the bottom layer) are freshly white.