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It can't just be me. 40 comments
guest · 11 years ago
In parts of California, they are illegal for stores to give out, so we hoard them.. Only when visting a store in the non-douchey part of the state can we restock.
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The horror of public toilet seats 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What's worse than both of them smiling? The one watching her friend voiding herself has her mouth open.
Just tumblr things 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Maybe it shows you can easily birth a baby. Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Portable Leaf Cup 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
For an even more portable, very environmentally-friendly and free version, cup your hand like everyone else at the spigot.
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"B*ner" used to mean "huge mistake" 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My grandma always used the word boner to mean mistake. You didn't dare laugh at her though as she is German and mean.
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Cool things I want to buy 47 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You can watch the roots grow on your plants.
They don't need to show it 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Sounds like your trying to sell them.
Why reading is important 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I disagree, everyone in my family hates reading, just like their parents and siblings before them. I was the first person in 3 generations to get a library card. If I didn't look just like my grandpa in his youth, I would be pressed to think I was adopted.
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Only dreams now 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Aren't otters known for raping things to death?
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Realistic halloween decorations 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
People have died outside their homes (porches and stuff) and weren't reported because people thought they were Halloween decorations.
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I think you're all beautiful 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm not at my most vulnerable when I make a sandwich, but that's just me.
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Clingy girlfriend 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No, we just don't scream when we might smell it.
Cool uncle 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is the proof why even some non-perverted people shouldn't have or be around kids.
Johnny 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He IS a teenage girl.
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This makes you wonder 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
too*
Sims always prepare you for real life 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Don't be a spoil-sport.
Stop being a geek 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Uh, no. Its pretty much always meant something really good or the best. "Bees Knees" is a very old saying, my grandma telling me that her uncles would always say it when she was young.
Teachers are the biggest shippers 32 comments
guest · 11 years ago
End as in die?
Jesus 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why can we see his nipple, but not his nose?
Are you gay? 35 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The people downvoting you are the same people who believe when you clone someone, they will be the exact same age of the original. Two women could make a whole new person through science, making the male obsolete. Hmm... maybe the realization of this is why all the downvotes?
What Now, Charming? Eugene Is Sounding Pretty Good, Huh? 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Charming were the princes' name. Who names their kid Charming? The same lands where a kid is named Snow White and Cinderella (a feminizing form of the french word for fireplace suet or dirt).
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A Lesson We All Can Learn From... 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, it's better to tell them someone killed themselves because they were too strong and happy.
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A Lesson We All Can Learn From... 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
An iron will only set the dirt in permanently. Try to iron crinkled paper and you will only get something limp, never to be crisp again.
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The other guy who died with Paul Walker 36 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Driving irresponsibly IS what kills people. If he somehow survived, he would have been charged with Paul Walkers death.
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Photoshop wins 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Which person? Horns are only for emergencies after all.
Some habits should never die 48 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Spanking will not get rid of wiggers. This is a fact.
That's how the black heron rolls 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
NO! NO! NO! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!! The black heron shades the water to make fish think there is a covering above them to protect them from predators/the sun. When they go into the shade, the black heron eats them. The black heron will stand still for hours to be more convincing, snapping up each fish stupid enough to seek it's shelter. If their are plenty of fish in sight, it will just eat them without needing to spread it's wings to see them. This is a form of hunting, not eye correction!
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Get a load of this guy 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Until he gets slammed with a late fee.
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If you had more sons 30 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is not true. It would be true if sperm dribbled out the penis, but it's called ejaculate for a reason. The semen gets shot into the vagina, giving an equal chance for either sex. If their are four or more of one gender than the other in a family, it's because the missing gender (chromosome) is not forming correctly. It's not hereditary, just a fluke of nature, that's why you never see many generations of mostly males or females.
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scumbag education system 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If you don't like the way our kids are being fucked over in school, either home-school or pay for a private education, The US constitution does not give the right to an education and nether does the bill of rights so don't be so surprised when shit like this happens.
scumbag education system 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You'd probably be a little shit too if someone was trying to "teach" you a falsity. Call that shit out.
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Nokia 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's owner tried to chop off the chicken's head and missed, taking off the front part of the skull (eyes, beak, etc.), leaving it's brain and brain stem intact. It still had a head but no face. The owners fed it using an eyedropper for almost two years until it passed away. But it still had a head.
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Not something you learn, it's something you're born with 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There's no way you can possibly tell that. Long hair no longer just belongs to just girls, short hair no longer belongs to just boys.
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What is sleep 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why is he in space?
Funny joke 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Impersonating an employee, harassing employees and harassing customers are just a few off the top of my head. When I worked for Wal-Mart many years ago, someone dressed like an employee, but was not one, did get arrested for harassment. Cops don't think shit like this is funny and neither do the stores.
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Internet gold 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Agreed, both laughing when getting a blowjob means a bitten penis.
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Fancy caterpillars 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Because people only have an allergic reaction to biting poison ivy.
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Good way to cook when you are angry 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You can own a gun but not these. (end rant)
Good way to cook when you are angry 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
These (brass knuckles and the like) are illegal in California because someone "might" use them on a person. Even small, decorative ones that no one could possible stick their fingers in are outlawed. This state is so stupid.
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Huge arms 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There is nothing sexier than a man with large hands, just like there is nothing grosser than a man with tiny hands.
Rules for dating son 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If he's a gentleman, then why would he allow his mom to make decisions for him?
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Surviving on potatoes 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Except all your teeth will fall out on mashed potatoes alone, lack of stimulating your gums will do that. Better throw in some kettle chips just to be safe.
Waterdrop filmed at 10,000 fps 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's a whole new world.
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Things that are bad for you 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm a girl and I can't sit and write for hours, also I never did my homework because I was too busy playing video games just like all the other rad bitches. That's why my grades were poor, not some "feminine based learning" bullshit.
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As a guy who grew up poor, with parents who can't afford to do it themselves 32 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This also works well for siblings.
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Making a baby 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
For a split second, I thought Jazz was wearing a funky hat in the first photo.
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We can't have nice things 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I call FAKE, apples are notorious for turning brown within minutes of exposing it's flesh, yet all the apples (even those within the bottom layer) are freshly white.
Making the most of a home brew disaster 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I doubt he's pretending.
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Be a man... I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That still had nothing to do with the builders. That's like trying to blame the people who assembled the Ford Pinto when it was Ford's fault entirely for making such a shitty car.
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Music piracy in the 60's 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The grey stuff is a rubber polymer. I don't think it's even made anymore.
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