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Love the IT Crowd 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For the IT Crowd, the correct comment is "Standard Nerds!" TYVM.
Breaking point 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I love M*A*S*H
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Russian woman 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sure with cheesecake
Lets see how it turns out 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What about the "put it somewhere else" Patrick meme
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Compassion 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Civilization is a social contract between us and future generations. We have an obligation to leave and fair and just society for the unborn.
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Why you never mess with the scottish 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I dislike you
Wholesome 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yep
This isn't what I ordered at all 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are even more delicious with gravy
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Approved 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Little dog is unimpressed.
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Slow motion or not, he completely ignored the hand with the knife in it. Getting close to someone with a knife and leaving the hand with the knife completely free is a bad idea, as demonstrated by the assistant. A friend of mine had someone pull a knife on him at a party. He got cut across the face, stabbed in the back of his shoulder, and stabbed in the lower back before anyone even realized what was going on. The whole thing was over in under 3 seconds. Even at full speed that guy would have been stabbed multiple times.
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Best dad ever 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i want a dad like that, mine is my step dad that doesn't even care about me
And an arm, why not? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Better an arm, less medical complication. We didn’t break a part of our body to giving it to the hospital.
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What are you 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Apparently some people are working on a way to develop 'vegan meat' - in which they take flesh cells from an animal without harming it, then cultivate those cells artificially to grow a chunk of meat.
I think this girl is just a ditz, though.
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Guess they'll make a good pair of swimming fins 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
beautiful mermaid
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What are you 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...how do you eat meat if you're vegan? Is this a new thing that I just haven't heard of yet? 'Hi just here eating a nice juicy steak but still calling myself vegan.'
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Change my mind 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
F U C K
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Confusing instruction manual 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
u said nuts
This is beautiful 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Soon you'll choke on Gaston's dick
What are you 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a fucking twit
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Adventure here I come! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A twink in a Spedo should have been used to be truthful and honest adventure
A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you people would read the directions for your vehicles it wouldn't be such a suprise
Idiots
10 year Old Comedian 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So what? Everyone comedian uses the same joke that others have. Like Amy Schumer, but she is just stupid and annoying. Matter of fact is that everyone steals from everyone, nothing is original. Unless you're really talented.
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Guitar is for me 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cats are super annoying, I cant do anything without the little shit pressing her head against my hand. I can't blame her though, I am a big warm fellow.
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This is the optimal way to traverse a drive-thru 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My mom's windows don't roll down because of some wiring issue. So she has to do this at every drive thru. I'm not sure why this guy is doing it. maybe he cant reach the window from the car.
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There are seven people on Earth that looks alike 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks he ain't that good looking?
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Change my mind 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You don't drink sauces in cups.
The homeowner said that the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed too 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Deer are just giant cats with antlers
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GOLF BALL vs STEAM ROLLER 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oddly Satisfying
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Words 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
okay, but he went to upenn
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It was me 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My public - how they love me
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The cardiac cycle 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thanks :)
Bamboozled again 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the website immediately shows if you comment first, no need to say it
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This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can’t dance to nutcracker music that well
I’m 19 years old and still can’t say crap in front of my mom 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can swear in front of my parents, but when friends are over I don’t, and I ask them not to swear, since they’re my parents and all.
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We need POCKETS! 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes please! And make those pockets available in trousers, skirts, etc so we don't have to bring purse everywhere!
KILL 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
we need more of slack wyrm
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Savage 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How hilarious! He plays on people's fears and legitimate concerns to show how racist they are, belittles them for those concerns, and makes it so everyone's afraid to bring forward things that they actually see that could be terrorism. It's every bit as clever as that boy who "created" a clock by taking the case off an existing clock and putting it in a pencil case to,purposely scare everyone in the school.
Seems more appropriate every day 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Many people:
The government is so untrustworthy and evil! Like, OMG!

Those same people:
We need to have more government control of everything like government provided health insurance and also regulating industries so there's no global warming and no economic wonnrs and losers.
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Whistles don't work anymore 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Then I bought tin whistle, now I tin whistle.
Have you ever seen an angry unicorn? 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I will never support wasting ice cream for any reason.
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Wholesome 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wiishu and jacksepticeye... everything matches
Russian woman 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bylat ( I’m just the casual memer trying to make jokes plz don’t kill me)
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Back in the days 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smellt of elderberries!
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Stan Lee facts 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Usually sooner, that way you choose how people remember you on the stone and the obituaries.
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The great barber-ossa 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
To dodge the bad hair cut bullet, You should go to the barber with the worst haircut in the shop, because you know one of the barbers there gave him that bad hair cut.
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It's important 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
FRE SHAVOCADOOOOO
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I wonder if she's worried about a yeast infection. . 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@skylak
I have reviewed the title and deemed it quite hilarious. Bravo on your choice of pun, sir/madam/object.
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Notice 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or you could just... lock the door? :D
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So drunk 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
drunk != high