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Long lost cat found 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You lost me at "declawed." Then you gave up your other cat. You are not an animal lover.
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Great for long days at the office 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Because it would be so fun to be drunk at work. This is probably for a severe alcoholic who doesn't want to lose his job.
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They said never meet your heros. They lied 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
GO TITANS, :D
NO 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
NOT KEYBOARD KAT
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Alex jones 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not necessarily
Miley is going crazy 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fake news direct from CNN?
Double protection if the pistol itself had a pistol 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
America accedently opened its borders and an illigal alien killed a girl, after he raped her. This would not have happend if she had her own illegal alien.
Cool dude 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Marry him
Right on, Ricky 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The guy was making fun of Nazis and got called anti-Semitic. Freaking stupid that he was even charged, let alone convicted.
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Accidentally died 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay but can we address how you accidentally build a shelf...
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Smol tree 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow
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Security for Paul Newman's $17,000,000 Rolex 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So it can show the same time as all other watches
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Creepy crawly 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the urge to stump intensifies. Where did i put my plasmacutter?
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Best use for a 3D printer 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
thats animal abuse you fuckin piece of shit
Adult problems 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean, in the US pretty much everyone has sleepover when they’re kids, are you from outside the US? I always assumed it was a universal thing since it’s not so strange (in my opinion)
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Infamous ratty Chicken 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good boy!
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Yo, listen up! Here's the story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There is no justifying Logan Paul
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A human saves a dog from an unaware truck driver 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s gonna bring some happy karma for that nice man..
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I would watch it 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One downside (maybe) is the lack of....well, "diversity." Without a big swath of people whose whole family lives on welfare for generations, you can afford to give away more stuff. Another non-obvious thing is the high tax rate up north. It may not seem like much to a student who is unemployed or works part time, but once you earn the kind f money that ought to allow you to buy a house and have kids with maybe one parent staying home, you'll really miss that money.
Great service 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, like if the counselor on the hotline made you feel better, and you started fapping and just before the moment of truth, BAM, four cops come busting in.
Has it changed much? 49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I exist and function in 2018, so no need for the insult and condescension because you don't like what I have to say. All my kids have gotten part time jobs in high school and college, from summer help installing sprinkler systems and moving furniture, to working retail, tutoring, and interning at an engineering company (after two years of engineering school) for a couple summers. There are opportunities, but they're not handed to you...same as in the '80s.
Today, your market for products or service extends beyond your hometown, as in my day, to wherever the Internet reaches. Recently I bought a little unique classic model auto the same type as one I saw at a museum...from someone across the country that I wouldn't have known existed before Internet search engines. My neighbor's kid does antivirus and other computer help.

But, even if things are so different, Raising the minimum wage to a level that's more than what the job is worth sure won't increase the number of those jobs.
Mac life 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Confuse the enemy
Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Smooth move Bill. Moot taxes. Plus they went over this in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
Most humans are terrible drivers and thousands are killed each year because of it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Huge liability issue. Planes, trains and ships all have some form of auto pilot; but there’s also a team of humans overseeing the operation of each vehicle.
Autonomous vehicles are poised to remove millions of middle class jobs from the economy and centralize a profit stream into the hands of a duopoly.
Yes everyone is paying attention.
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How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*pssssst* The lesson was about the planets, not the solar system. Miss Frizzle’s not going to Pluto.
How is dat possibru 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Screw spelling class too?
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Wear it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lick my balls Smith you stupid cunt. Not a syllable was untrue. Oh and by the way I didn't have any damn air bags either. And as a matter of fact the ER doctor said I probably would have been more seriously injured or killed if I had been wearing a belt. Some of us grew up without needing knee pads and styrofoam helmets just to do a cross word puzzle and aren't complete pussies you sad little snowflake. When I was a kid if we slit our leg open on a rock sliding into base playing baseball on a sandlot we rubbed a little dirt on it to stop the bleeding and went right back to playing. These days candy ass little bastards like you would run home to mommy crying your eyes out and the owner of the property would get sued by your pansy parents.
Blackberry vs Apple 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Black berries buttons suck. I hate Apples operating system. Sometimes I is my Dad's I Pad. Feels like I'm taking crazy pills. It's not intuitive at all. In fact, it's sadistic.
Just a tidbit 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It doesn't work like that. Sugar acts like a retardant, not an inhibitor. The concrete will still cure, it just takes longer. Construction crews will sometimes do this on hot days to save the concrete. I've used it a number of times to create an exposed aggregate finish on concrete by spraying sugar water on the surface after floating. The top layer will take longer to cure and you can wash it off after the rest of the concrete has had time to cure, exposing the rock in the concrete.
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Day 590 of your daily dose of cute: Nyoom 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omg I think at the end of the day we all need something as cute as that
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Stuffed toothless 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How do I get one
Mother knows best 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My mom would FREAK OUT which is why I could never do this, it'd be so stressful for her, way beyond joke level :(
Pillow fort 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Your username rocks.
Neat 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Parley
Yes! I am free 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Perfect username for this post too haha
Daily dose of Joy #2 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
he always says something goofy and seems like all he does is move the brush around without a thought, but always at the end of a video he ends up with something so beautiful. I love this goofy guy.
Family life 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
#6 Doesn't make sense. Not liking/talking shit about how someone dresses isn't the same as forcing them to dress a certain way.
When a good artist draws your crappy character design 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am a bit good at art but its not that good
Thank you 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Homeland?
This man seamlessly photoshops himself into his old childhood photos 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bit narcissistic
How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*psssst* Pluto’s not a planet.
Alex jones 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
people will believe anything and jump on every bandwagon
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Weird thing 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is a flavour dish called "piure" in my country ;Chile...u can eat fresh with lemon or vooked with vegetables
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Im gunna kill you!... Oh wait this is actually pretty good! Thank you 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Trash panda! So cute
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Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Exactly, Thats why we need basic income financed through an automation tax... that or another world war. Wars are great against unemployment: arms industry, Soldiers etc. The people who get killed leave jobs behind that need to be filled. And after, as well as during wars there is a great demand for buildings. Wars give the people a shitton of jobs. It may sound cynical, but that is basically how the US economy has been working for at least a 100 years. The USA without wars would look more like South Africa today...
Black james bond 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
WOW, that's on fckn point! I hope you work in journalism, literature, art, or something like that... Whoop, whoop!
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Infamous ratty Chicken 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
hint: it’s not the dog
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Wear it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I once hit a drunk driver head on at 55 mph with no seatbelt. They had to use the jaws of life to get me out, there was an imprint of my face on the windshield, and my once blue interior was pretty much completely reddish brown, but I walked out of the fucking hospital the very next fucking morning and went back to work the next fucking day! Fuck your seatbelts!