I once hit a drunk driver head on at 55 mph with no seatbelt. They had to use the jaws of life to get me out, there was an imprint of my face on the windshield, and my once blue interior was pretty much completely reddish brown, but I walked out of the fucking hospital the very next fucking morning and went back to work the next fucking day! Fuck your seatbelts!
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· 6 years ago
You know it is stupid cunts like you with your bullshit stories that get people killed
People have fallen out of planes without parachutes, been shot in the head, stabbed in the brain, many horrible things and lived. But what are the odds you'll be the lucky one that is fine, and what are the odds you'll be that lucky more than once? Pretty slim. People have also died in minor accidents, tripped and hit their head on counters or the floor and so on. It's your life you are gambling with. If you lose, you get hurt, maybe scarred, blinded, paralyzed, brain damaged, lose your teeth or even die. If you win- you got to not have a seat belt on? By the numbers it's a stupid bet. But hey- no one can tell you what your life is worth. If you end up dead of brain damaged you won't have to be around for the pain of friends and loved ones or to get a lecture on how a simple belt could have saved everyone the trauma. It's whatever I guess. I try to only do stupid shit if the cost of losing the bet doesn't matter, or the gains are worth the risk- but we each gotta live our own life.
Lick my balls Smith you stupid cunt. Not a syllable was untrue. Oh and by the way I didn't have any damn air bags either. And as a matter of fact the ER doctor said I probably would have been more seriously injured or killed if I had been wearing a belt. Some of us grew up without needing knee pads and styrofoam helmets just to do a cross word puzzle and aren't complete pussies you sad little snowflake. When I was a kid if we slit our leg open on a rock sliding into base playing baseball on a sandlot we rubbed a little dirt on it to stop the bleeding and went right back to playing. These days candy ass little bastards like you would run home to mommy crying your eyes out and the owner of the property would get sued by your pansy parents.
"More seriously injured or hurt if I had been wearing a seatbelt"
Either you don't know what a seat belt is, or you're too stupid too really know just how damn stupid you are.
Either way, I legit wouldn't trust you to find your ass in the dark, if you were given a map and a flashlight...
To be fair it is possible for seatbelts or airbags to cause more injuries than they prevent under very specific and uncommon conditions. To also be fair if a dr could tell you how an accident would go without even seeing it we wouldn't need to crash test cars at all would we? As for rubbing dirt in an open cut you must be one of those soft younger kids. In my day we'd eat the rock that cut us to teach the other rocks a lesson, and because after all that playing a light snack was nice. I'm probably still here to tell you about it because I always wore seatbelts. Even put em in my 67 MGB since it didn't come with any. Using basic safety equipment doesn't make you soft, and not taking simple steps to show your life or health have value doesn't make you hard. How you handle life makes you a bad ass or not, but if you keep causing your own problems to prove you're tough that's idiocy and or insecurity. A firefighter isn't a hero if they start the fire.
Either you don't know what a seat belt is, or you're too stupid too really know just how damn stupid you are.
Either way, I legit wouldn't trust you to find your ass in the dark, if you were given a map and a flashlight...