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Who's the chick? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hogsmeade?
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Always 1 step ahead 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This was how the computer in 2001:a space odessy was named. Circa 1968
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Make your own slime 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Any brand suggestions?
Hot air balloon in the house 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Samw
Jack is comfortable in this 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where are the lens caps?!
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Satan 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ackshually, he isn't. Hell is his punishment. He will not be cast into the lake of fire until the end of time, along with everyone else who rejected God. Hell was created for Satan and his angels only. Humans send themselves to help along with him.
The place where miscellaneous shit goes to die! 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
ONE drawer...? pfft. weak
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Good luck indeed 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
^^^^
That was my first thought as well.
He is an immoral opportunist.
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Unless you keep it a secret 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I literally gasped lmao
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Blood orange 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or that Totally Spies and Martin Mystery crossover.
Tumblr Post - Period edition 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me and my ex girlfriend both would have are periods at the same time Now that she broke up with me and is dating guys now i would find them on my period and laugh and say "Wow! Dude you taking a..BLOODY MARY?" they always looked disgusted.
3 doughnuts in water 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who calls it a bloody Water Cup??
that's how it works in p*rn 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bahahahah
The trumps 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The beauty is that many people will continue to ask "why" for a long time instead of just accepting that it ackshually happened.
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Smoke a Fag 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I imagine that saying I'm eating faggots or I'm having faggots for dinner also has a different meaning to an American.
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Good luck indeed 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But they are changing society, one harmless law at a time. In my country it is now illegal to call a man “mr.” Or to speak critically of Islamic practices. Both of these laws came into effect under the guise of “inclusivity” and “cultural enrichment through diversity”. The western world is heading to a dystopian Marxist nightmare or a return to traditional conservative values.
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To those stupid questions 101 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sarcasm
Best boss ever! 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you definitely did this meme wrong. do you even know how to format, bro?
Freedom? 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So start shooting heroin, shit’ll get real unstable, real quick.
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Spanish 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s....that’s not flirting
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Your thoughts? Maybe or false? 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Didn’t ego want to destroy them all?
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Bad boy 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What on Earth bread with a pug?
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How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Damn I understand
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Didn't have a tape measure but 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When alcoholics try to sell stuff
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Yes because I'm a nice guy 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But guilt needs reasoning and guilt is what makes us have compassion for others
Priorities 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So old it’s probably dead now
Raking leaves time-lapse 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
one bag tho?
Indecisiveness will cost you 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
a shelter wouldn't let that happen
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This commercial triggers me 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
good, im glad im not the only one :D
The same with big weddings 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My wedding ring was $4k and it was paid off in a year, still have money and stuff. My husband insisted upon it and that is what we did. Oh well, to each his own.
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The Beatles concert smelt like urine 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wouldn’t have stopped me from going. I heard that if you could get tickets urine for a treat.
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I want that to happen to me 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
THAT'S ADORABLE!!!!!
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Tipping people 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Chicken_nugget - they make minimum wage.
There are some states where the employers are required to pay the full state minimum wage before tips, there are some states that require the Department of Labor Fair Labor Standards Act minimum cash wage before tips ($2.13/hr), and there are some that require a minimum wage above the ($2.13/hr) before tips.
*ALL* states require that the employees earn at least minimum wage after tips. and $5.12 is the maximum tips/hr that can be counted against that.
You're a server work 5 hours, have one hour with $100 in tips, and four hours with no customers and no tips = over minimum wage for the shift, no extra pay from employer; you work 5 hours no customers no tips = employer is required to bring you up to minimum wage not just the $10.65 in minimum cash wage for those hours.
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Tipping people 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where you work really impacts the tips you get. Some people get high and mighty assuming every single server should get a high percentage tip no matter the restaurant, no matter the service. If it's a buffet, you tip lower but you do still tip if they're refilling your drinks and taking plates away, if it's terrible you don't tip well, if you're ordering mixed alcoholic drinks at a place with a bar you tip extra so the server isn't paying out the tip on money they didn't get. But at the end of the day the people whining over and over that they've got it so rough, they are guaranteed the equivalent of minimum wage for the duration of their shift, that means if they have two amazing hours and the overall total divides out to minimum wage then they don't get extra for the terrible hours, but if they have a full shift with no customers they don't earn $2-3/hr, they get minimum wage. If you want to earn more, find a way to get a job at a more expensive/better clientele restaurant.
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Perfection 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It’s knitting not nitting - learn how to spell
Traitor 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If he actually works for Pepsi, and that's not just an old shirt or giveaway, that (buying/consuming a competitor's product in public) could get him fired. Had a teammate in soccer whose dad worked for Pepsi, (both her parents were at every game, he took her to practice) even if they were part of the snacks some parents brought she could not drink Coke because he could lose his job for his that. Yes he got lots of free Pepsi products but it sucked for her. Same for people who are Coca-cola employees, assume it's the same for outside of beverages for the non-fast-food jobs (so like Hershey vs Mars, Frito Lay vs some other chip brand but they're owned by Pepsi so maybe they have the soda restriction too).
He did have to walk all the way to Mordor after all 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
lol, funny title
Adulthood 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Same with themasssnipe, I'm in college and am expected to spend much more than 40 hours a week. Even if it's not a tough degree. I don't know about other schools, but at mine it's expected that you spend between 2 to 3 hours outside of class per credit-hour. So at 12 credits (minimum for full-time student at my school) you're probably spending more than 40 hours per week, and at 14 credits and above you're pretty much guaranteed to be spending more than 40 hours a week.
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GMO humor 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
OR MAYBE Zambia turned down GMOs because GMOs have basically been destroying the lives of poor farmers. Monsanto has been giving farmers “suicide seeds” meaning farmers can’t save seed each year and are dependent on GMO companies. The competition btwn farmers easily allows GMO companies to force farmers into either participating in the GMO industry or failing.
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*bleep* 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Happ Dogo
"yaaay!" 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
AWWWWWW
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He did have to walk all the way to Mordor after all 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow he looks different with a beard. He also never ages.
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Aunt Sally is disappointed in you 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Isn't it PEMDAS not PEDMAS?
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f*cking kevin 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000 Alex.
Bitter truth 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Different things matter to different people.
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Cat-cher 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Another Maru the stuntcat
Feelsbadman 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rick was not trying to kill himself. He was trying to take the memory of unity away but could not go thought with it, The machine is a early version of the helmet used in Marty Mine blowers.
Girl finds out that she has finally been adopted by a family 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hopefully not going to the human traffic and turned into a sex worker. Thousands every year in the US from CPS.
Definitions 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It doesn't, but...okay.
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Aunt Sally is disappointed in you 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eleventeen?
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