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ugh that joke is so forced

What an ass, he`ll leave his money to others but won`t leave any to his own son?

This baby blue heron is named Chaos.

Ackshually .....

You don’t need to go on dates with random people just so someone will fall in love. Love happens everywhere. You don’t have to make t sound like hard work.

He is on his way for tea party with Alice.

*filed

Those are not turtles tho

My brain accidentally inserted a space after "the" in "therapists" and it really screwed me up for about a minute and a half

It's so cute. I need one

Nobody is gonna comment on why the f the baby is perfectly accommodated in the middle of a train rail?

If your windshield fogs up turn on the aircon on hot/cold, it will fog more for a bit and then make the fog disappear. Just be careful when putting it on hot, as this can make you sleepy when driving.

Don't Winnie the poo yourself

Her knee seems to bend the wrong way

He looks like a plushie.

Why do you idiots keep doing stupid shit like this to your dogs? I hate dogs but I feel like slapping the shit out of some of you people. If the dog seems nervous, confused, or just plain uncomfortable, leave it alone.

Jumping spiders are just multi-legged cats.

Had this same thing happen with a centipede. Twice.
You didn't need the sleep anyway.

Holocaust wouldnt have been if raphael lemkin was listened to

Oh man, my vertigo would have me unable to walk this floor without getting dizzy. It is amazing though.

Cats are destroying the bird population

So, whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

I am the same always

I'm so happy for her. Thank you, I needed that message right now.

I’m a father and if my kid is continuously bullied by another kid we’ll use our words first and if that fails to get the message across I will come to the bully’s house beat up his mother and fuck his father.

Yeah, talk about it. The ones who seem infatuated with you for seemingly no reason is weird and naïve of them

Your mum is the best.

Then there's the one kid that reinforces his with wire, wood or rebar.

Me XD

Just do your fucking job. Dealing with assholes - either the ones you work with or the general public - is part of working. If you think you don't have to do your job because you don't like someone, you're the asshole.

The shoot all look Mike thuis i think

Times masturbated:365*80

I'd rather die again

Maybe the problem is the thought she thought

Shé a chipminks the dissent care

Seriously? If they're using an apostrophe in their contractions and speed set 2/3 phonics in their spellings with that much pencil control to form letters so accurately they'd be writing in smaller letters. I call bullshit.

Holy mother of tumblr, that isn't food. That's a weapon of death.

Shhhh. He’s clearly trying to show you where to go. Follow your spirit guide.

They spending all that money just to paint they floors and I’m over here doing everything I can just trying to pay my rent...

I thought the kitty just wanted cuddles.

Without

Because I don’t have a fast enough reaction time for when the dialogue is too quiet.