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Act like you didn't see this same shit on Twitter recently.

"Works..."

Einstein had 4 hour sleep schedule with 2 hours naps. So it's possible.

I'll take the 9-5 job thanks.
- Vanessa

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF TENACIOUS D... JB&KG: soulmates with 'tenac' and 'iousd' birthmarked on their asses since birth

But now I'm afraid to ask

Good!!!!! Guy!!!!!!!

A very small portion

What if someone does a number 2?

Around today o'clock

This is gonna be me in just a couple months.

Someone needs to lock that b*tch up! She's crazy af!!

Generations of inbreeding will do strange things.

I was born in '92 and I'm 25....

I had the phone, found it at a garage sale for $5 when landlines were still relevant.

Gee if only one of those billion people could innovate something beyond welfare fraud and then they go could enjoy success and the contentment that comes from contributing to the world.

This many years old

He ded

I got seriously scared the last person would scrape their leg on the side of the pool.

@granlobomalo Its much better now a days than in the "old days". We are free to give and receive love in whichever way we all want

this feels racist

Finally someone gets it right

Overrated...

captain here. Every personal different when it comes to how much sleep they need. I can easily function off 6-8 hours but my twin brother struggles with less than 9. It's part genetic, part diet, and part rhythm. Some people only need 4 hours to function fully (like Margaret Thatcher), basically it's luck of the draw but a good diet and regular sleep cycle also contribute
*flies away*

I legit thought that lady was Carrie Fisher

Plot twist: he confesses

Dimmsdale Columbine

Ah, the Detroit memes are finally leaking.

The cover was to protect the ground

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Capitan Canuk

good

i don't want to watch this now... I had to youtube the scene to see what was going on...i didn't know...tell me they all come back

Ah great, just what we need, a souped up mega killing animal for us to watch out for now

Interview? Is that the word you're looking for? Interview?

What is PRNDL ??

Simple ones like this make me smile

That look of no regret though

Uhm. Germany shouldn’t have opened up a second (eastern) front before suing for peace with Britain

Or how one guy completely fobs off his work and has his coworker do everything

Karma at its finest