''You have something in your teeth''

That awkward moment when you don't get a tattoo

plot twist, if your sm is blind you get brail

"I have a hat like that."

Soulmate Au? Am I supposed to know what that is?

"Oh hey"

"Yeah, um, the toilet was like that before I got here"

Or a really shitty pickup line

i've read a fanfic inspired by this post. it's as cute as you think it is

But what if its an insult. Like ur soulmate is precious but he/she is also a cursing sailor and the first time you bump into each other and they say something like "you stupid cunt you better watch where you're going or I'll put you in the fucking ground". Like.... Ur mum is changing you and she's constantly worried bc that entire sentence is sprawled on your back and she's really not looking forward to the idiot matched up with her child. Your dad is wondering how much of a psycho you're going to grow up to be to be matched up with someone who'd say that sort of thing. And you are busy wondering the kinds of ways you're gonna murder your boo for being rude and setting that up as their first sentence.

There is a soulmate au like this for Percy and nico in pretty sure.

What if jk Rowling sees your tattoo and that's how she gets the idea for it.

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF TENACIOUS D... JB&KG: soulmates with 'tenac' and 'iousd' birthmarked on their asses since birth

I know you mentioned this, but you need to keep in mind that not 100% of the people on Funsubstance have read/seen Harry Potter, or are not planning to. You need to spoiler-protect this stuff. Seriously.