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Know your GF 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Im sure you arent so great looking
Anyone for a Sportsman's Double? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm so down
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You look wonderful 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
From how slow and tired he sounds from singing it, I'd go with the latter.
Exploiting the youth 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I used to tell my mom if she got me a horse i would buy her a corvette.
Holy moly 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some might assume such person must be an atheist. Nah, atheists hold the Bible no greater than any other old book. This is what believers look and act like when they're certain about believing and going to hell. Imagining the Lord of hell will judge you makes you do insane things like eating sacred things and tattooing upside-down pentagrams on your face.
This is what a lost soul looks like. A lost soul that believes or at least wants you to fear them for their insane beliefs. I can't imagine an actual atheist going to this much trouble.. it's just not how we think.
For science! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What if I hate being hugd though
Checkmate 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow really?! Islam is instigating somewhere in the world? Look at my total lack of surprise...
This is a rock 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My fatass thought this was cake
Touch deeprived 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The fact that she got dick pics is sooooo sad, some people are pathetic
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To the iron bank ??? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The iron bank is actually really close to reality
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Know your GF 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who is she?
He meant like a piano 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hahh I love this
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Is this the face of a sad man? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is all I want..
She settled 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Idk I mean if you're happy together I wouldn't see it necessarily as a bad thing. Her standards could have been impossibly inrealistically high and by lowering them somewhat she was able to find a good guy that actually exists and wasn't meant to be compared to some imaginary fantasy man of perfection she'd always pictured. You could be the best for her. She just didn't seem to explain that with a lot of tact.
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Perfectly match 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You go gurl
I can't even draw a perfect stickman 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They don't. They may remember in vivid detail due to the emotional involvement the other guest mentioned. Those details are still prone to be wrong. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyewitness_memory
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A 23-foot replica of the Moon 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
where?
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Joaquin Phoenix's forehead face 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
u
Hackers for the people 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is the plot of Mr Robot! Such a cool show
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Typhoon is coming 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Believe in Jesus
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I can't even draw a perfect stickman 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Often when something traumatic or frightening happens, people remember very specific details that can replay or stick in their minds. Facial artists use that and a series of prompting questions to get the best picture
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Getty images is everywhere 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Little low.
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Battle of the century 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
omae mo shinderu! NANI?!
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First McDonalds in Moscow 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You would think they wouldn’t be in a hurry to lineup for food.
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Angry birds 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that thing for real? Modern day dinosaur. Yikes.
Steaks 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’ll start eating the vegetables if you’re not careful
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Ads are getting smarter.. And funnier 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
punker2706 its because the white guy in the middle and the 2 black guys on either side. Get it now? oreo? chocolate cookie with a white center?
to be honest it took me watching it like 3-4 times before i caught on...
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Why not just drink milk 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice post and all but "A cow must give birth to a calf every year to keep producing milk. ... Like humans, cows only produce milk after they have given birth, and dairy cows must give birth to one calf per year in order to continue producing milk. Typically they are artificially inseminated within three months of giving birth." (Google search) just think about it, cows milk was originally not for humans, just tiny newborns
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Eye of the beholder 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes. R.I.P my self esteem.
This is a rock 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you’re a geologist you might get to lick it.
Lick day science.
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Say no to racism 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Perhaps blue lives matter ... ?
Fandom Vs. Writers Cont... 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Эх, пол часа пыталась разглядеть эти гребаные бегущие надписи... Надо бы проверить зрение...
A wide man said. 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is true. That is why angels are often depicted in Renaissance art as androgynous.
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Please use your brain 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No. Write like a goddamn person or go fuck yourself. It's not my job to decode your idiocy and you bitching about it makes you an asshole and not a friend.
How I feel 50 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best feeling everrrr
Shower head 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
omg, i would so do that.
What the f*ck is a foxkin 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The otherkin are just weird.
But don't mock them.
They might turn into the LGBTQ community.
We will DRAG them, kicking and screaming, into the future 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because it's more secure than email, and faster than hand delivery (in most cases).
Don't get me wrong, I hate facsimile for it's lack of ease, but if you need to send something secure, in a way that can't potentially be hacked (medical info, documentation with PII/identification cards, sealed/private contracts) then faxing it is one of the best ways to do it.
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How to ask a girl out 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This seems creepy. The phrase "Now we're going to be together forever" would work just as well as "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Where do hamsters live? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wtf why was I thinking about this today
Igloo 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd live that
Ruthless geoffrey 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Savage intensifies
Sorry about the ribs though 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The gradient doesn’t stay constant from top to bottom it changes as you scroll so if you cut off a text scroll and take another screenshot this is exactly what it would look like
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This is a rock 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I thought it was cake! Heh heh heh... I’ll just keep sitting here on my rear end, thinking of food... nothing to see here.....
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Well...He is not my 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Donald trump is not my mom
This cabin in Lapland, Finland 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't recall glass being a very good insulater. How much to heat? How bad does it fog up?
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Give this man a job! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
thats so sad
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Talking to the vent 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
it might be I.T
A true Jedi 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jesus has owned this meme for +2000 years now and there where probably others before him.
On another note I am not fully aware of the situation but because this young man has now become a internet Rockstar recently I do hope he realizes there is a time to be passive as well as a time to be assertive. With both words and actions. This spotlight seems to me like it could encourage passive behavior for the rest of his life which might hurt him more in the long run.
Also any news on the bully? I am going to go ahead and bet 10 bucks his friends have all left him, and he has had to now go to a different School to escape the new bullying he now has to endure. Perhaps before and after this story blew up the bully was the real victum here and the poor kid is just collateral.
My thoughts and prayers go out to you bully, wherever you are now. I hope you can still know peace and happiness in your life
Better with special effects 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*insert dramatic "immigration song" in the background*