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Bill Gates be like 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*takes 200 $1 bills*
*takes 1 $100 bill*
*makes stack, looks rich*
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How not to be friend zoned 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't think people expect shit. I think people don't want to have a crush on a girl for several years and have to watch her fall in "love" with other guys who proceed to treat her like crap, even though you're a a good guy and would treat her the way she deserves and actually care about her, not a piece of ass.
That is what the friend zone is, so chill out. People do use it too much, but plenty of people ARE stuck in one.
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Tumblr Comp 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Why do porn websites have a +1 button i don't want everyone to know i actually use google plus"
omg lmao that was genuinely humorous :)
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Weed 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry guys, but marijuana has recently been linked to a very serious heart problem which is most prevalent in young people who use the substance. I don't give a rats ass what you guys do, I know plenty of people who do it and they're cool people, but it's not as safe as you all like to pretend and/or believe.
But… it's an xbox… 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So, you would get an Xbox One and Grand Theft Auto 5 so you can stare at them? They aren't the least bit compatible..
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Just don't stop speaking 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I didn't and I've seen plenty of his movies.
Just don't stop speaking 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks he is overrated? All of the memes about his voice just make me like him less, too..
Uni 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Military time" is called the 24 hour clock, not "military time" lol
That's why it's 1500 or 3 P.M., 0800 or 8 A.M., 2359 or 11:59 P.M.
Uni 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
US population: ---------------------, ~314 million
UK population: ------, ~63 million
Scotland population: --, ~5 million
Let's take an educated guess as to why the other two can give cheap and free schooling
Awesome Tattoo 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Waiting awhile? Have fun for the next 6+ years on last gen.. Pretty stupid reasoning to wait THAT long. imo.. I can understand 1 or 2 years, but the life of the PS3/360 isn't over yet and won't be for a LONG time.
To clear this up 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Every time my brother says this, I want to punch him in the throat. So damn stupid and annoying.
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Miss the 90s 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Because people born in like 1990-92 need an excuse to make fun of people because they are 3-5 years older, lol.
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I am fangirling so hard!! 28 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It is happening. They are officially working on a second one and have been for some time now.
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A Canadian myth I say.... 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Probably from Quebec. They're dicks in my experience.
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Jew fuhrious ? 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I would like to have this simply because it's a part of history. I in no way agree with the Nazi's and I find what they did 100% atrocious, I'm also not Jewish so it doesn't really offend me, but this is an important part of history.
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This guy is my hero 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"alpha as fuck" I love this.
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Yo mother so ugly 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I can't even make a comeback that good..
Poor dog 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dogs can see yellow's and blue's. Our TV would just look like yellow, blue and grey to them.
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Tables have turned 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, but if a woman or man gets drunk and, in a drunken state, consents, that's their own damn fault.
The Most Popular Drunk Foods Around The World... 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Real ramen is frikkin good
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Top gear is best gear 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
All other Top Gears suck. UK Top Gear and BBC ftw :)
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New colors? 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dime Green
Agumon, use Giga Drain 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
At least they didn't send Yu-Gi-Oh monsters..
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No offence meant to gays at all :) 32 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's a joke. Chill out. Not everything is intended to be mean.
Feels inbound 41 comments
guest · 8 years ago
WHY IS THIS BACK I JUST FINISHED CRYING DAMNIT
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Don't like to get interrupted 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I agree though, a penis always ruins that kind of porn for me
Everyone should boycott Spiderman 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is a terrible idea. Besides, if it was really needed, they would have worked with Sony/Columbia pictures to license him in.
Not quite sure how to bring this up with my parents 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, don't say anything. They might take it back lol
Jennifer Lawrence playing with herself 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She probably posted this so we can be disappointed but get a good laugh lol
Good memories or not? 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It was worth it if it meant I could watch The Lion King or The Fox and the Hound again :) My mom did buy me an auto-rewinder, though. That was the coolest thing to me back then
Hard turns 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's amazing, they make jokes like this ALL THE TIME and people STILL say the American version is better. 2 of the three don't know squat about cars, to begin with! To be honest, I don't even think they are funny, even when they try to be.
They thought no one would notice 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Everyone knows he is buried under the Giant's stadium. Duh *sarcasm* lol
Ketchup fountain 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Maybe it chills the ketchup? That'd be cool! Imagine that at a cookout on the 4th of July! :D
Genocide, did you make this mess? 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Getting a random boner in school- "Ha! Swigity Swoner has a boner!"
xD supernatural 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The entire cast of Supernatural is wonderful :) I loved the "real life" episode where he kept posting to twitter! XD
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Freedom angels 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Looking at it closer, some are live and some aren't
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Freedom angels 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, they are munitions. Shell casings is the piece of brass after being fired. From what I see, they look live. However, thanks for knowing the difference between brass and bullets! Not many seem to! :)
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Think it twice before you cheat 37 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Might have had a 3-way or something? Would that justify as one time?
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Think it twice before you cheat 37 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Was going to make a comment to say she is a jerk and this was too far. Has already been done several times.
The ONLY way I view this as OK is if YOU paid for it.
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Mmm b*tch plz 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Black girl with blue contacts? Bitch, stop it. You look like a PS4.
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No offence meant to gays at all :) 32 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*sunglasses*
Literally
Scott 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Honestly, I think this is pretty mean. Just seems too soon to make humor out of it like that. Still, it's pretty funny
Even Though They Missed A Few, I'd Still Give Them An 'A' For Awesomeness... 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't feel bad, I'd bet 3/4 people don't know that much. I only really know the major cities, and not even nearly as many as them. I also couldn't label most of them, either lol
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Celebrities hanging out together: 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Chuck and Bruce were in a few movies with one another, so that was probably on set or something
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Shagtastic 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What has changed is that most cartoons these days seem to be very stupid.
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At least you waited until you were home 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I did this with poop. It makes you look sick if you hold it forever because you get goosebumps and get cold sweats
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Crazy when you think about this 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Surface area
Besides, first off, this is reposted. I've known this for 3 years, people on the internet need to catch up.. Stuff always gets posted and featured WAY after the fact..
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Right in the Feels 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I am an extremely anti-crying type of guy, but that damn series of episodes made me very, very upset. It sucked because you knew it was coming for several episodes, but still weren't prepared for it.
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WHAT?!?! 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
People didn't know this? I swear, everyone on the internet finds out about things on a 5+ month delay
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How to use a gun 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
good call lol