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I didn't pay to hear your kid scream 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The place you're thinking of is the restroom in the lobby.
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Did nazi it coming 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mein goodness.
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Come find out 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wouldn't go, sounds like vegetarians trying to convince me of something.
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somewhere in India 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So let me get this straight, an expedition has officials finding a pit, they now avoid the pit and won't investigate, but the expedition ends with them covered in chunky blood and officials go to investigate. This story is filled with stupid paradoxes. If you're going to make the Zoroastrians looks like creepy ghouls, at least put some effort into it.
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Portable desk for 3rd world countries 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It really should be made of corrugated plastic, not cardboard.
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Where are they now? Youtube/Meme Edition 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A lot of people belive it's a sliding scale, he just found a better piece of ass.
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That is terrifying 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's the water table, the natural water level that exists underground. The only way it can overflow is during a major storm, but then you'll have bigger things to worry about, like flash floods.
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Truth about superman 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As long as the German writers add diarrhea, it will be realistic.
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Omg xD 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's a picture of a woman, fun times all around.
f*ck batman 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He should first understand Batman. Batman came from a time when all there could be found was corruption and crime with only the very rich, who were corrupted, not feeling the terror of it. Batman is rich and he cares about the little people, something that went against everything it was to be rich (back then (maybe now)). He's out there risking his life so that others will have a chance to live theirs. Batman is such an inspiration that his story and adventures are still being told to this day. He reminds us that no matter how powerful we become, we still have a duty to protect our fellow man. Pigtails need to remember that Batman is not him and he is not Batman. Batman is living his calling, pigtails needs to live out his own. Even I know how important the role of Batman is and I'm not a fan of his at all (as a fictional character).
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Too often 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For some reason, my first thought was you eating a blackberry phone with a giant cockroach on it.
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The cost of healthcare in america 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know where you're getting your information from A Brit, but we (Americans) go to the hospital when we are stabbed. There is no way of knowing if vital organs were hit or not, you can still die from internal bleeding and lets not even get into the inevitable infection that will result. We might not go if we have been sliced and the wound isn't deep and not really bleeding, but a stab will send any conscious American to the ER (if you've you been left for dead in an alley, that's a different story).
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The best kind of friend 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If the friend could stop the helmet with one hand, there was not enough force to do any damage if the friend wasn't there.
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Pink and yellow moth (I think?). Lincoln for scale 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a rosy maple moth.
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Why was I not taught this?! 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In America it's spelt with an A except when used as a last name, then it's however the person spells it.
Everyone should know about this guy 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Other countries are not contributing now. We do have the strongest military, but we are not strong so everyone else can have an excuse to be weak, we are strong because we don't ever want to be the victim ever again. I know ask, what's the rest of the worlds excuse?
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We are all the same 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I just like the sound my robot hand makes.
Religions are like hats 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Religions are NOT like hats, they are a way of life for most people. Stop trivializing something you don't seem to understand, it just shows what a fool you are when it comes to how the world and human faith works.
Let the college notes war begin 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't think he ment he put 4 pages on one page. A paper can only hold so much readible information before it's too hard to see. I can put 10 pages on one page, but that would be useless, just like putting 4 pages on one page, you would print out the extra pages so you don't stress your eyes. I think he's saying that's how many ASSIGNMENTS (exercises) he had, at 2 sheets of notes for each assignment, each sheet printed on front and back, that's a lot of assignments he had to do to make that many binders.
Butcher shop 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How would you even cook that? The gummies will become bits of black teeth shatterers by the time you cook the pork to a safe level. If baking, the gummies will melt and burn making it taste like burning trash.
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Take me down to the vatican city 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You can't go down there, but you can ask to see a specific document that you can only read or copy by hand, no photos or copymachines. And it must be a specific document, no searching by "anything you have on this" is allowed.
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Take me down to the vatican city 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If that "leak" were true, everyone would be preaching it. As for it's hidden because people could claim they are the messiah is bunk, people still claim they are Christ to this day. It's the number one identity people take when they have a break from reality, e.g. schizophrenia and other mental disorders.
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Take me down to the vatican city 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's their property, they can do whatever they want with it.
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Seems like my kind of fairytale. 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did you guys hear? Grumpy Cat has a movie in the works. I forget what it's about, but there's a 12yo that can talk to Grumpy Cat. Sounds dumb, but I'll still like to see it.
You had one job, Robin. 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Does Robin have earings?
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Everyone should know about this guy 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
FDR, like all of America, didn't believe concentration camps existed, humans couldn't possibly be that evil, that's why the railroad lines weren't bombed. We were at war then, we are NOT at war now, it is NOT the USAs job to fight other countries battles for them. You're not asking for the United States to end the threat that is North Korea, you're asking the United States to die for your beliefs when that's something you're not even willing to do.
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Everyone should know about this guy 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
People want to blame America for not doing anything because it's easier to want faceless Americans to go die before themselves. All it is is cowards being cowards.
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Everyone should know about this guy 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The United States is NOT the worlds police. The only reason the US looks bad by not doing anything is because people need someone to blame when they don't want to risk their own lives and want an American to die in their place. No country has asked us for help while fighting a war with North Korea for almost 50 years, but everyone seems like they want America to start the war instead. That would make us no better than Nazi Germany, doling out our justice to the tune of millons of lost lives. Afghanistan anyone? Fight your own fuckinig battles, or at least start fighting them before you cry-baby bitch that America is worrying to much about their own problems. At least England had the brass balls to start fighting the Nazis before asking America for help, why are you asking for American deaths when you're just playing God from the safety of your home?
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As A Christian.... I Can Agree That Some Of Us Act Like This 48 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Christians and catholics are two different faiths, as far apart as zoroastrianism and hinduism. Chrisians know that the pope is just a man, Mary was just a woman, and the only way into heaven is through Jesus Christ. Catholics believe the opposite. This and many other reasons prove christians and catholics are completely different religons.
As A Christian.... I Can Agree That Some Of Us Act Like This 48 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hitler wouldn't have "might've gone to heaven", he would have gone to heaven. The answer no one knows is if he did ask for forgivness before offing himself. I'm guessing no, but only God knows if he did.
Radiation 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Radiation doesn't make you glow, it makes you die a horrible death.
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Because everything is possible 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
These events are simply for countries to strut around and show the world how good they are, but it costs billions of dollars that will never be made back to do so. It's like showing off some very expensive flowers in your front yard while the entire inside of your house is filled with crackheads and feces. Ain't nobody going to want to go inside and when the flowers die out, everyone goes home leaving you with just a huge bill and a crackhead feces house or AKA Brazil.
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Disney fact comp 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Kimba the white lion.
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As A Christian.... I Can Agree That Some Of Us Act Like This 48 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Isaiah 14:12 (NIV) How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! (The KJV refers to Lucifer directly)
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As A Christian.... I Can Agree That Some Of Us Act Like This 48 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A whole lot of cultures actually believe(d) that being left-handed is evil. A whole lot of cultures also believed that getting your picture taken stole your soul, so there's that too...
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They were what? 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn it, you're right. They didn't invent the birth control pill, but were hugely into birth control (i.e. abortions and sterilizations), it just got mixed up in my head.
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Blogger stressed from fame 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's like Smith or Lopez, it's just extremely wide spread and has nothing to do with being popular.
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Most accurate description on how the world works 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not a federal law, just a bunch of state and county laws. However it is federal law that if you pay to enter into a place (movies, theme parks, etc.), there must be so many working drinking fountains and bathrooms available based on amount of people the venue can hold. Where you don't have to pay (malls and such), only bathrooms are required if the number of total maxumim patrons goes above a certain amount. Drinking fountains are usually added in for customer convenience. In both instances, the number of bathrooms is based on building codes.
Secret Signals 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thumbs-up, you're thinking of thumbs-up.
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Little future frank lloyd wright 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Frank Lloyd Wright belived that designs should only be simple and harmonious or should not exist at all. This structure's not bad, but you insult Frank Lloyd Wright by comparing his work to something he would have hated.
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World cup for some people 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Welfare is very easy to get in America, pride is the main reason people won't get it.
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They were what? 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Nazis also created birth control pills by doing horrible experiments on concentration camp females. I don't see you ass-hats getting pissy about that.
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A true overly manly man 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
First off, the pro bmx rider has no arm tattoos, and second, here's the snopes page proving this is real: http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/heben.asp
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X-Men 2 Facts 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Isn't Nightcrawler a christian? Or at least a monk?
When a woman is attracted to a man 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Girls talk in a higher voice when they want to sound nice, AKA the fake voice. Every girl has one and it's not always used around guy they like, it's used mainley around strangers they want to make a good impression with. Listen to a girl behind a counter then hear her (without her knowing) when she gets off work, she will not be talking in the same sweet voice.
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How not to online date 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The backwards one asks her out then calls her stupid, whats not to love?
Instagram vs real life 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But in both versions, Meg is still considered ugly!
Tipping is such an interesting topic 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This reminds me of the actor that left a signed headshot for a tip. If you're not going to tip, don't tip, just don't think you're doing everyone a favor by giving something other than money.
Brownies 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is one of them covered in popcorn? That's just wrong.
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Best car accident escape ever! Hidden Kung Fu masters are everywhere in China 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a palanquin, the man running was pulling it until car came and killed his passengers.