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Shoes 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's walking funny because she thinks her feet are stuck in something. Do it too often though and she'll get used to them.
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If bees go extinct 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You would still have all these fruits, farmers would just have to pay someone to pollinate the flowers by hand. That's what they do in parts of China where the overuse of pesticides has killed off all insect pollinaters. Fruit would be about 10-15% more expensive, but you'll still have fruit to eat even if all bees were gone. I'm not saying screw the bees, but let's be realistic here. Side note: Tomatoes are self-pollinating.
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Looks about rigth 84 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And Ephesians 5:22 does say for wive to submit, but Ephesians 5:25 says "Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her" and 5:28, "In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself." And many men in the Bible have done horrible things, don't just single out Delilah as evil. Please actually read the Bible before you try to quote it.
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Looks about rigth 84 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Abigailhobbs, if you're going to quote the Bible, don't cherry-pick. Eve did eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil (apples were never mentioned) and got punished for it; having to experience childbirth pains and having to submit to her husband because she refused to submit to God. Adam also got punished and now has to work hard for everything and also has to take care of his wife because he listened to her over God. Most men still blame Eve for the first sin of man though (and they are wrong, if Adam put God first, he wouldn't have been punished, but he didn't so he was. It was Adam's own fault for disobeying God).
It's insane in the membrane 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The egg could also be old, old eggs can have dehydrated membranes that won't split easily. Don't eat old eggs though, they can carry disease.
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Maybe we should buy a rice cooker 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As someone who often cooks rice in a pot, if you cook too much rice, it will spill over out of the top of the pot not make a tower of rice. The OP just overcooked some rice, tried to dump it out like pasta but got a solid gelatinous mass instead and took a picture just before releasing the giant lump from the pot. That's all that's happening here.
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Play it cool... 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I love you Brock Samson! *random henchman.
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Facts about the QWERTY Keyboard 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Qwerty layout wasn't to stop paper jams, it was to stop the actual keys from jamming up, which ment the typist had to stop and physically unhook them. Get your facts striaght.
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Repost but found it funny :) 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, it is defacing. You're not allowed to mark bills at all. I worked at a bank and we had to take these out of circulation so they could be destroyed and new ones sent out. It costs about eight cents to print a new bill and it does add up. Where's george can't be prosecuted but by marking bills, you reduce the lifespan of the bill and increase the amount of money it costs to keep clean bills in circulation.
Female cosplay awesomeness 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Look at her body, man. You can't confuse that.
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Eat it 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This can only be better if the title was That's what she said.
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True. 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bitter much?
The greatest battle of all time 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Rainbows are an illusion and lightning can kill you, but you can eat Nyan Cat and he would be delicious. Truly a draw.
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Meet masako mizutani 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's really amazing is that she has two children, which I assume both look older then her.
As someone with braces, I get this a lot 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Damn trees!
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What was the architect thinking? 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Reminds me of Spirited Away.
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Cartoon logic > every other logic 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The turtles have different colored masks so you can tell them easily apart.
Introducing water to guinea pigs 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My guinea pig loved swiming in my german shepherd's water dish. I had to end up buying two water dishes because my dog was scared of my guinea pig.
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An experiment with photosynthesis 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It takes an average of 8 40+ foot tall trees to keep a single human breathing. Yes rats are much smaller, but so is the plant in the experiment and there's also only one plant. Long experiment short, the rat with the plant would only be alive minutes longer then the alone rat.
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Check before you Shrek 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's like reading a mad man's journal.
The very definition of disaster 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Calm down, the price is still the same and it makes women feel more comfortable about buying it.
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Work intelligently 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Reminds me of this quote: “Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy; and he that riseth late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night; while laziness travels so slowly, that poverty soon overtakes him.”
― Benjamin Franklin
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This guy is a f*cking champion 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was once in a hospital for a week and couldn't keep anything down. I wasn't given a liquid diet because I was so big and when I was released a week later, I had lost 36 pounds. Yes it was a starvation "diet" and no I wouldn't do it again, but you will lose weight if the energy taken in is lower than the enery put out. There is no excuse people.
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Helping a lioness 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
African governments do not allow the patching up of animals unless the damage was caused by humans because otherwise it can disrupt the flow of nature. Something to think about.
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As a practical guy, I wonder how difficult it would be to keep this clean 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think this is a cry for help. First guest, you do have the power to stop paying for "personal company"!
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insert title 63 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When I first tasted licorice, I thought someone played a prank on me. I still think so when I see people eating it.
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Why your nipples exist 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If adult men are lactating it's because of a huge hormonal imbalance that's usually the sign of cancer. Men have nipples because nipples develop before the genitals do, so both genders get born with them.
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Why your nipples exist 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thank you! And the reason girls have clits is because it would grow to be the penis if she was a he. Also, *nipples, sorry.
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You just never know 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I hope you're talking about eating moldy bread, because Egyptians didn't, they used it as a poultice. Eating it would have made it ineffective. Crocodile dung as a birth control in ancient Egypt is widely known, there's even an article about it on Yale's website.
http://www.yale.edu/ynhti/curriculum/units/1982/6/82.06.03.x.html
Egyptians worship dung and used it as a base in just about everything.
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How ingrown toenails happen 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Twas before my time friend, but thank you.
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Putting on chapstick 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You're thinking of stearic acid which will gently remove the skin on your lips. It will NOT make your lips more chapped so you will buy more because there simply isn't enough to do so. Stearic acid can be found in almost any beauty treatment, from lotion to eye cream. You never hear about lotion drying out your skin, yet it's the exact same principle as chapstick. The difference is that your saliva (which is close to your lips) has enzymes that are actually eating away at your lips, making them chapped. When you remove the protective layer of thick crusty skin with chapstick, the enzymes can work more easily to eat away at your lips. It's your saliva that makes your lips chapped. Chapstick makes the skin softer by removing the damaged skin layer and replacing it with a waxy layer to repel the enzymes. If you keep licking your lips and don't put on chapstick often enough, your lips will seem to be more chapped, even though chapstick is NOT the reason why, it's your constant lip licking.
You can see the betrayal in his eyes 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is he wearing a Domino's delivery shirt?
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Teletubbies 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Quentin Tarantino, Alanis Morissette, "Jack Bauer" and I think a squished Brad Pitt are there too.
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You just never know 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They also used crocodile dung as a contraceptive. You're also welcome.
How ingrown toenails happen 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My great-great-uncle was using a razor blade to cut out his ingrown toenail, sliced his skin and died a week later from gangrene. My grandma would always tell me this when ever I used a knife (never on my toes).
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Plot Twist 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Try saying that after you see The Croods, that movie was horrible.
Putting on chapstick 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Use Nivea chapstick, it's like pouring cool water on your lips.
Putting on chapstick 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Chapstick is NOT made to chap your lips, it moisturizes the damaged skin until it falls off, revealing healthy skin in it's place. That's why it seems it's making your lips chapped, but it's only removing the damage that was there. Use it long and often enough and your lips will never be chapped again, the exact opposite of what you are saying.
Pizza burger madness 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Being Italian doesn't give you special pizza judging powers, so fuck off.
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The Man In The Snow 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's the murder's reflection, had to read it twice to get it.
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Doing a group activity 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was the smart kid, but I also like to watch the world burn. In group projects, I would wait until the day before it's due, sit back and tell the group that I will tell the teacher I did all the work, but the idiots in my group lost it. I then watch them scramble trying to do the project. The teacher will always believe the smart kid and I would just have to do a side assignment (which I already prepared) while the rest of the group failed. I wasn't put in the group so I could do your work for you, assholes.
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stay strong!! 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
All problems are real, but some problems are really devastating. I will not back off from my statement that a website called "JustGirlyThings" will not give you solutions to that which has destroyed you. Talking to friends is nice, but talking to a professional is always better, "JustGirlyThings" is nice, but there are bigger problems then that which they present.
I can relate to this. 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or when they reveal something horrible just to see what your reaction is.
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Sharks 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They love the smell of blood, blood means food, it doesn't matter where the blood comes from.
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stay strong!! 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The reason for this post is that you're not allowed to complain about your girly problems when young children are realizing they will never see their parent agian. If you do have real problems, then please find emotional reassurance on a website not called "JustGirlyThings".
stay strong!! 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It goes to the spouse first unless the spouse allows another family member to receive it. The mom also could have been in jail.
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X-Ray of 800 pound man 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
X-rays also don't give you topographical lines.
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I know that feel bro 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Venom is not really a parasite, his relationship more symbiotic with possessive overtones.
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