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They're not rating, they're comparing.

It's her ponytail flipping up from behind her head. They are jumping after all.

Uh, they live in the rivers found in the savannah.
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That does sound pretty hot.

Guest, go read the bible. Done yet? Good, now you know that unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior and believe that he died in your place and rose again so that you shall not perish but have everlasting life, you will go to hell. If you never knew about God, you're going to hell, no ifs, ands or buts. This is the very core belief of christians and that's why we are always asking people if they know about God, so we can tell them about Jesus and what he's done for us all, so they too can accept him as their personal savior. If you believe Jesus is crap and christians are liars, that's OK, because we act on faith and are obedient when the Bible tells us to be fishers of men. That's fishers, not hunters, that's what some christians get confused with. And there's only one way into Heaven, that's Jesus. There are no "good moral decisions" that will cause you to "not be judged so harshly." What you're saying is not found in the Bible and therefore is a lie.

When my cousin was pregnant, she was all like, I'm gonna have a 100% natural birth because blah, blah, blah are bad for the baby. When she went into labor, she was screaming and nearly tore her husbands arm off because she was hysterical from the pain. Asked if she wanted something for the pain, her husband said no because it was really bad for the baby, or at least he tried to because my cousin screamed out, "FUCK THE BABY!" An epidural and many vaccinations later, they are a happy, heathy family.

I also have very straight hair past my waist and if I don't tie a braid before I go to bed, I will wake up with a bird's nest on my head. Some people are just lucky, I guess.

I get sleep paralysis too, and thankfully not very often. I don't dream someones on top of me, but that my room is filling with water and I'm tied to the bed. It's so damn real, I can feel the water flow all around me and cover my body and face. I hold my breath as the water continues to rise to the ceiling, struggling hoplessly against my ropes. It's so fucking cold and I can feel the ropes digging into my wrists and ankles. I usually wake up gasping for air because I was really holding my breath. And no, I don't get them because I peed the bed or get tangled in my blankets. They're just nightmares that happen and I hate them.

It's a story about a family trying to survive and live a normal life despite their situations. I'm not a fan of family dramas at all, but What's Eating Gilbert Grape is worth watching more then once.

Were your first human words, "Have some spaghetti"? What an awesome way to show you can talk.

All that can be said is that homosexuals have very low reproductive rates, even if you include closeted ones, so how come there are more now (percentage wise) than 20 years ago? More now than 10 years ago? Hell, more self-identified today than last year. Because it's a choice, not genetics. If it were genetics, the "gay-gene" would have died out before it had a chance to be passed on. Not wanting to have sex with the opposite sex will do that. Even "closeted" gays have a hard time reproducing with the opposite sex. If all people with blue eyes had one child (of any eye color) for every hundred blue-eyed people alive, blue-eyes soon would be a thing of the past. Because having blue eyes is not a choice, so it has to be passed genetically on to increase in number. The exact opposite of homosexuals, their numbers (percentage wise) are increasing even though they have very low reproductive rates, even if you include closeted gays. It's because being gay is a choice. Science don't lie.

Unless they got a stand-by fake number.

Not water, it'll taste like already eaten gummies. Use juice, different flavors for the different colors.

They're laughing at their friends level of denial.

She also has a lot of huge water droplets for someone alive. I say that because this type of water pooling would only happen on leather. Human skin is too full of oils and the like that are constantly leaking out and water is constantly being asorbed in to allow water droplets to stay still like this. Not to mention the subtle movements (breathing, heart beating) that would cause the water to stream down her naked skin.

I don't think he was being punny, he's just an idiot.

Bullet-proof glass is very thick and you can see the layers if looking at the side. Plexiglass is also very thick. It could be plastic, but it's (again) not thick enough to hold it's shape if plastic. I'm positive this is just glass, and therefore a molotov waiting to kill you. And people make all kinds of illegal mods to their bikes, so it wouldn't suprise me if this person was just driving around in his deathtrap.

I just want to know how he blows his nose.

Twin chicks hatching from the same egg is not possible. They would outgrow the space inside the egg before being fully developed, causing the egg to burst and killing the chicks. But they would probably suffocate before then, an egg is only made to allow enough air in for one chick, not two.

First guest, don't be a fucking moron. The yolks are for feeding the chick and two yolks means more food for baby. All turkey eggs have two yolks and only one chick eats both. Sometimes a chicken egg will be layed with two, that doesn't mean it's old and unsafe to eat, only it has two yolks instead of one.

Sing it sister!

What if you have sex with your husband...while your other husband watches?

Oh lumpy...

Or at least rats.

He's legally retarded.

Dammit guest, you're making Californians look bad! We have the almost the best, if not the best, earthquake resistant buildings and structures in the world. If that screen was in California, I guarantee that the very best technology humanly possible will be holding it up against earthquakes. Learn more about where you come from before you start spouting off your baseless fears.

Ok, give me your address and I'll make sure you live there.

If you really want to fake your death, leave behind one of your limbs in an explosion or fire. It will be assumed that you died and all that's left of you is a arm or leg. It must be a whole limb too and make sure it's your own limb, DNA testing will be done on it. Using blood only for a fake death won't make it absolute in the eyes of the law. If you're missing in America for two years with evidence that you died, or seven years overseas, you will be declared dead, but your family will not get any insurance money (no body, no money) and the courts will tie up all your assets with red tape. But with a limb, it's almost a slam dunk that you will be pronounced DOA.

Most of that bacteria is living in your gut, breaking down your food for you so you can get all the nummies out of it. Good guy bacteria.

I don't like kids, but I sure as hell don't hate them. Hate is a very strong word, akin to wishing they were all dead. What's wrong with you first guest?

That's why men with a low sperm count very rarely get a woman pregnant. Too few sperm to break down the egg's barrier.

Thay are not as good as they sound. Right out of the package, they're thick, gummy and almost flavorless. Out of the toaster, they are thick, sticky and taste like stale peanuts.

You have to have abnormally long arms or short torso for this to work. Most people will be unable to do this.

We may never know how evil the panda really is.

You don't play with your wife, you get the job done.

It's psychic, the panda knew she was going to fall and turned to watch her tumble.

Probably college because they don't believe in omens and superstition, but in facts.

They used to burn everyone for everything, not just because you might be gay. Don't make history seem like it only picked on gays.

When Wonka pulls Mike Teavee's hair, that was Gene Wilder ad-libbing and really pulling out a chunk of the child actor's hair. That's why the kid looks at Wilder like 'what the hell?'

I used to be like you mynameaintfred. Switch to non-fictioin books on topics that you find interesting, they just might reignite your love of reading. I haven't read a fiction book in almost 10 years, but have been reading non-fiction for the last 5 years at 3-4 a month and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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