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What. THE FUCK?

Truest thing I've seen on this website

Ur mum gey
Lol

How about you go to the gym and get in shape.
*gasps*

Vuly wtf

I'm glad we have people like this in the world.

MEEEE

Ayyy lmao who's here in 2017

O YES BITCH OH MY FUCKIN GOD YES

The fact that this says “when I can’t shoot people”. Li,e when r u allowed to shoot people on a regular basis?

Boi how can they tell how fast he was running, like the distance between his steps??? For all we know he was taking giant slow steps like Indiana Jones when he is on one of those puzzles on the floor.

I’m a pharah or gengi main but I don’t mind going mercy another healer.... not moira

Just notice how many times either ‘da’ or ‘dat’ was said in this post. Overall great story tho

My dad was in a car crash, and if he had been wearing the seatbelt his head would have been crushed.

I ACTUALLY DO THIS WALKING HOME WTF

Or the child starts chewing on it

My money's on Oliver

In blueray^

Jokes on u I'm tall

MORE UPDOOT

A Royale with cheese

I would let children go ahead, because they are the future and have a full life ahead of them, but if men and women are equal, I would not give up my spot for a woman.

Us here in California appreciate being part of the USA

Who the hell puts cheese on toast

*facepalm*

Fuck, not only is dimmer back but he's posting joker memes

Tanis

The rapunzel one looks like a pretty girl with a pixie cut and a hipster dude.

How do u pronounce that emoji I don't understand

I object. Boys can be cheerleaders. If any of u male people want to be a cheerleader any team would love have you. Lol idk why everyone says u can't especially competitive cheer u will get all the girls.

will this cure my insomnia

Ur my only hope

Usually something like this is sarcastic and she's being kidnapped but if it really is a man saving a woman from committing suicide then yay.

forget the girl marry the sword

Practice what you preach

Source?

I shall call him squishy and hell be shall be my squishy

Think about the people who dont have internet and be happy about what you have. I hope one day youll find the means to travel for real though

An addiction can only be called so if the substance your taking does not have any productive way or usage in your organsim. The human body is mostly made out of liquid and basic cell function is dependent on it. It also has no neurological reactions like real drugs that make you crave it for the hormonal pleasure or negative repercussions for your body. Ergo not a drug

We know cause vibration can be felt as well fyi

Yes she was kinda annoying but arent all teenagers? She didnt hurt anybody why would you throw her out because of this? D**k move

true

Fuck Germany.