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American public education system in a nutshell 72 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I remember my friend got in trouble for doodling during class...he was taking notes in Japanese.
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How Much I Have To Pee Throughout A Movie 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can't even drink ANYTHING during the movie or I'll be pissing the whole time.
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How Much I Have To Pee Throughout A Movie 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mine graph would like more like a giant increase in need right before the giant climactic battle scene where the enemy turns out to his father or something like that.
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Damn kids 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Jesus, what rich high school do you go to that you have a weather broadcast? We were lucky to get yearbooks made!
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Finally 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ya cause the international court of justice is so effective at keeping their laws. lol just reminds me of Team America: Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else...
Kim Jong-il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you... And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
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How they look 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But your point has nothing to do with how they are also a terrorist organization and enemies of the united states. Do you really think we should just leave them alone?
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Whattttt? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ya I did know that, it still doesn't affect the story at all.
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Whattttt? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh snap.
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It's hard to be happy and smart 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, that just means people need to do more self reflection. Once you find out what makes you happy, it's VERY easy to be happy.
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Whattttt? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I couldn't believe it because it didn't fucking matter. Who gives a crap what his sexuality was, it had absolutely no bearing on the story whatsoever.
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It's hard to be happy and smart 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I beg to differ. I believe that it's easy to have fun and be smart. (And don't even try to pull the ole "well, you're not really smart then.")
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Just like us 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt!!!!!!!????? Mind=blown!
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Faltumn
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
H.W. Fowler wrote, "Fall is better on the merits than autumn, in every way: it is short, Saxon (like the other three season names), picturesque; it reveals its derivation to every one who uses it, not to the scholar only, like autumn."
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm fairly certain that Latin came before French.
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So I want this.....like a lot! 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ooooooooooohhhhhhh! Better idea, make that into a bookcase/doorway into a bigger room! Then it'll be bigger on the inside! Doubly bigger if the room is filled with books! And pillows!
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It's not just a tree 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Now, now, now, how do we KNOW that tree was cut down by a human? It could've been a beaver with a chainsaw for all we know!
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British problems 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't understand how girls could fail at that? Boil water, add tea.
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You prolly a hoe 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Downvote me all you want, doesn't make it any less true.
Sometimes I feel like the only one 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I am here for you.
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If you're a tom then sorry. That's my personal opinion 46 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well strictly speaking, there are ethically/morally wrong (wrong meaning bad/hateful/negative) opinions.
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Management logic 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
60 hrs/week, minimal pay, no benefits.
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You prolly a hoe 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, that doesn't make them a hoe. It makes them a tease!
The Real Dangers of Marijuana 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not if you grow it yourself!
ladies, 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Believe it or not, most guys that get "friendzoned" are too dumb to even REALIZE they're in the friendzone. I definitely agree, that guys who label themselves as "friendzoned" were just trying to get laid, but those other dumb guys genuinely believe that doing all those nice things will get them a girlfriend/life partner, not just sexed up.
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The New York Post reported the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian wedding perfectly 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You're supposed to explain it like Zazu!
And Still Not As Big As a Blue Whale 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's just a big great white shark.
Amazing breakfast 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, that's entirely too much work for sex.
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Alternative art 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That UP! hit me right in my heartstrings.
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Mother of God... 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That was the best game of snake I've ever seen.
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Voldemort is not bright 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh the pitfalls of being a megalomaniac.
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Let's compare, who wore it better? 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is her forehead supposed to have that weird bump? Never noticed that before.
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Incredible for camping 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wonder how fast my fat ass would break that?
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Crazy. 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's not really true. A lot of people with severe mental illness know that something is wrong, but they can't control it.
Supporting mom and dad 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that professor Trelawney?
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The trinity abbey in france 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think they means "aliens"
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Pop quiz time: 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Doctor certainly wouldn't. :)
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Pop quiz time: 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or fast forward. ;)
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You got caught. You just never knew 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At least you didn't have your mom burst in on you mid stroke and have to close the laptop real fast and pretend like you just startled and that's why you jumped up all the sudden.
Certified suicide expert 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
and that's why they won't miss any of them.
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Truth 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Our clothes are also ugly, holy crap that's ugly, and why the hell did you even come into the store?
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What's wrong 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The flag's shadow is facing the wrong way.
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IT IS REAL!!!! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And teenagers would consistently break in to have sex.
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Becoming an adult 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Little clue: you don't REALLY become an adult when you turn 18...philosophically speaking of course.
People actually live like this 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We did number 14 all the time when we were deployed.
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One ticket on the feelicopter through feelsville 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's the story with the kid and the dog? Don't leave me hanging!
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I thought I'd share a story. 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You do realize you just turned him on even more right?
Why you shouldn't play with fireworks indoors 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ya, that actually makes me want to try that.
Jack Sparrow approves 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why the heck are the early childhood spells all jacked up rhymes, but the real spells that work are all "aqueous rumous!"?
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I didn't know such a thing existed 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If my kids asked me about this, I would ask them what day their birthday is on. Then I would tell them to STFU. hahahaha