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What is that supposed to mean? 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
OR the crush relates to feeling forever alone. I say give it a shot!
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A sloth has no name 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Photoshop"
Liar 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"...Mother!"
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The reason I have trust issues 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This game was my favorite!
*cough age matters 48 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Even minutes younger, if they're twins.
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Most common words of 2014 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"hella"
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Canon ship vs Non-canon ship 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And also canon sounds like cannon, as in cannon balls that hit and sink ships.
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What facebook has become for me 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
See you in 364 days! ... :D
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Vidya gem 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Happy birthday!
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Pinnochio, you clever bastard 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How often are you under oath??
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Middle school boys 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Walk into a middle school locker room, and you'll find it hard to breathe due to all the spray stuff in the air.
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Some plot details have been revealed. 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The Pacific Ocean.
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When you touch your soul 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Are you a ginger?
Two types of people today 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not owning a smartphone in college has been an interesting experience...
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When you realize you've made a mistake 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I bet this was some baby heist from a hospital.
I'm afraid they're missing out 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In a weird way that's really sweet.
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Gameboy color 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My childhood practically revolved around that thing.
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Jackie Chan's english slip 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, it's definitely not a knock against him! I doubt I would be able to do a movie in another language. Heck, I couldn't do one in English.
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Trevor noah 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know this is comedy, but this also shows a tiny glimpse of how dividing and awful apartheid truly was.
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Prismatic paint job 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where can I get this!?
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That's a strong bond 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plot twist: they don't know each other. He just fell asleep on her and she rolled with it.
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Jackie Chan's english slip 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Didn't he not really know English when he did the first Rush Hour and they had to feed him his lines? Or something like that.
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I've been taking pictures the wrong way my whole life 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Isn't there a large collage of Asian tourists taking photos like this somewhere on Funsubstance? If I am remembering correctly.
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Well, you got me there 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This reminds me of the fact that when an ugly (or at least not very attractive) person says something slightly scandalous it's viewed as perverted, creepy, and not okay, but when an attractive person says the same thing it's viewed as flirty, funny, or attractive.
I guess this just sort of reminded me of the double-standards (influenced by looks) we as human beings have.
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Indoor Water Park in Beijing 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At first glance I thought it was a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Cheeky c*nt 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't really like the analogy that President Obama made. It's like he is equating naval war-fighting ships to outdated methods, which is untrue. We need a strong Navy to guard the seas, and protect our trade routes- even if you're not a supporter of any international conflicts we may have had, the navy is still mighty important.
And I'm pretty sure that the military does in fact still use bayonets. Obviously not exclusively, but they are still in use.
And I'm not saying this to bash President Obama. I admittedly do not agree with his policies, but as someone interested in the Navy, this just doesn't sit well with me.
I think maybe I'm gonna get a raise 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Male or female boss?
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Your earrings match your eyes 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ned's Declassified was about Middle School, I'm pretty sure.
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I'm going to try this 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oooooh, it's like Divination. Kinda.
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If she noticed, she didn't say anything 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My mom is the same way- "We're saving money this way!!!" ... Um, not if we weren't going to buy it in the first place...
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The smartest man alive 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But the Tesla coil is really cool. Helped my friend build one! ^.^
The Future of Feminisisim 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's this "fedora kid" at my school... That's what everyone calls him and he's straight up the weirdest dude I know. Now I can't even stand fedoras.
The press 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Billboard.
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They know 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have the silver one! (: I still play it sometimes.
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That's not coffee, that's a dessert 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I actually hate coffee, so, not a problem for me.
College students be like 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's not even funny because it's so true...
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When I discover my true weight at the Doctor's office 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He's not there anymore, which makes me really sad :( His expressions were always so great.
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A very awesome childhood 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Classy? They literally just hit each other with things. And try to harm each other...
A choice for everyone 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you have money... which most don't nowadays.
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Not sorry. Not one bit 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or the stock market.
Think twice before installing a door spring 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can twist them out and put them back in later... Or at least that's how they are at my house.
Almost everyone makes these mistakes 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just last week I broke my family's Nintendo 64 by messing with wires trying to fix a broken controller. Never have I felt such regret...
A good time 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's a decent time for girls, but I second that it's "not that great." Granted, my own time is about that, but I never said I was a star sprinter. Hurdles were more my thing.
Definitely Me! 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yup. And then the charger wires wrap around you, but you're too lazy to rearrange yourself.
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The most adorable samoyed puppy 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think it's cute, but I think I read somewhere that you shouldn't take a puppy for a long walk/ hike until they're about a year old; otherwise their hips could get all messed up. But I'm not sure where I heard this, and I have no sources, just like most posters on the internet. So, I guess, take it or leave it.
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Subway Man... AWAY! 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is that really possible? If so I'm tempted to try it...
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Witnessed this one at the airport yesterday 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I read this at the airport.
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So that's how gun works 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*feel
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So that's how gun works 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I fell you.
Thanks, Mom. 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Reading this at first, I thought Doug was the one they were cut out of...